Why are they the worst part of Baccano?

Why are they the worst part of Baccano?

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They never fuck and fucking is everything in life. If you don't fuck, you are fucked up and you don't fucking deserve to live.

dude you're fucked up...

>dude
bro...

they will eventually fuck
when the universe dissapears and they are forced to stay together forever, they will fuck until the next big bang

>bro
Pal...

>pal

Muchacho...

Why are you the worst part of Sup Forums?

Next you're going to tell me Claire wasn't the best individual character.

Kill yourself friendo

There is literally no defending them. LITERALLY lol so randumb humor.

Ah yes Shittano! the most overrated jap toon of all time that autists like to praise becuase it makes them feel smart once they figure it out even though there's no good reason for the show to be nonlinear other than to hide how one dimensional the characters are and how shitty and boring the story actually is. Plebs get off of Sup Forums

It's overwhelmingly summer.

Hey Isaac, I have a question!

The reason it's told non-chronologically is so all of the stories reach their climax at the end of the series. It's a pretty simple concept that's used in a number of light novel adaptations.

What's that, Miria my dear?

Why is OP such a faggot? Shouldn't he like girls because he's a boy?

Well Miria, some boys are so self-sacrificing that they recognize when women like them, so they choose to go after other men! That way the other, less fortunate men have a lovely girl to come home to!

There's a right way to tell a non-chronological story and a wrong way to do it. Baccano does it incorrectly, there's clearly very little thought or reason put behind the order of events and once you actually examine the characters and story you'll realize that the characters if they can even be called that usually have one or two quirks that get introduced within less than a minute of meeting them and that's all there is to them. The story itself is nothing special and not particularly engaging. Try watching Baccano in chronological order and you'll see how bland it actually is. The non linear fashion that the story is told in only really serves to hide how mediocre the story is and the constant jumping from character to character is an attempt to hide the fact that pretty much all of the characters are one dimensional and can be described in one sentence.

Fuck off. This hasn't been funny or clever since the first time it was done.

Also having a need for a story to be told non linearly is no excuse for one dimensional characters and a dull plot.

>Muh characters have to be complicated because life is so fucking complicated for autistic people like you.

whatever you say fagboy

I'll agree none of them are horribly complicated as characters, but that's not always necessary. What's interesting about the story is how they interact with one another, rather than focusing on the issues of any individual. Unlike a lot of stories, what's actually happening is the focus, and that isn't necessarily a problem.
The story being a bit more dull if it we're told in chronological order isn't a point against the show. Its shows the creators recognized the pacing wasn't well fitted for an anime and they used the non-chronological story telling to mitigate this problem.

>not liking interesting characters and character development
>being this much of a manchild
I cringed pretty hard when I read your post desu
Except the moderate excitement of what's happening doesn't make up for the fact that the show is severely lacking in any believable characters and the story itself even when told in a non-chronological order just isn't that interesting.

Claire a shit. I really wanted Ladd to deck him out of his delusions.

Friendly reminder that Ladd wanted to tape Claire.

Why is Ennis the best girl?

>tfw she and Firo don't fuck for 70 YEARS.

In what way are the characters not believable? Some of them are crazy people, but Miria and Issac are really the only unbelievable ones. And the conductor dude. And those are still entertaining characters.

Thats a funny way to spell best OP

I don't get why everyone touts Isaac and Miria as the best couple in anime when these two are clearly better.

Because you're watching the dub.

Haha, now that's what I call a good joke

>He watches Baccano subbed

Just because they can do a New Yorker accent doesn't mean they can act.

Ladd doesn't care if it's a man or a woman he just wants to stick his dick in crazy.