/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sup Forums EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump awards trophy @Presidents Cup 10/1/17
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>Pres Trump arriving in NYC 10/1/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #10 (Lara) 9/30/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #34 9/29/17
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>Pres Trump Tax Reform Speech to Natl Assoc of Manufacturers 9/29/17
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>Pres Trump press gaggle on PR/HHS Sec resigning 9/29/17
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>Pres Trump leaves DC for NJ 9/29/17
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>Eric Trump on Hannity 9/29/17
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>IntSec Zinke on American Energy Dominance 9/29/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S Mattis/PooInDaLoo Joint Statement 9/29/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis arrives in India 9/29/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/NATO SecGen Stoltenberg @ Resolute Support HQ in Afghanistan 9/29/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UN on Burma 9/29/17
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>OMB Mulvaney on F&F 9/29/17
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>This Week @State 9/29/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
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>Hold Back The Night
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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MAGA

awooooo~!

Memeflags were a mistake

Hello my name is user and I have a confession. I hate Spanish and all Spanish speaking countries.

>muh red pilled
>muh based
>muh MAGA
>muh triggered
>muh anti-feminism
>muh cuck
>muh neck yoursef
>muh white nationalism
>muh white supremacy
>muh n-word
>muh sp*cs
>muh anti-diversity
>muh global warming denying
>muh anti-academia
>muh Alex Jones
>muh Wendy's
>muh Hitler
>muh fascism
>muh fake news
>muh fake polls
>muh Pepe
>muh Muslims
>muh anti-gay
>muh transphobic
>muh degeneracy
>muh Jews
>muh high energy
>muh baking
>muh new bread
>muh Joe posting
>muh anime wolf girls
>muh winning (NOT)
>muh Trump will not give amensty to spics
>muh ANTI DACA
>muh Prototype wall

Holy shit, you "people" are fucking pathetic and are the jokes of the internet Their is delusion and then there is Sup Forums.
Seriously, kill yourselves now.

That's very nice of you to say

hey guys i found an thing

reminder he lurks

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AWOO~

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covfefe

The Indian flag was a yuge mistake.

>Earlier this month, CBP awarded contracts to six companies to build their designs. The prototypes will be 30 feet long, and 18 to 30 feet tall. Two companies will build two prototypes, one of concrete and one of an alternate material.

>CBP said construction must be completed within 30 days.
C.B.P. is Customs and Border Protection agency.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/26/border-wall-prototype-construction-begins/706730001/

Leaf, go home!

I noticed in other threads people are posting "white" as "wh*Te". Whats this about?

Boss, can you please start another controversy? Like make an EO that makes English the official language or something of that nature?

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Not that bad but who am I to say.
At least you don`t have a fucking crescent.... yet.

I pledge alegance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands. One Nation, under God, with Liberty and Justice for all.

Fuck Canada

>self-deprecation
I like you user. Maybe we'll get you a loo one day.

Non-whites or larpers.

Dumb forced meme

Please stop replying and thus encouraging pasta spammers.

>The prototypes will be 30 feet long, and 18 to 30 feet tall.
Ebery time i read it, it makes me diamonds.

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I kind of like the colors. Wish it had something cooler than a wheel.

Aside from planned democrat puerto rican protests on tuesday when trump visits,

whats on the docket for this week?

I predict that Sweden will have it on their flag soon.

>16 government agencies will never confirm Russian hacking (they did)
>Flynn will never be fired (he was)
>Sessions will never recuse himself from the investigation (he did)
>Drumpf will never leak classified info to Sergey Kislyak (he did)
>There will never be a special investigation (there is)
>Kushner would never meet with Soros (he did)
>Trump Jr would never be caught lying about russian interference (he was)
>Trump Jr would discuss russian interference in the election in an email with a russian oligarch (he did_
>Kushner and Trump would’ve never proven to have multiple russian business contacts (they were)
>There will never be a leaked CIA document proving the hacking (there was)
>Mueller will be a nothingburger (it won’t)
>Mueller found shaddy dealing in Trump’s taxes and needs whitehosue docs
>Trump is hiring criminal lawyers

YOU ARE HERE

>Drumpf will never be personally under investigation (he will and practically already is)
>There will never be a open court (there will be)
>Drumpf will never preemptively remove himself from the white house (he will)
>Drumpf will never be indicted (he will)
>He will never appear in court (he will)
>He will never be sentenced to death for treason (he will be)

>Support Catalonia!
>muh democracy!

>a small portion of a country is voting as to whether or not to secede
>there are people in the united states who are saying the spanish government should just let them become independent
What a fucking timeline.

What did they mean by this Satan?

2spooky

>a puckered anus
suits pooistan just fine

libs trying to force a meme

White Population Iowa July 1st 2010: 2,702,000 (88.6%)
White Population Iowa July 1st 2015: 2,691,000 (86.2%)
White Population July 1st 2016: 2,702,370 (86.2%)

I mean is it supposed to mean something? Why its written that way.

Why am I supposed to not believe reddìt? They all cite their sources, expand on well reasoned arguments, and are more versed in reality than "meme" types.

So, with that said, why shouldn't I align with them, and vote Dem in 2018 and 2020?

does Obama already have a grave?

He should be taken off, but only out of respect because he hated central banks.

Just remember that Catalonia is Spain's Commiefornia.

Probably t*rks

Bros, I need your help in a bad way. I feel like I'm going crazy. But I'm almost certain that I'm being gang stalked. The only thing I can figure is that it's a deep state thing because I support trump and am anti-globalist.

It started with a person in my apartment building who would always be looking at my window whenever I looked out. Whenever I saw him in the hallway, he'd give me a weird hand signal.

Then it started with cars driving around me on the roads. Cars randomly pass me with their turn signal on. At first it's no big deal, but after you see it LITERALLY ALL THE TIME you know it's a malicious act.

I'm afraid of the dee state bros, they're starting to get to me. What do I do?

>Removing the Duelist from the 20 dollar bill
That`s Heresy, Satan.

Why do Jews love black cock?

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I can't wait until the wall enters the construction phase. Hope I can go and work on it for awhile, it would be cool to be apart of something historic.

The only people who voted for Donald Trump are rural and suburban retards who wish they could fuck their own relatives.

City people and intelligent people all voted for Hillary Clinton.

because of the butt hole and weird poop thing that happens in your country?

Faggot ass Canadians spam for no reason

And that's the other thing. If they gain independence, aren't their first moves going to be
>open borders for brown people
>best benefits for brown people on the continent
>gommie economic policies
They'll collapse before the year ends.

I cant wait for protestors to get BTFO on camera

I know this might slightly be off topic, but every time I need some motivation, listening to Libera Me From Hell helps pump me up again. This remix is neat-o too. I listen to this at work while I code sometimes to just keep me focused.
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Never give up /ptg/. Trust in your instincts. Believe in the (You) that believes in yourself. We Made America Great Again, you can make yourself great again with that same dedication.

Jackson is more or less raging that he's on the money from beyond the grave. He would have shot the person who put him on the money.

As a joke against white people, there are lots of nonwhites here these days from the ME especially, or sons of immigrants in Europe and the west.

Because some people trying to be polite right shit as sh*te.

You know its the same one who was here the last three days talking about "niggers and white supremacy", right?

What will /ourskeleton/ complain about then?

So true, so true. +1, upvoted.

>They'll collapse before the year ends.
and like a rotten pimple they'll pop and burst KANGZ all over the area.

>Catalonia secedes
>immediately join the EU
You just know they will.

>there are more idiots then intelligent This is why the founders were against straight democracy

"It's not tall enough"

DACA probably.
>and you damn well know she has a point

>when the walls height starts with 5

Wouldn't doubt it.
Not big enough and took too long.

Check Mate OP

Hillary won the popular vote
She IS the president

Why are you replying to a spammer and giving them the attention they want if you know they are a spammer?

Why are you replying to a spammer? Your shouldn't encourage spam by replying to it. Best to just ignore.

It is just pasta spam, no need to encourage spammers.

Uh, guess I linked the Rothschild shit?
Here try this.
hooktube.com/watch?v=pe_9CrFJJAM

US Jewish Pop April 1st 2010: 6,500,000
US Jewish Pop July 1st 2016:
5,500,000

ah, figures. Had a suspicion but wasn't sure. Thanks.

He would`ve shot so many people in no particular order if he was alive atm.

He spams for (you)'s, which you idiots keep giving him

lmao saved
RIP Obama

He spams for jews?

DACA isn't even an executive order, it's a fucking memorandum distributed to the DHS by (((Janet Napolitano)))

Fuck DACA, gas them all.

That it`s not coated in radioactive material.

See, I fully understand Catalonia is a commie shithole, but the thing is: I kind of want to see Spain collapse for memes

Undoubtedly. We'd have to give him more ammo.

>Muslim here, with a message for you Islamophobic people.

>The West created this mess.

>It was you who divided up the land.

>It was you who put in the puppet governments.

>It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.

>It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.

>It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.

>It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.

>It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.

>It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.

>It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.

>It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.

>It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.

>It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.

>It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.

>It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.

>It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.

>It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.

You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad

The left has no meme power. Just copies our memes badly and calls it a day.

You apparently don't get it. They're trying to n!gger wh1te people. Like its a naughty word. Makes me wanna vomit.

news.vice.com/story/russia-investigation-to-probe-foul-corners-of-Sup Forums-and-reddit

>The notorious Sup Forums message board, where anonymous users fear few restrictions, already has a link to Trump. While still a candidate, the businessman tweeted an image of Pepe the Frog, a meme that originated on the Sup Forums site and has strong links to far-right groups, anti-Semites, and racist

Wow, this upside-down satirical virtual reality comedy show I'm living in is super realistic! 10/10 - ign

No, he likes it when you sperg out and give him lots of attention that he wants. Trolling 101 lad, lurk more.

>Its all about the Tubmans

Trump is guilty of treason for aiding and abetting aliens hostile to citizens of the United States.

>t. pigfucker

Foreigners, get out!

At least liberals were not spamming cat pictures to block out all information about this terrorist attack...

It is just a guy spamming pasta, really stupid to bother repluying to spam seriously.

This.
Nigger there are 45 million illegals in this country. Taking care of these 800k is going to take time.

we could use the bumps

post your reaction when this investigation leads them to /sg/ and the (((MSM))) and normies shit all over t hem

This
Him being on the $20 is an insult in the first place. Leave it to a nigger to figure out the only way to make it insulting when proposing to take him off

The only bumps i need are between your legs

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Replying to spam doesn't help though, it causes less bumps by helping to derail the thread and lower quality. People leave when there is more spam and people replying to it.

hi

>t.leaf

Well fate doesn't seem to like them because they did have their stuff on twitter and the like. I do remember one of them getting arrested in the UK, and they did get mentioned in a Dutch newspaper. Yeah this will most likely happen.