Why are oppai lolis so rare?

Why are oppai lolis so rare?

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Because when I want to fap to loli I want to fap to actual loli and when I want to fap to oppai I want to fap to old hag.

Because they are atrocities

Because Lolis are shit.

Because they are freaks of nature.

Idk but they good

Not a loli

Pic not related

Hestia's not even a loli. She's a midget. She doesn't have any loli features aside from the short stature.

No, you stop writing like a retard and classifying girls as wrong types.

But even in the show they poke fun at her for calling her boob loli?

Because toddlers aren't typically pubescent.

Stop calling short women oppai loli.

Wrong

Weapons grade autism we have here, captain

Just because the writers have no idea and just put whatever doesn't make them right.

Mrw the oppai loli thread comes up again

>burn them with fire

Just Read some Noise or something. exhentai.org/g/950553/4c5aa1122f/

I am starting to see more and more. Oppai lolis are picking up, pic related.

>Loli is a body type
>Loli is an age
Pick one and only one OP.

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Why not just shortstacks?
They're basically the same thing but one's legal.

This is now a happy shortstack thread.

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Not a loli.

>trying to fit in with ''haha look I fap to loli like you guys''

>five feet tall

I need oppai loli Machi

I want more imas oppai lolis.

Holy shit, are you even trying?

>pic related
Haha, no!

>12 years old
>Small
>Baby faced
>Big breasts
Oppai loli

Refer to

>14 years old
>Small
>Baby faced
>Big breasts
Oppai loli

It fits both.

No, fuck off. It's one or the other.

Yup you get it.

Fuck off autist

Because most anime is set in Japan, where people actually try to stay fit and healthy to some extent. As a result, women and girls are slim and trim, and generally don't have huge boobs. (*yes there are exceptions but I'm just talking in general)

On the other hand, in America, kids are gorged on food from the time they're 3 to the time they die of diabetes at the ripe old age of 35. It's common here for a family with some toddlers to waddle in McDicks and buy their toddler a fucking burger, large order of fries, and a half gallon of coke.

So obesity, as well as the crazy antibiotics and hormones we put in our shitty fast food here causes girls to develop at crazy rates. They've got D cups at age 9 because they're fat and then start growing mammary glands soon after. In the US it's not uncommon for girls to start puberty around age 7.

Can someone please post that webm with the two dancing oppai lolis and expanding breasts?

I redrew it from memory but the details might not be accurate...

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Because the lolis are kids or girls/women with a kid appeareance. And the kids haven't oppais.