Why didn't he just flash her in the eye's with his phone's camera, knock her on the ground, and stomp her head in?

Why didn't he just flash her in the eye's with his phone's camera, knock her on the ground, and stomp her head in?

He doesn't have the physical capacity to do so, and she's probably used to being blinded by magic and then attacked, so she could counter it pretty easily.

Also, he doesn't have the mental capacity to face someone he knows can easily murder him.

Why didn't he just try to avoid everything?

I want to donate my intestines to Elsa!

>phone

He has a phone on him?

Yeah and he never got a pic of Elsa for his spank bank in the final timeline.

What a damn shame.

Yea he originally used it to trade for the insignia before the 2nd time belly slicer killed him.

He also used it to blind Rem when she was trying to kill him.

You think he ever opens up his picture of Elsa and faps to it? I mean, does that world even have porn mags?

Why doesn't Subaru just make a gun?

why doesnt he just call the police??

He did that once. It's a good plan, he should do it more often.

why didnt he give her a hug?

By all means Frodo, go out into the streets and try to recreate American History X with the nearest black man using nothing but yourself and your phone's flash and tell us how it goes.

Then try and tell us that it would work with some sort of infamous crazy magic vampire murderer.

I need more hot Villains voiced by Mamiko Noto

There's another one this season.

He can just fuck Rem or something.

Why didn't he just fuck her?

Technically he did it again when he saved their asses in the Tavern.

She moves way faster than a normal human, user. The moment he tried to take his phone out, Elisa would've killed him.

>Why didn't he just flash her in the eye's with his phone's camera
I want to know how his phone is still charged.

Dumb phones can last forever especially if it's not talking with a tower.

It's a flip phone on airplane mode and he barely touches it. It'll last a week easy.

It's been over a month now though so it should be dead unless he got Betty to charge it or something.

She doesn't exist anymore.

Fucking this, if I were him I'll sell it as fast as I can and vanish like a jew.

See: I'm pretty sure Subaru turned off his phone and forgot about it unless he really needs it. Like that time when he got murdered in the forest.

When she telling him about how she could sense his fear I was waiting for him to reply with something like "well, I get intimidated by beautiful women." That's what I would have done.

>I'm pretty sure Subaru turned off his phone and forgot about it unless he really needs it. Like that time when he got murdered in the forest.
user that isn't how batteries work, even turned off it will eventually lose charge and die.

>Tipping your fedora to the woman who just killed you

Really faggot

Titties like those are worth dying for

Who gives a shit

What's that girls name so I can whip my dick out to her titties

>Harriet Michaels

>sauron is going to be so powerful that who cares what happens in the beginning

>YFW he gets the power to go back in time and just build his ideal world.

>elsa is supposed to be some big badass assassin
>subaru can get a couple of good whacks on her
>meanwhile he can't even lay a finger on julius

Is Julius really fucking beastly or was Elsa merely mid-boss difficulty?

Subaru gaining all that power won't matter if he can't defeat Reinhardt.

Reinhardt was cheating.

SUBJECT YOUR THREADS YOU RETARDED TURBO NIGGER. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FILTER YOUR SHITTY ABIME IF YOU DUMB FAGGOTS NEVER TITLE YOUR THREADS

bad writing

obviously she should have literally eviscerated him and fed on his intestines in one blow

Elsa was toying with Subaru and Julius wasn't even trying.

You should kill yourself

Are you this guy?
I think it is being done out of spite to this sperg.

>slightly modify how I make threads just to piss off a phone poster
Seems like a great idea to me.

I think it was more he was an ass about it.
And spiteful people will do spiteful things.
I don't see the big deal myself I just scroll past stuff that doesn't interest me.
People liking what I don't like doesn't trigger me.

Exactly, this guy is just retarded.

>Re;zero
What now, faggot?

I dug my PSP out of my drawer after a year this one time and it was still ready to go. Though I guess it was cool and dry in there and the battery was half discharged.

Most portable devices use Lithium Ion batteries.
>Batteries gradually self-discharge even if not connected and delivering current. Li+ rechargeable batteries have a self-discharge rate typically stated by manufacturers to be 1.5-2% per month.

My old ds lite has gone a good five years without a charge and yet I've been playing pokemon.for hours on it

Desu if I were him at that moment I would have given in and submitted to her so she could mount me and rape me within an inch of my life in the street or rape me to death

Same desu

>get raped to death
>respawn so you can get raped to death again

Good plan senpai.

I'm pretty sure the "to death" part would involve your bowels being well, disemboweled. While getting raped by her probably would be amazing, that part wouldn't.

>being THAT mad about a thread you could just ignore