Lime disease

If you get lime juice on you and the expose your self to the sun you will develop horrible painful blisters I say we start a campaign about how lime juice makes you tan faster

Did you know: you can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn!

Shill no shilling,Shill no shilling,Shill no shilling,Shill no shilling.

no thats from ticks

did you know you can use hair conditioner to wash your car

Did you know that you can use live hand grenades to wash your car?

It's nearly winter, dumbass.

Nobody is outside tanning.

Not Lyme disease you retard, lime
With an i

Did you know that ammonia and bleach can be used for purposes other than mustard gas?

>not putting lemon juice in your hair before you go sunbathing.

I do this every year and tell people I just naturally get more blonde in the summer. (I'm a dude btw, no homo)

>conspiracy to commit assault

Yeah because it's not as nice and sunny, which is WHY you need the lime juice to help you tan! See? Winter is the best time for this one.

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I hear that shoving a pineapple up your ass is a great way to prevent scurvy.

kek

Did you know hair conditioner makes the best lube?

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What is the result of this ?

Lol this one is so dumb that even if it worked it would get you in jail fast

Try it and tell me.

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It's not winter in the good parts of the world

You sick bastard.

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This is a nasty one.

Love it. Tell Niggers it will harmonize with their KANG magical melanin and they'll go into the astral KANG plane or some sheeit.

What's it do? I assume explosion.

cat piss + bleach = so hi lmao

tried that and my parents lost their house.. they still dont know what started the fire

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What does this do? I can only assume it'd make you violently ill

Or kill you, one. I can't remember which.

I followed those steps and literally nothing happened
I'm glad my spoons aren't retarded

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Chlorine bomb breh

This will kill you, correct?

Just Googled, the rapid nicotine absorption from drinking 5 cigarettes worth of nicotine is potentially deadly. At the very least, you will be extremely ill

This kind of retarded stuff actually works in Africa

i care for my fellow underage Sup Forumsacks

>no thats from ticks

Some kid got really hurt by this. Like lost his vision because he mixed it in a glass bottle and it exploded.

a big boom

not even the most retarded Sup Forums user would fall for this one

Well...

>that cap of new trend in mozambique to kill bald men for 'gold'

How did her hand go from fatty sausage to skinny bonelets?

>inb4 Adolf comes back to leave this at a synagogue

iirc drano + steel wool in a plastic bottle does something similar. It pressurizes the bottle to where it explodes if you mess with it.

Nvm, I figure it's prob initial swelling.

I poured motor oil on a neighbor's lawn for revenge and it didn't really do much. Just a bit lighter in that area.

You're new here I take it?

Yes these are jokes but people are unfortunately dumb enough to believe everything on the internet.

Actually no, it was aluminum foil I think.

I've seen these all befote but that one is the most obvious. the only way to make it more obvious is to tell them to use a syringe and shoot that stuff directly into your veins

wtf? Why is there a colourful tinfoil hat on this thread? Is this place for conspiritards??

This actually does nothing to me

that wouldnt do anything except get water everywhere

faggot

DO IT FAGOT

this is me when I JO

Most Americans can't even read at an adult level; expecting them to grasp even rudimentary chemical reactions is simply unrealistic.

I call it hair lotion.

That's what it is.

u fucking dumb fucking fuck

I think that one is supposed to make you look like you're jerking off

>Most Americans can't even read at an adult level
That is because they are immigrants from 3rd world countries.

Same.
That's like my Friday afternoon to Tuesday morning when I get a 3 day weekend.

*break your tendon

I threw some of them in a bonfire on time they go off like a string of giant firecrakers.

Yep. My bros and I used to make these, we called them works bombs or drano bombs. We were like 13, shit was cash.

>wrap bottle in double sided duck tape and stick to a passing train
>Tape nails around bottle and throw off the overpass
>Ride on my minibike at night and throw them on the front yard of known jews

They're pretty dangerous to fuck with. You only have maybe 5 seconds to get away.

Lol, good fucking luck doing that the way that image shows you

DO NOT do this unless you want to die.

That's the joke of half these images yes.