Oh, you LIKE that, huh? Poop comes from there

Oh, you LIKE that, huh? Poop comes from there.

does she really follow human biology?

Shit on my chest I don't care

That's kind of hot

Bitch is identical to a human except some nubs she calls horns

And getting smashed off of vinegar.

and, penis goes in there

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Tell me again what are the different uses of your penis?

I open soda cans with it.

How do I make myself attracted to farts?

Lum thread? Lum thread.

>wake up
>see this
What do.

Show follows the Star Trek rule of aliens. Aliens that talk or have plot significance are humanoid. Aliens who don't talk are basically crazy animals.

"Excuse me miss. Where's Shinobu?"

Continue where I left off last night.

pee comes out the vag. your point?

Who are you?

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You dont fuck the urethra, retard-kun

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as if theres a difference. a hole's a hole.

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Girls don't poop.

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Reminds me of a story about a childless octogenarian couple; the wife went in for a gynaecologic examination regarding her constant urinary tract infections, and the doctor discovered a "second vagina" with an intact hymen. He asked her if she had any trouble having sex, replying "It hurt the first few times but after that no, no issues". Turns out her husband had been unknowingly plowing her in the pee-hole for nigh on 60 years and had inadvertently stretched out her urethra.

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Pick one

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ich mag

Pickled plums (but was it shown specifically that it was the vinegar?), actually.

>It hurt the first few times
It was the "first year or so."

Two holes weren't enough for the madman

I prefer the one about an ambulance being summoned to a wealthy suburb, to treat a boy that had been injured sliding down a bannister (like you often see in films).
What had happened was a large, jagged splinter of wood had lifted about two-thirds the way down, and as the kid slid down it had torn through his scrotum and impaled his testicle. Wouldn't have been so bad, but the paramedic walks in and sees the testicle impaled like a cocktail olive on this splinter; and the spermatic cord had been stretched out, still attached to the kid, trailing back into his bleeding crotch.

This thread needs more Lum

This is like the sixth time I've heard this story and it still shocks me to this day.

Fuck me I shouldn't be reading this stuff late at night.

DELETE THIS NOW

Fuck's sake user, I was getting ready to fap.

That would imply that I am Moroboshi, and that sucks.

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I dont care Im indian

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I masturbated to this once.

When internet porn was easily available.

>wife is still a virgin

Me too desu

That's kind of hot

Wait what

I'd suck the shit out and sniff every fart that came from an ass like that.

How many mouths aliens have?

i wish we had lum threads more often
most of the time its only ranma threads and i hate ranma

fuck her the moment i see this

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it's a fake story from this