Caught in the middle of high calibre gunfire

>caught in the middle of high calibre gunfire
>dodges bullets and fleas to get a weapon
>returns to scene, single handedly BTFO's gunman and saves hundreds

he truly is the king of kings.

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That loser didnt do shit. He used his harem of cumdumps as human shields as he ran away and cried like a bitch.

This tweet has aged well:
twitter.com/MaximMag/status/786558852108021760

That man is broken inside.

Wasn't this faggot almost a fucking SEAL?

Looks like he has snorted a lot of coke

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lol fuck no. He didn't even make it through buds then bought his way into being in the Lone Survivor movie. Fucking pathetic

his chin is fucking strange

Can someone make a chad vs virgin edit on this one?

He has had 4 heart attacks because of his steroid and cocaine use.

>shooter starts massacring people
>bilzerian uses tactical heart attack

> He used his harem of cumdumps as human shields

/ourguy/

I see why he's got the beard.

Post the one where he doesn't have his shaped up beard that he likely spends hours grooming daily to hide his VERY UNFORTUNATE soyboy jawline.

>makes millions from poker
>dad is rich as fuck

pick one

This fucking losers teeth are all crowns made of porcelain. This fucking loser uses daddys money to hire instagram whores to pretend to enjoy hanging out with him. He also pretends to be a professional poker player but he not so secretly is a huge loser in the poker world, just donating to players that understand basic math unlike himself.

And now he's pretending like he wanted to engage in a gunfight with some terrorists while he almost assuredly ran and hid for his fucking life. He's a fucking clown, nothing more.

He's quite well known in the poker world as being a huge loser that pretends to be good. You can watch entire compilations of him demonstrating that he's legitimately as bad as a low stakes online cash game player.

How big a killstreak do you need to deploy the tactical heart attack

>trustfund chinlet

that never happened
he ran like a bitch and was shocked
no wonder he got fired from the navy seals

>soyboy jawline
Honesty looks pretty normal to me. I'd say his denture looking teeth are a lot weirder.

>things that never happened: the post

the absolute state of the nigger op

>He used his harem of cumdumps as human shields

A true alpha puts his own life before that of his bitches.

>women are to die for

Cuck

Is he a manlet?(174 cm)

Its a carefully shaved beard.

Shooter hit his girl so he ran back got his gun and BTFO the shooter
He vows to never be unarmed again

That's my point. Women are not to die for unless they are your wife.

dan has just been confirmed standing side stage when shooting started by jake owen on fox news

you can't into english bro?

If "smol-dick compensation syndrome" had a name, it would be Dan Bilzerian.

If those are fake teeth, then why are they so recessed, if they are not, then why the fuck does the nigger not know how to floss?

are those fake teeth?

Jesus he literally loses 3 points without the beard.

Those are typical American celebrity teeth

Nah that shit's made of the same porcelain that your toilet is made of.

(((American)))

yah naw, it slants and points. chin implant jaw restructuring gone wrong?

Even low stakes degens would flog him. Guys just an attention whoring faggot, living the high life off his criminal fathers money.

Most Pro's, decent, semi decent, even degens think he's an a grade faggot.

>be struggling young model trying to make some cash on the side to help pay for college
>get paid to hang out with trust fund baby manlet and take a few pictures in bikinis
>attend event with him in Las Vegas
>get shot in the fucking head and die
>don't even get paid

“Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek,but don't trust an Armenian”

― George Orwell, Down and Out in Paris and London

I don't wanna say "that's what you get" because making a bit of money off of a fuckin rube isn't a crime, but this girl shoulda made some better life choices than agreeing to massage some manlet's beard for cash.

wait he was really there? link to video?

Went into training two times.
First time he had/developed hairline fractures on both shins, running their entire length, essentially crippling him. He then dropped out, got medical leave and was told to stay put. But like a dumbass he tried again and fucked his legs up even more.

>listening to anything from the guy who aided the kikes and freemasons in the 2nd spanish civil war

The women he hangs out with are literal whores. They are pretty much financially obligated to act as his human shield.

>Under 200cm
Of course he's a manlet

dan is a manlett without legs and like 10 heart attacks before 30

>ran to get his gun then ran back into the thick of the action, risking his life to try and protect others

What a fucking badass. Shooter is lucky Dan couldn't find him.

>He used his harem of cumdumps as human shields
About all they're worth apart from as fuck-dolls.

He's just a degenerate with a purposeless life playing with daddy's money.

Why do you think he's exposing himself like that ? because his life is so empty that he's feeding off people envy.

Without mediatic exposure he'd have comitted suicide a long time ago.

Pick any degenerate in the street, give him a billion and a steroid shot and you basically have this game.

But the most pathetic are the peasant who are admiring him.

Fuck that fucking face pubes fagget

>be Dan Bilzerian
>drop out of BUD/S
>claim to be a Navy SEAL despite being a pussy
>use parents money to buy an excess of hookers
>spend hundreds of thousands in poker, lose it
>claim to be a professional poker player despite never winning anything
>at scene of massacre
>take selfie video like 15 year old girl on social media
>"b-b-but i got my guns guys its ok"
Probably one of the biggest faggots alive rn

>"I JUST SAW A GIRL GET SHOT IN THE HEAD"
>"CRAZY"

literally as bad as the spic who killed her sister drunk-driving while livestreaming

WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF HIM???

>>at scene of massacre

This x 100

Taking steroid and buying whores doesnt make you a man. It makes you a degenerate faggot.

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chinlits.... if you are a woman reading this never marry a man until you have seen him shaven

>twitter.com/MaximMag/status/786558852108021760
Jesus fuck.

On the bright side, at least we didn't let a Muslim take top slot for homegrown shootings.