Here I was beating myself up about blowing it off to play HOI3.
Daniel Morgan
Who here has a GF?
>tfw no qt3.14 brunette chubby anglo-celtic Aussie gf
Sebastian Hall
>tfw no petite leaf gf
Noah Ramirez
nah currently getting back into the dating market after a break since I wanted to be left alone for awhile to get money in order and buy some shit I wanted
Zachary Thomas
>tfw too worthless to even try and convince a woman to suffer my presence
Jace Bailey
Same here but there's a girl at the local shops who I am thinking of asking out. She always asks me questions and does stupid stuff like complements my shirt (I wear random second hand shirts from Salvos that aren't compliment worthy).
She is chubby with brown hair. In other words my ideal girl.
But I'll never get her. Too scared to ask her out.
>TFW
Zachary Long
just do it you fucking dumb cunt. what is the worst that can happen, she says no?
Dominic Murphy
Then I won't be able to go to that store any more and it's a minute walk from my house and thus invaluable.
Noah Gutierrez
are you really that fucking awkward that you can't see a person who rejected you ever again. Just pretend she doesn't exist if you are that fucked in the brain
Gavin Jenkins
stalk her facey a fucktonne make a heap of fake accounts that are obs fake and message her from all of them like a creepy guy. Then post on your own facey has anyone else experienced this??? if she replies tell her that she may have a virus and you can go over to help her out. Proceed to tie her to bed with your shitty shirts and fuck her arsehole
Jason Bennett
I will try m8. I hope I can.
Josiah Walker
do not follow this guys advice
David Perry
Walk in the shop. Stick your finger in your asshole, ask her if she wants to sniff it.
Tyler Gomez
That sounds like a bad idea m8. I don't want to fuck her arsehole, I would prefer to tongue it.
Ethan Miller
>wants to put his tongue in the hole shit literally comes out of
Liam Watson
That is exactly correct.
I want her big white ass pressed into my face while I sniff and tongue her perfect arsehole.
