Re:zero

These guys aren't fucking around. I'm surprised they didn't even pillage the village since everything looked mostly intact, only the people got murdered brutally.

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What's the point of pillaging some poor ass village

What's the point of murdering everyone like that?

Cute girls available for impregnation?

When does the suffering end?

Fun things are fun.

When Subaru realizes Rem is best girl

That's their job as the witch cult . clown hired them to do it

would you play an entirely text based re zero game which is essentially a decision tree interspersed with JRPGesque combat?

...

Subaru did nothing wrong

You'd need some good writing to make that worthwhile.

it'd mostly be a translation of the web novel

Am I bad for laughing a little bit at shell-shocked Subaru politely opening and closing the doors?

>I'm so sorry, I didn't know you hadn't put your skin on yet!

>gif

It was honestly kinda freaky, i don't, there's just something about seeing someone just shut down his own brain from pure shock that's disturbing.

if nobody remembers rem how come subaru can?

It is a gif though

Probably related to his spawn ability. Or the fact he came from another world.

so if al knew rem would he rememeber too?

Why they dont attack Subaru?

Soundtrack when?

youtube.com/watch?v=EtRlFchoQ4U

I actually love how they handled that part, they nonchalantly show dead people, Subaru trying to ignore it and then the full realization that the people he helped just a while ago got cremated and stabbed.

He smells.

Because he smells like the witches boytoy

They probably can sense his smell since they're from the witch's cult, and they thought he was someone important.

He's the husbando of their deity.

because hes the boss of the gym

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I want to be a witch's boytoy!

Holy shit. I am not a Remfag but that AU story is cue as fuck.

I want to let her corrupt my soul. It's not like there's much of it left anyways.

>cue
cute*

Thanks user, I needed that laugh.

i don't get it

Summer sure is nice.

That's the problem.

Why?

Because he's autistic.

Reinhardt's Blessings

Sword Saint:Swordsmanship maxes out, and become able to draw Raid, the Dragon Sword.
Arrow avoidance: he cannot be hit by projectiles.
Arrow guarantee: any projectile he uses is guaranteed to hit the target
Magic resistance: No curses, debuffs, or buffs can affect him
Fire avoidance: 80% reduction from fire damage
Wind absorption: 80% of wind magic is absorbed
Earth resistance: Earth magic have 80% reduced effect on him
Water reflection: 80% water magic is reflected
Darkness immunity: 80% of darkness magic is nullified
Light sharing: 80% light magic is shared to another target
Swiftness: He can move at superhuman speed. This affects mounts as well
Riding mastery: He can ride any animals
Initiative: He cannot be ambushed, and all initial attacks from Reinhardt connects
First attack immunity: The first time an attack is performed at Reinhardt, it always misses.
Preceding attack immunity: The second attack and all following attacks misses him
Rain blessing: He gains power in rain
Sun blessing: He gains power in sunny weather
Night's blessing: He gains power during night
Morning blessing: he gains power during morning
Mind reading: Vague understanding of what's on other people's mind
Item mastery: able to know how to use any item he holds
Unarmed mastery: Very strong even without any weapons
Blessing of War god: able to use any weapons masterfully
Blessing of Lake: Can walk on water
Blessing of Mist: Mist do not hinder his view
Blessing of Cloud: can walk on cloud
Blessing of lightning: Lightning will never strike him
Taste king: No matter how he cook, the food will come out delicious
Master Teacher: His students become successful in learning
Training mastery: Can train not only his body, but also other people, to their maximum potential
Poison immunity: Immune to all poison
Illness immunity: Immune to all sickness and disease
Power bleeding: Bleeding actually makes him stronger
Blessing of the Phoenix: Upon death, he is granted a "continue?" once

I'd say it's my favorite scene so far. Anyone know if it gets better from here?

I want to fuck a Felt!

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Yes.

Be better if it was a VN.

>Training mastery
why doesn't subaru train with his bff? :(

Satella has marked Subaru with her scent making him her property, and basically the Pope.

Because he doesn't know about his dumb ass powers. Also, Wilhelm is a pretty good second choice. Considering Wilhelm's wife was the last Sword Saint, and he beat her in a dual. But Wilhelm and Reinhardt don't get along well.

>armpit hair
>3DPD

I'M NUCLEAR

Wilhelm is the best trainer.

Actual war veteran who fucked Sword Saint pussy like it was nothing.

how is that related to anything? you're making no sense

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>armpit hair
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What is Sword Saint pussy like?

>click the clickbait
>no armpit hair just a shade
dissapoint

>Blessing of the Phoenix: Upon death, he is granted a "continue?" once
h-hah i got ya beat there reinhardt

like heaven

ghost banri,the cause of all what is wrong

All This Bullshit...
Fuck, this guy is worse than a Sonic or Dragon Ball OC.It's not even funny...

this is fake,right?

M-more

i think some of it's supposed to be a joke. i don't see how
>First attack immunity: The first time an attack is performed at Reinhardt, it always misses.
>Preceding attack immunity: The second attack and all following attacks misses him
can be taken seriously

list ends with etc.

>tfw I thought these guys were some witch worshippers and came to serve Subaru because he was chosen by the witch
I just want to see him become a proper villain, instead of the fledgling villain he is now

>Blessing of Cloud: can walk on cloud
Christ he can walk on clouds as well. When the shit is he ever gonna need that. probably for when the subi boss fight goes to the skys

ekidna best girl

>Subaru sleeps in his tracksuit

>When the shit is he ever gonna need that.
I once read a book on a pole who wanted to jump from the top of the mountain to kill himself. But he changed his mind and instead he jumped on the cloud which flew to Warsaw where he could kill the russian tsar. But he failed.

I want to drink Ekidna's fresh piss in a teacup.

noticed that too. animators are just some lazy fucks, no way i'm supposed to believe the guy wears the same clothing literally 24/7

>True power: "Fuck you! I win!"

What a fucking Gary Stu Munchkin Powergamer Cheater piece of shit...

exactly.
the world grants him whatever blessing needed to win.

Why is Emilia such a shit?

He loses that power if he has a descendant.

But that won't matter when he gets something bigger. Do not trust the Reinhardt.

baggage

Exactly what are you implying here?

Does, Beatrice know about Subaru's respawn ability or she knows he's able to break into her sanctuary multiple times without a probelm?

instead of getting a descendant, he'll get an ascendant

>Post a picture of Felt
>He loses that power if he has a descendant
>But that won't matter when he gets something bigger
What implications do you think are being made, user?

posting a picture of felt and saying he loses his power if he gets a descendant leads me to think you're saying he's going to fuck felt
>>But that won't matter when he gets something bigger
the fuck are you talking about, "bigger than a descendant"? a sex slave? a queen? i think the implication is that you're ESL

Well, there's no guarantee the kid will be stronger than he is. The first Sword Saint was stronger than all of his descendants, with the exception of Reinhardt.

I guess he'd get the kingdom too, and the royal family would become a bunch of Mary Sues.

>A family of Mary Sues.

I Don't know why... But That's sound fucking evil..

the fact he's able to break into her sanctuary whenever he wants has nothing to do with RbD probably

he's a parody of LN protags

if he was the MC, then there would be no problems at all.

He can also will himself to have more for whatever he wants. The only thing is that it takes mana to use these. So, it is kinda like if you were playing a game and you became god mode, but it drained your mana really fast.

Though, he can use them as he want's making the mana use on them minimal.

Why cant Subaru tell other people to go meet ekidna so she can tell others of his ability?

>if he was the MC, then there would be no problems at all.
Well, there would be his rash and brooding friend who kept going off on his own and doing stupid shit, and was often unwilling to ask for help.

underrated post

Blessings don't require mana i think, they're like passive skills.

Other anons said his mana pool is even more crappy than subaru's in fact.

bc the witch would probably kill him. i don't think there's actually hard and fast rules. i think he's just a mouse in a maze and the witch puts a mouse trap down when she sees he's going the wrong way

Please delete this post.

You're wrong about that. The blessings don't take any mana at all, or else he'd be ridiculously easy to defeat. You'd just need to waste the ambient mana, because Reinhardt has none of his own.

It's the sword blast that takes mana.

>Tells everybody to meet a Witch
>He personally knows a Witch.
Really, user?

Delete the witch first.

>Taste king: No matter how he cook, the food will come out delicious
Jesus Christ

no, delicious

He could feed you a plate of charred shit, and you'd like it.

Is it ever explained why homosexual wizard man is causing all of this shit

Yes, he can literally shit on a plate, cook it, and feed it to you - and you'll like it.

LN cooks need to be stopped.

>tfw you will never eat Reinhard's shit literally
I'm dying laughing.

He wants Enkinda witch pussy.

Subaru is his ticket to get that pussy and also cock blocking him.

Re:Zero is literally Get Witch Pussy - The Anime