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>go to Anime Expo this weekend
>meet up with a friend of mine who also meets up with another acquaintance of his
>friend's loose friend is morbidly obese, acne ridden, and a total fucking socially awkward wizard
>barely says a fucking word when he's with us
>friend goes to the bathroom, leaving me alone with this guy
>we see female cosplayers minding their own business and having a good time
>he awkwardly hobbles right up to them and gets in front of them
>"C-can I get a picture with you guys?"
>"Um... sure." says one of them nervously
>Picture taken
>"C-can I get another with me in it too?"
>They brush it off politely, visibly uncomfortable by him
>"O-okay." Leans and and grabs one of the girls and forces her into an awkward side hug into his sweaty armpit and fat rolls.
>"Oh dear God..." I think to myself
>Attempts to get a hug from the other three girls
>"We actually gotta go meet someone! See you!" they say as they make a mad dash away from him
I NOPED right the fuck out of there after that.
PLEASE tell me the rest of you fuckers aren't THAT socially retarded.
