Pick one

Pick one

karen

Yotsugi best

The one with the huge tits.

Duh...

There's not much other choice.

7, and adult version of 9

Hard choice.

This isnt even a question

Best girl = Senjougahara

What my dick likes the most = Yotsugi, Tsukihi, and Nadeko

Any of them. Any of them would be the best thing.

Even Koyomi

seeing as ive forced my python to give me a blowjob out of the sheer lust of watching this and monster musume ill have to go with snek.

What a stupid question.

Red tail Boas give better ones

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was it a female at least?

Well?

So you're one of the attention whoring snakefags I see.

I SURE HOPE I GET ZERO.

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If your only options are the girls and RRRG, there's gotta be at least one losing roll

fair enough, let's try this.
I'm hoping for monkey.

Actually, aren't the odds of getting dubs abou equal to the odds of getting any particular one of the girls?

From literal who to one of the most sexual.

man fuck I thought mods banned these fucking rolling things
roll

Please anything but 0.

Muh nigga, but loli bat is fine too.

The worst fate of all

Nothing

Well, you could get a 5 or a 6.

yeah her name is mia.

I'd just like to say that I've false-flagged as a snakeposter so much that I've grown to like snake. That is all.

dubs please
i always wanted a cool friend

I apparently managed to suppress my memories of 3's existence, so that's a losing roll too.

of course I get the fucking ghost, can gods get impregnated at least?

To some people, that can be a win. so 0 is a loss no matter who you are

Me on left

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def hachikuji if not miss bangs.

I'm such a lucky guy, I'll get 0.

Give me monkey.

Come on 9.

Still 2 or 3 are less than ideal, but they're all good.

0 = ougi

rolling for Snail

Please anything but 6

But dubs already gets Ougi.

Oh well, Bat is great as well.

Arararagi

dubs gets you ararararagi

not 0

I choose the crossdressing gook with sleeves 'n spook.

I want 4 or 7.
Tomboys are life.

Yes. Thus it gets you Ougi.

Goddamit!

>nadeko
Probably even worse than 0.

>being mad about araragi
what a gay

But he'll want to be on top.

I say to yee, user: nay,
Your maiden is shit and gay.

time to roll

Have you forgotten who he's dating?

Rolling 4 waifu

Gogo.

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Consider leaving

Snail

Please give snail

The tall, stronk hottest one

Always Hitagi.

I'm fine with any of them, even Nadeko.

CAT A BEST

any of them are fine, hoping for dubs

Wait, hark! Reason, friend.
Did I insult her,
Waifu of yourself?

I did no such deed,
So please stop posting,
Ugly, bully, NEET!

I have fapped to nothing but Karen for the last three weeks now

I think it's an addiction

Roll for the best girl, #3.

Shit, tomboys are trash. Reroll.

Fucking hell.

>gets the other tomboy

Ill pick the one who likes doing anal. But which one is that?

Kanbaru.

Witness me!

>Tomboy
>Tomboy
>Sexy Piece of Man-Meat (With Trips)

I think the numbers are trying to tell you something user.

Dont worry user, If you fuck araragi in the ass, Shinobu will feel it too. So that only makes you half gay.

Alrighty then I'll play your game

But what could it mean?

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行くぞ～

Hanekawa Tsubasa a besto

The best thing about the monogatari series is that every girl has some great qualities that separate each from the rest, creating a colorful cast in which it is always interesting to see any of them. This also makes any of them into sensible waifu material

Also, it is refreshing to see how the MC is not a fucking retard and has been the bf of best girl from almost the beginning. Crab isn't my favorite, but it is undeniable that she is best girl and having her paired with Arararararagi immediately instead of slowly teasing the viewers with shipping was the best thing the writer has ever done and the reason why this is the only harem anime that I can tolerate

guck yeah, i got best girl!

Harambe best girl

Kanbaru get

A cat is fine too though

Anything but crab is a good outcome

Rollin

I pick Gaen.

It begins

Kot a best.

mein neger

Sublime taste

rollex

C-can I make araragi dress as Karen at least?

All of them obiously

The hot one

crab get

Y-You too.

My nigga.