>Another witness, speaking to ABC News, described how “chaotic” the scene was as the incident unfolded.
>“It kind of sounded first like loud clapping coming off and then I think there was the first volley [of shots] and all of a sudden a second volley and my buddy’s like ‘I just got hit’. First we had no idea what was happening we thought people were just clapping extremely hard and we joined the clapping.
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muh false flag
>Americans start clapping as they get shot
Can't make this shit up.
Probably didn't even tip the shooter. #notallbugers.
No way is this real
Lol
>POORTUGAL
Don't you have a meeting to get MOOR'D in a hour?
HHAHAHAHAHAHA
#notallburgers
>we thought people were just clapping extremely hard and we joined the clapping
fucking lmao
Did they tip the shooter?
I mean such loud clapping is sure worth a tip right?
>mfw americans clap and play country music in the background as they shoot eachother
>be American
>get shot
>clap
>everyone else claps too
Good jaaaaaab!
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>be Europoor
>don't tip the designated shooter
>get run over
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>Be American
>go to music event
>get shot
>start clapping
>pay $200000 for the experience
>>Americlaps
That'll be 5.56 plus tip ;o)
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kek
>Americlaps
Hahaha
White people dying LMAO
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pls clap
>be burger
>get shot
>start clapping as you bleed to death
Americlaps, of course
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HAPPENING LADS SHOTS FIRED IN MY ROOM
Make it 7.62, keep the change.
>be American at YEE-HAW country music festival
>be wearing cowboy hat and a pair of six-shooters, as is the custom of Americans
>get shot
>begin applauding
>tfw forgot to tip the shooter
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couple of minutes later and I'm still laughing at this
Kek
top kek
>other countries jelly that their clapping can't be mistaken for gunshots
Out of my way claplets
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the virgin palm-pat vs the chad clap
>clapping getting shot
This whole thread
First hard laugh I've had in two weeks
>clapping extremely hard
Oh my god...
The virgin jazz hands vs the thunderous chad clap
>Be American
>Have burgers, dogs, and country music
>Get shot
>Become a meme before you are even identified
Fug. I told my fiance for our honeymoon there are certain countries we can't go because I don't want to be a bloater in a river somewhere, or a cartel hash mark. Yet we can't even have a country concert without getting the freedum special.
Fucking love my country.
Did she clap when you told her
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Goddam I'm fucking laughing so hard I'm crying.
>be american
>step outside
>get shot
>reminds me of liberty
>and the sanctity of the 2nd ammendment
>get extremely emotional
>shed a tear
>clap furiously and vigorously
>leave 20% tip for the good service
>absolute freedom
No, she's a woman. So she said "BUT IT'S SOOOO PRETTYYYY". All it takes is one trip to liveleak, but i'm not gonna do that to her. She's just gotta take my fucking word on it
>we joined the clapping
God Bless America
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>be American
>get shot
>clap
Oh well there's a lot of nice places, just don't go to the most fucked up ones.
On the positive side, imagine without those things, it would be just another day of
>Krggnoooald Brkurrruuumpf
>le Sup Forums le btfo
posting. So you guys saved the day, thank you for your service.
Also bumping again as
or
has to happen. I need this for reasons and stuff.
>americlaps
>gets shot
lmao
>be American
>get shot
>start clapping
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Someone please cap this.
Racking up kills in a dense crowd with automatic fire is remarkably easy.
>Be American
>Go to country music concert
>Get shot at
>Clap to the rythem of the bullets hitting ground around you
>Be britcuck
>Butter your toast with a spoon
is this an accurate simulation?
distance wise looks like it
put way more people in there and allow them to flee
*sigh*
I laughed. It is pretty funny.
My sides
Oh you.
I set it up with the shooter 100m high and 300m distant from the base of the tower. These were just rough estimations. Later information I got suggested the distance was closer to 350m, with the orientation being more like 45 degrees.
Arma 3 was chugging badly with that many civilian AI, I couldn't add more.
I'm interested to see what actual weapons the perp used, and if they had proper mounts.
What were these people clapping into a megaphone or something?
Don't forget they were also clapping at the rate of machine gun fire. Hardcore clappers in the US you know.
One day Jeb's gonna lose it and go on a killing spree of his own
Americans hands are heavily calloused from clapping at such a young age. This clapping can sometimes be heard blocks away if they are not wearing gloves
Clapping is a sign of sexual maturity and attractiveness in America. Back to our founding, women would only reproduce with men with the hardest, fastest claps. Generations have selected for only the strongest, meanest clappers. It is said that we Americans are approaching an evolutionary maximum, where the human body will no longer be able sustain its current level of clapping without causing irreversible damage to other organs in the process, much like the giraffe can physically no longer extend its neck with its current bodyplan. When we have a full suite of genetic modification tools at our disposal, we will become unstoppable.
>tfw you spend 2 minutes looking around for these godlike clappers so you can clap at how amazing they are but turns out it's just machine gun fire
nothing more frustrating
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>burgerclaps
>dead burgers
what the fuck kind of ugly theme are you using
>amerishoot'n'claps
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Thank you Leaf. Saved
That count will never get that high considering every banger that hits 3 people is a "mass shooting"
FUCKING DELET THIS