Brit/pol/ - Guy Martin Edition

>Mogg mobbed by Momentum at conference
unvis.it/metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/jacob-rees-mogg-mobbed-by-protesters-calling-him-a-despicable-person-6971302/

>Monarch airline collapses, other airlines increase prices, Ryanair eyes pilots
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4940758/Rival-airlines-including-Ryanair-cash-Monarch.html

>Death rattle for Tories as conference hall almost empty
unvis.it/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/look-how-many-empty-seats-11274581

>Britain the biggest diplomatic loser in Yemen crisis
unvis.it/middleeastmonitor.com/20171002-what-next-for-britain-in-yemen/

>Londoners support revoking Uber's liscence: Boss quits
unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/10/02/londoners-support-tfls-decision-revoke-ubers-licence-poll-finds/

>Fox promises to copy & paste over 40 trade deals by the end of Brexit
unvis.it/uk.businessinsider.com/liam-fox-promises-to-sign-40-free-trade-deals-the-second-after-brexit-2017-10

>Corrupt blacklisting firm, Sir Robert McAlpine, doubles price for Big Ben repairs
unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/05/mps-condemn-big-ben-contract-sir-robert-mcalpine-blacklisted

>Star Wars Emperor actor to play Enoch Powell in play
unvis.it/totalpolitics.com/articles/culture/star-wars-emperor-actor-play-enoch-powell

>Dizzee Rascal threatens to kill "nonce" Wiley
unvis.it/theguardian.com/music/2017/oct/02/dizzee-rascal-makes-twitter-threat-to-kill-fellow-rapper-wiley

>Opinion: Parallels between Catalan and Brexit referenda
unvis.it/spiked-online.com/newsite/article/from-brexit-to-catalonia-the-silencing-of-citizens-voices/20378

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>mfw people still unironically engage in heated Tory vs Labour political debates

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Feel sorry for May


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FOR THE MANY AND NOT THE JOO

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Only a masochist would willingly watch an interview with Shariah May.

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I remember this being much better animated.

It's brilliant.
Marr doesn't even try and she struggles

She's more autistic than Gordon Brown. It's actually quite an achievement.

>chad sexbot vs virgin virgin

>tfw i still do this
>tfw i oppose public services like some ancap larper for the duration of the argument just to be contentious
dont really know why i do it desu

That's the old one.
You remember this new one on BBC1
>BASED Theme

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Virgin May vs Chad Corbyn.

I've been boycotting BBC for years now with the exception of QT.

How can they make it any worse? Ban white natives entirely?

guy martin god senpai. street TT's are alpha male territory.
please send TT racers to me for road course training.

Corbyn's an autist too. He only comes across as charismatic when contrasted with the walking corpse that is May.

Agreed but in comparison my point stands.

Who is the most autistic politician ever in the UK?

>Virgin May vs Virgin Corbyn
FTFY

Current BASED Drugs documentary about big Pharma on BBC 2 now.

>HITLER WAS A RIGHT WINGER

how does one respond?

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Ah there we go.

Absolute kino, check it out if you haven't.

This reeks of Reddit.

that image would imply may even has any decent attacks against corbyn

A broken clock can be funny if it's smashed twice a day into your face.

Need to get round to it. I watched his documentary on the Vulcan Bomber earlier, top drawer stuff:

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Lets be far

The only difference is Labour will crash the economy faster, assuming Jezza actually has the iron balls to nationalize Chinese owned companies.

Watching about DeepMind mining our medical records.

>but labour want to spend spend spend and wreck (((our))) economy

yeah, i don't think this labour is the same labour as ed sillibands

yes we want to wreck your economy, yes we want to destroy an economy of inequality and yes we will fanatically purge this tory economy.

Housing and the economy will crash anyway.

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You are both correct.

>yes we will fanatically purge this tory economy.

the tories really are trying to tank the economy with brexit as they are not even trying to make trade deals before 2019, so a crash is virtually guaranteed at this point, along with a corbyn gubermint and then all according to schedule a nationalist government by 2033

Who /BUGMAN/ here?

>tfw absorb the opinions and politics of my society for pussy
>tfw it works

>tfw he tried to lead the UK summed up in this

He was eloquent though lad

THE TORIES

> I should have been a pair of ragged claws. Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

how is uni?

There will be no nationalist government, we are already dead.

They'll blame it ALL on Brexit.

Tories are fucked if all they can offer is 10bn to housebuillders via Help To Buy inflating already fucked high house prices.

Our eocnomy has been based on house prices and finance for too long and kept on life support by crony QE. IT WILL BE HORRENDOUS.

>Muh wealth wiped out
>Muh property portfolio BTFO

This also reeks of reddit. I wonder if you spend as much time there as you do here.

>Feel Like Pure Shit Just Want him Back X

There was meant to be progress. Slowly at first, and then with gathering confidence, human beings were supposed to be turning the world from a Hell we couldn’t understand into a finely tuned machine that we could. We would predict the weather and split the atom and put a brushed-aluminium fridge-freezer with an ice-cube dispenser in every household, whether they wanted one or not. It was all a lie. What’s been called progress was nothing more than a war of annihilation against the ghosts. At first our odds were slim: the ghosts outnumbered us several times over. Every little copse had its nymphs and sprites; every wild animal carried the head of a god; in every home the jealous ancestors would take up their positions by the fire. It took centuries, but we pushed them back. We got rid of the strange and powerful forces that had controlled the clouds and the rain, and replaced them with tiny floating particles to form the seeds of water droplets. We slowly starved the moon-goddess to death, and replaced her with a big lump of floating rock; we even sent an expeditionary force to its surface to plant a flag there and confirm its lifelessness. All the whispering local spirits were massacred, and their ownership of the sacred sites was passed on to brutal landowners. You could be forgiven for thinking that we’d won. The universe makes sense, after a fashion; a lot of it be explained without any need for ghosts or spirits. If you want, you can now climb Mount Olympus yourself: there are regular tour buses from Athens; if the gods were ever there they’ve now moved on. Machines have been sent out into space to let us know exactly how boring it all is. But if that’s the case, and the magical forces that once haunted every inch of our world are gone forever, then just what the fuck is Tony Blair?

>the insanity that is uk property
>ever going down

no lad and here is why
>no stock
>no new builds
>massive population boom
>gov taking a cut of all new mortgages
>zero to nill chance of Labour actually doing anything about it lest the banksters pull the plug.

>tfw we went from banter man to THAT
As much of a meme as Cam was, at least he wasn`t May.

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How is one man so redpilled on Islam, lads?

Call Me Dave was a cunt, and worthy of being called that. May is just pathetic...

Start buying guns

This desu. May has made me have a sliver of respect for Cameron.

I'd actually love to read a book written like that, bar the Tony Blair bit.

I wonder what Rachel Riley votes

I'm more impressed he's kept the same fundamental hairstyle for 30 odd years tbqh

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Stop watching the news.

labour, as all other celebrities

Haha, just imagine if celebs actually paid taxes?

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BNP obviously

>forbidden love

she did cheat on her husband with a slav so it's to be expected I guess

>how do you want your party senpai?

Yea mate it is fucked.

The biggest joke yet to come is them rising interest rates *calloused baby boomer hands clap* back up to 0.5%!!! It is not like it was 0.5% and those cunts were complaining about it for the past 8 years.

Then those dumb cunts who took out 10 year fixes when they threatened to put it up from 0.5% 2 years ago before though brought it down, knowing they would...

They are threatening to bring it up now to get more dumb cunts to buy now to keep the bubble going.

Then every cunt stays happy, the retard boomers who think they are being looked out for because they brought the rates back up to the shit they were before and the dumb cunts getting mortgages because they are helping the house prices.

Christ all of these dumb selfish consumerist cunts deserve a fucking bullet.

Our NHS muhh earnings

Anyone who gives a vote to any of those parties needs to have a look at the writing on the wall.

Decided to kill myself on a fent overdose, seems like a bangin way to go

Daughter forgotten behind again Dave.

the EU isn't that bad is it?

Shits fucked brah

Dear Brit/pol/- I need help. What's the best thing to do when you...
>Are a sadkunt that British values (which we were previously well-known and loved for) are rapidly disappearing
>Have no hope that the country will get any better, and will forever be a liberal feminist nightmare
>Find voting for or supporting any political party is worthless, because the result will always be different flavors of the same shit
>Find it unnerving that the suburban town where you live was once 99% British-born 20 years ago, but is now mostly Arabic
>Have no hope that we will ever get our own Trump
>Know that a proper Brexit will never happen, and we will always be cucked by the (((((EU)))))
>Feel uncomfortable living among sheep that see nothing wrong with/ fishy about paying for a (((TV-License Tax))) where all the money goes to (((one broadcasting corporation))) and none of the others.
>Cannot understand how multiple Islamic terror attacks can happen, yet people act like nothing's wrong and won't admit that we are at war
>Are scared that admitting to your political views will lose you whatever respect from your peers you have, and get you blacklisted by jobs
>Are ENRAGED that boomers left the country in a total state, and will mock and tut at you for facing problems that THEIR GENERATION created

I'm too blackpilled right now, senpai.

>our own Trump
A loud puppet as opposed to a usual puppet?

have a wank and watch netflix

good question
clagg - guilty sociopath
milkman - Christian in denial
May - classic assburgers
hammond - old man syndrome
cameron - vapid beta chad
blair - sociopath
nige - worldly alcoholic
BoJo - sociopath
osborne - coke addict potential psychopathic tendencies
mogg - postcolonial piety
galloway - scottish
ed milliband - unconvincing humanoid
corbyn - cup of tea tier

none quite get the crown though, hard to say, there's gotta be some outliers

might go make a cheese toastie lads

get some chicken and bacon on it too

>galloway - scottish

But wait.
>Price corrections have happened on Tory watch before.
Low transaction levels.
>In London Estate Agents shitting themselves,
It will happen lad. It will be epic. Cap this as the sob stories about interest only mortage repayment maturity dates and BTL landlords losing everything cos they thought prices only ever go up are left with a massive deferred capital gains tax bill as they've been living the life of riley on fake money by Mutual Equity Withdrawal and now since September they can't do the same trick as new Prudential Regulatory rules (PRS) mean their hwole shitty property portfolio that has 90 percent LTV will now have to be assessed and if you don't believe me head over to property118 and understand that these cunts think buying up finite resource with OUR Quantitative Easing money (QE) given to bankers to lend to them and before when these twats used liar loans and benefited from low interest rates somehow makes them "Entrepeneurs" and they think they are genuinely providing a service to renters when their actions of hoarding using hardly any of their money and playing Economic Jenga have cause people to rent in the first place as they can't buy the house they want cos some twats are paying way above margin price because muh banks lend them so much and now it will all fall apart due to section 24 tax changes that Osborne announced in 2015 and cam in this April and will remove these cunts house of Cards Gibmedats money model but I still have to hear these shits on Radio 4 cry about it the unfairness and no-one in the mainstream press points out this cheap credit and low interest rates have leeched productive money from us causing an over reliance on property cos politicians wanted quick votes and most media and establishment are invested in this ponzi scheme but somehow we can't build houses like Bevan did because muh marxism.
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imagine being the only bird on a submarine for six months

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He dealt with the protesters very well.
Still a cunt Tory.

Trump is not optimal, sure, but he's leagues better than May, or any other UK politician that has a chance of having any real influence on politics.
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I guess you can either remain black pilled and ngaf or lift and get ready for the upcoming race/civil/idelogy/collapse of law and order war

>hates boomers
>wants a trump

it was the greatest generation that started all of this with the Attlee government, dont kid yourself

also you might want to stop swallowing le ebin blackpill and spitting out buzzwords and start putting together a real argument

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this but knowing an enoch powellian style collapse will occur in our lifetime

They`re both puppets, Trump sure changed his tone when he got in.

There is no escape desu one can hope something better will rise from the ashes
>The Fire Rises.gif
Think he just means someone who at least seems to have their own countries interests at heart over (((Their))) interests helps that he isn't a robot unlike Maybot
adding to this different types of cheeses on the same toastie as well makes a massive difference as well as buttering the bread but as the user said you can never go wrong with some bacon as well

Fuck I wouldn't mind starting a family lads

Agree with most of that except
The 3rd Industrial revolution in next 10 years.

Farron possibly.

is there any good british porn based around politics?

BASED Fury
Watch him destroy the idiots verbally.
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>1Vs3

Did the gypsy go too far?

>tfw he didnt snap and launch a nuke

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What's happening lads? Seems like a white man killed a bunch of white people in a white country in front of a sign saying 'Harvest' and in front of a Sphinx and an 'Illuminati' pyramid. What's that all about?

>She does get to make some decisions...
>What she's gonna cook for me for dinner
kek what a lad