Find a flaw

Find a flaw

How?

Probably smelly as fuck, like a fucking shit drain

Why cant they learn to drink beer like humans?

She's too explosive.

An alcoholic slattern with daddy issues.

She's a slob

Robotech > NGE

>major misato katsuragi
major is right

No flaw, pure sex.
Would fuck till the last drop of sperm my robinson can produce.
Too gay. Once you start fucking, you both sweat and smell, so it doesn't really matter.
Plus, woman's sweat has pheromones in it.

Used goods.

Perfection

nobody else can possibly compete

How can Asukafags even compete with a literal goddess?

Bird lady, crazy from loneliness.

This Sup Forumsnon gets it Other NGEs don't even come close.

see

>drinking alcohol
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>tfw you'll never be this much of a ~supreme gentleman~

It's not sweetness only that produce taste. It's combination.
It's nice to love candy when you are little, but you prefer bittersweet as you age.
Grow up, kiddos.

She makes me think about the sympathetic and supportive people with their own problems I've treated like garbage while absorbed in my own misery.

not enough screen time. needed more.

>he says this as he posts on Sup Forums
Enjoy Kaji's sloppy seconds I guess.

>Probably smells like my Nana's husband
Pretty much it desu. Can't hate a woman who knows that birds are the superior species.
When the fuck are we getting Robotech Delta?

she would be quite perfect if she was available and if she didnt do that retarded stunt with the kiss, you know the one.

DELET TIS

Misato is a like your friend's hot, young mom that wants to baby you and also needs your D.

How can it get any fucking better?

If she wasn't in love with her ex-husband (boyfriend) and if she didn't kiss Shinji.

S-she didn't miss Kaji that much, stop it with the fanfics.

misatocryingatheransweringmachine.jpg

No joke, when I was 14 I related most to the 14 year old characters like Shinji.

Now that I'm 29 I relate more to Misato, the 29 year old.

Funny, how that happens. Misato is one of the best characters ever.

Damn dude you're so mature.

I know you're joking, but so was I in a way.

>tfw you are 28 and relate to the 14 year old opposite gendered pilot the most

time to kill myself

Marriage is the only answer.

>used goods

they're great together.

she has some issues nothing that a stable relationship cant fix her and shinji are otp

also purple>blue>red

This user knows and I agree.

She's a drunk.

you have to have actually been in a relationship to judge potential mates using cliche terms.

But she loves Kaji

>proudly defending sloppy seconds and proudly declaring you're a normalfag.
Gross. Get out.

Looking back, between Operation Yashima, Jet Alone, and the US Navy, was Misato really the only source for any good faith in Nerv ever inspired in outside organizations?

Gendo probably gave the UN or whoever they were funded by Rei clones to keep his waifu project alive.

>PUAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Who the fuck says this after taking a sip of beer?

alcoholics

Kaji looks really young here.

Your eyes deceive you.

Any Shinji who made it to high school has ended up looking like Kaji anyway.

She is boring

He'll look more like Gendo probably

Shinji would rather hold hands with her father's murderer than her

I do when its a really cold one on a hot day

The best.

LOL

>literally thinking any woman who has had sex ever as "sloppy seconds"

you really do live a sheltered life, huh user ?

she isn't in my arms.

This. It's ok if a guy has been with her. As long as she's happy with one or both of you.
She's in your heart.

what did he mean by this ?

>it's okay if Kaji fucked Misato, I don't mind at all! In fact I'd eat his creampie out of her vagina

and this ?

cmon over i have a cream pie is rhubarb too

As long as everyone is happy and having a fun time, what's the problem?

more like these please

Unfortunately those are the only two I have. But theres shit like this all over the show. Makes repeat viewings enjoyable.

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fuck off