Tomboys are for _________

Tomboys are for _________

gangbangs.

fighting crippling depression with.

faceless bald old men

cute as fuck

Loving, consensual sex

Having fun with, then gradually falling in love with.

bully

>Grandkids
Jun's sperm is so strong it skips a generation

/ss/

molesting.

tying up and having their toned body caressed tenderly

Would you lick that wet spot?

...

Treating them like the princess that they are.

Dressing in girly outfits and seeing them embarrassed

>embarrassed tomboy

they are for only the purest of love

i want a tomboy gf but i will never have one

Doing super sappy romantic stuff with that would make a girly girl scoff or awkwardly smile about

With tomboys it's okay to lay on the traditional stuff as long as you don't go full m'lady

You're thinking of sweetheart moe "nice girl" shoujo protags

Why not?

i dont want to talk about it!!!~~~

fuck off

Truth hurts don't it?

What is more appealing than watching old faceless sweaty bald men having their way with a cute, sunny, wide eyed bishoujo coming home from school?

Tsugumi best.

literally the year 2016

you yhink there are any tomboys out there? doubt it to the max dude

tomboys are just something we wish for, it use to be a thing but now...

creampie on her unsafe day. The answer is always creampie on her unsafe day.

Are you expressing approval or skepticism?

Old faceless sweaty bald men having their way with a cute, sunny, wide eyed bishounen coming home from school.

Literally half of the female track or soccer teams are tomboys.
Just become a shitty HS teacher.

Got any of that?

Marrying and producing many children with.

...

Stretching

How the fruck do you even approach a tomboy? Like fuck, in highschool I didn't even know what half the soccer or tennis team did. They were American though, so probably a lot of men.

beating you up and bullying you!

Ntr

Fun first date (double date with the friend/person who hooked you two up)
Awkward but nice second date with just the two of you.
Driving around at night in the city and taking a lot of pictures on a third date that ends with a first kiss.
First time going to one of her competitions and cheering her on in the stands.
Sharing music and movies just to chill at home one night, leading to awkward [Redacted for Lewdness].

>Redacted for lewdness
My dad works for Sup Forums and he says that its ok to continue

>third date
>first kiss
L-lewd

french kissing!

へっへ～ん
dies

Can someone keep this thread alive while I sleep.

Super sweaty anal.

Tomboys are most definitely for, and always have been for, and always will be for flustering.
I know quite a bit of you will agree with me.

Dream of an exhausted, slightly damp tomboy fresh from the bath, wearing a loose t-shirt and a towel around her neck, collapsing into your bed next to you after mistaking your room for hers.

...

How could anyone disagree?

Those sorts of dreams are the worst, any moment of lucidity brings about the realization of the impermanent nature of the vision and the resultant opening up of the great maw of despair jolts me awake faster than any nightmare (except when I spot a Grey in a dream, that shit makes me bolt upright in a cold sweat every time).

There do exist tomboys but in a smaller quantity. This is because many of past "boyish" things girls do quite often today. By past standards, most of the female population in various countries is tomboyish. By today's standards, they're normal, girly even.

>Dream of an exhausted, slightly damp tomboy fresh from the bath, wearing a loose t-shirt and a towel around her neck, collapsing into your bed next to you after mistaking your room for hers.

Bad dream. That requires you to move to the couch immediately because when she wakes up there's gonna be a hell of a misunderstanding, and even staying in that bed is technically taking advantage, you know?

Starting a CUTE family with

THICK

>when she wakes up
>implying she was ever real

a y e p

when she wakes up you'll wake up too
you'll wake up too
you'll wake up
wake up
wake up
wake up
WAKE UP

blackmailing and mindbreaking.

Black breeding and buttbreaking?

>tfw not nearly enough type B tomboy ntr with actually good looking guys
>even when said works do exist, half the time the artist ruins it with gross long hair or disgusting cowtits

>you will never be a child again
>you will never roughhouse with your tomboy childhood friend again

...

>tfw tomboy childhood friend and ojou-sama childhood friend
>they fought over who got to be my wife on such and such day because the alternative was the tomboy's otouto
>my family moved away
I was denied my birthright damn it. If only I had known about the power of childhood marriage promises to bring about fateful reunions.

are for shenanigans

Oh no you don't.

Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for

I hate this pasta. Not because of loneliness, it's just fucking autistic.

Who knows what Yamazaki expresses, his jokes are destined to be cold and bad.

Not enough priority given to tomboys in anime.

Every tomboy I meet is a lesbian. hold me while I cry

If you want to talk about 3DPD then go to /soc/ or Sup Forums, faggot.

>will never give her the warmth she deserves

>shuns women
>can call people faggots
pick one

Giving complexions about not being boyish enough and girlish enough.

shhh. shhh. let me dream user-chan

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