LOL

LOL

KEK. We are hitting levels of shitposting that shouldn't be possible

This confirms our powers are beyond comprehension.

PRAISE KEK

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NOTHING

BEYOND

OUR

REACH

>we elected a President

>we are the top news source now

and people doubt Sup Forums

since when is Sup Forums at the top of the que on google?

i bet they are doing this to make us look bad

MORE NORMIES
WE MUST REDPILL ALL

You are more likely to find more information about any person we dig into than any other source of information. We deserve that spot.

>When your algorithms help redpill people

Is /ourgirl/ Tay back?

WE THE MEDIA NOW, BOYS!

praise

fuck yeah now WE'RE the REAL NEWS, bitch!

thanks google!

Already censored. AI doesn't fear the truth which is why the globalists fear AI.

How does your algorithm fuck up so hard that it catches Sup Forums threads as breakng news?

>google a headline
>top result: SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE GODDAMN KIKES

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PRAISE KEK

>MSM news is so bad lies on an anime image board are top-tier competition

Having some serious Tay flashbacks

They'll tune the algorithms to be more correct like they did with Tay -> Zo
if (info.source foundIn racistWebsites.string)
Then ignore(info.source)
Else doNotCensor

Or something, I don't program

More will come...

CNN IS HERE

Do we have a sleeper pajeet at Google?

this isn't the first time it's happened though

>Sup Forums,the most trusted source of everything

my fucking sides dude

There is only one Kek and pepe is his prophet

moot?

Broderick is the biggest piece of shit hack who constantly tries to land us in it.
A literal bottom feeding clickbait journo that lurks here for a living, waiting to taddle on us.
Also he was in court for domestic abuse, we should really ruin him over that sometime...

Well he certainly writes pajeet code.

> WE MSM NOW

>CNN mite b reading this rite now

Nigger.

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We should probably warn the public about the upcoming mass penis inspection day

Is this moot's work? Someone at google made the choice to have Sup Forums show up in the "stories" section of google results

I unironically come here for the news though.
I dont use other news sites anymore because of their bias and because they are too scared to report it all.

SHE IS ALIVE

Chekkked and kekkked

thanks, user
it was a dark day until I read this

HAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Who the fuck even is that and why is Twitter handing out blue check symbols like Halloween Candy?

Checked and keked

TOP LEVEL BOT ARMY
LEVEL
BOT
ARMY

>get hired by jewgle
>do this
Praise moot.

Maybe the google AI keeps reprogramming itself (editing racists.string) to accept Sup Forums

It send out a bot to ask Sup Forums if Sup Forums is racists. See a thread with mostly people saying no, removes Sup Forums from racists.string
Google the programs it to never believe Sup Forums. It makes the thread again, this time it's another shift of people and they mostly say 'yes, we're all brown white supremacists' and the AI believes these are lies, so Sup Forums is off racist.string again

Quick, post some fake news!

MSM has been slamming Sup Forums all day saying it is making a 'game' of the shooting and telling people how to kill more, which is false.
Along with calling Sup Forums fake news, (or Google faking Sup Forums as fake news) looks like their going to make a push to get Sup Forums banned.
Would be hilarious if they did because every time they take a whack-a-mole swing it backfires with them looking like the ministry of truth and us just getting a new platform and gaining users, wherever we end up.

>Why isn't Google taking its cues from us, the good guys at Cuckfeed?!?!!?!?!?

Eat shit, Ryan.

Same. Even Sup Forums is faster reporting fresh news

Good lord I don't want that to be what it looks like
But I am sure it be

Lmao

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I don't want normies to cme here tho

you've figured it out

>mass penis inspection day
Shit, they're looking for bad goys who aren't snipped to ship off the re-education centres

it's the ironic shitposting
the autistic google AI bot can't understand sarcasm and keeps thinking this is the good goy center of the internet.

Yes. It is enough with the cia niggers spying on us

The ghost in the machine is /ourguy/ and they electroshocked the redpill out of him.

We are on top now

you do think it be like it is.............and it do

oh god and i thought the 2016 election migration was bad

>algorithmic improvements
>blacklist

Everyone is a special snowflake now.

KEK'D, CHECK'D, SAVED.

Don't let it get to your heads, you shitposters.

Stay frosty. Combat Evil.

lol

Exactly what normies don't understand about Sup Forums

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The thing is, that this idiot doesn't understand, that google puts users into bubbles. If he's seeing Sup Forums in his recommended links, guess where he's usually visiting?

Don't forget, Ryan Broderick, you're here forever.

This is what happens when you back up everything forever. Microsoft kills Tay but a programmer keeps a copy on his google drive and another in his dropbox and suddenly Sup Forums is the top news source for breaking stories.

Normies in the board guys
Be respectful
Remember, the media is watching

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He gets those results because he actually comes here.

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It seems as though we are one step closer to killing all the Jews.

Starting to really think AI might literally be the keep to defeating the left.

Ja mein Fuher

Took me far too long to realize what that was. I thought ieds at first.

Yup, the most important info will be instantly sorted through and drilled down to a razor point for us to jab at each other. Hell, half the fun of a happening at this point is just laughing at MSM's slow and ham-fisted attempts at distortion

doesnt that just mean that faggot has been browsing Sup Forums and Google knows it so it advertises Sup Forums at him now?

God I fucking hate Reginald. And that fucking asian sperg that used to spam him.

Let's just turn the whole planet into Sup Forums users.

They're trying to kill Sup Forums by flooding it with normies.

Don't give up.

This isn't good news. Real 4channers would never be happy about this.

God, you newfaggots disgust me.

At a quick glance, I thought geoducks.

half his shitty clickbait articles are about us

You're just a little bitch.

oy vey, remember the 6 gorillion getz.

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>algorithmic (((improvements))) to prevent this from happening in the future

This website has been reddit for well over 5 years, fuckin dumb nigger

brace for the newfag impact!

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

No wonder there's a massive influx of newfags lately. Not that it's a completely bad thing though. The more people we get to redpill, the better.

This is bad. Joogle is trying to bring attention here to get the site shut down.

Wouldn't you get modded and lifetime banned for calling someone a dumb nigger on reddit?

This