I'm sad Sup Forums. Tell me a good joke

I'm sad Sup Forums. Tell me a good joke.
Make it political so mods don't delete.
I feel like others need some cheering up too during this time.

Kys faggot

go back to watching mlp, everything is fine there faggot.

a man falls into a manhole

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Here, have some latvian jokes...

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

so there's 3 owls sitting in a tree
a regular owl
a black owl
and a gay owl
>Pollitical statement
how do you tell them apart?
the regular owl says "whooo"
the black one says "whoodat"
and the gay one says "yoowhoo"
i tried.

what do you call a flying jew? smoke!
strangely thats a joke a socialist told me a few years ago

*lifts user's bed sheet, slides under
I just found out the girl I told my entire family was "the one" is a lying hypocrite. I just found out she played me and lives a double life promoting "white females/families" on social media daily while not having any interest in white family life.

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Two (((muffins))) go into an oven, and one says to the other. "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"

And the other says "Oy vey, it's anudda shoa!"

Here's one for you.

what's worse than the holocaust?

six million jews

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just kidding, the holocaust never happened.

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>Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

for the love of kek

What's the longest word in ebonics?
>shhheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit

i have a few loose Sup Forums funnies i can drop

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the greeks actually invented it more than a 1000 years before that

just a warning,my humor is as dry as a white knights dick

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Anything at all matters in this life.

Thats the joke.

-night

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A little boy's anus isn't a condom user.

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A black gets a job and shows up to work on time...

Ha! That is a good one.

Now I just feel agitated.