Countering the Onslaught of Unwanted Spirits

It has come to my attention that many anons (especially in Sup Forums) are affected by an inordinate number of unwanted spirits. Let us be clear, these spirits directly cause the following symptoms in our lives
- Social problems
> Arguments (and other general social negativity)
> Broken up friendships (all the way up to social isolation)
> Broken up families
> Extreme social sensitivity (where any social problem or negative comment leads to personal distress)
- Behavioral problems
> Being unkempt (room and clothes untidy, poor hygiene)
> Doing random things that lead nowhere (e.g. random goals, wide changes in objectives with none of them completed)
> A seeming inability to complete goals (despite having perhaps overwhelming competence)
[many other problems]

Fortunately, it seems that there are rules by which these spirits are forced to operate and we are working on identifying which specific things can be done to remove the influence of these unwanted spirits from our lives. If you have awareness about this serious matter, you are obliged to assisted in work towards its remedy.

At present, we should focus our efforts on raising awareness of the possibility that spirits and possession are real phenomena (even in a joking fashion).

check'd, also what?
details, lad.

PRAISE KEK!

Sup Forums is infested with the possessed.

OP has a serious mental illeness, please do not mock him too hard.

CHRISTIAN Sup Forums:

1. Asian guy who hates whites and is Christian posts all day on Sup Forums to convert whites to race mixing

2. ex druggy catholic who posts loli girl Christian meme

3. Zionists

4. Russia.gov shills

5. The weird Gnostic guy from /fringe/ who just got into it recently. Claims Jesus was an Essene and switches tactics on who Jews are.

6. The paid shill of that faggot from Marching to Zion who marries niggers to white women and makes him money off internet donations while preaching effeminately in the South (the Christian Richard Spencer).


That's who the Christians are on Sup Forums

sounds like the type of shit a demon would say tbqh.

There's a number of spirits in all these close up pics of my foreskin I took this morning, maybe I should post em...

Fuck off with your Scientology bullshit.

Praise Kek

>details, lad.
The details are quite clear. We need to increase awareness about the fact that possession and spirits are real.

People are working on finding methods which effectively remove these spirits from people.

Were you possessed by a demon when you said that?

Spirits are just another name for impulses or reactions. Sometimes you are the creator of your thoughts, other times, influences beyond your scope are using subtle techniques to bend your will. Remember, you are not the voice in your head. You are aware of the voice in your head.

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post some shit to read please.

This is relevant to my interests because I am affected by several of these. Any ideas for countering the spirits?

Shit what should I do user

sounds like some real good voodoo nigger science in here

>post some shit to read please.
There doesn't really seem to be a coherent taxonomy of spirits (and how to remove them) at the moment.

I am working on a model to describe how the relationship with the spirit and the person works. It seems like the spirit has the ability to "tempt" you to do certain things, and when you go along with it, then it gains power over you. One of the easiest ways for these spirits to gain power over people at the moment is through masturbation. But if you have been masturbating for a long time, then the spirit has the power to force you to masturbate against your will.

OP do you have any god damn actual information to post or are you as mentally insufficient as you appear

You should praise kek.

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So what you're talking about is just desires and willpower, revolutionary m'chap

When i was a edgy teen i pledged my soul to the grim reaper in order to get into harverd .. is there a age of consent with soul trading? I was like 16.. also everything that op is saying describes me. How do i get the unwanted spirits up out of my loosh???

did you get in?

you have to rim your asshole with a paste made of worchestershire sauce, cayenne powder, and your mom's dick cheese

Nah.. does that mean I'm good?

>i pledged my soul to the grim reaper in order to get into harverd

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS SOLD THEIR SOUL:
Read the following aloud (and mean it):

"[buyer of soul] The contract for my soul is null and void!"

Were you possessed by a demon when you wrote that?

Were you possessed of any level of intelligence when you started this thread?

"dark spirits" are nothing more than your negative thoughts within your adaptive brain.

If you only dwell on the negative your mind will accommodate your concerns. You will plan and prepare for the worst and they eat away at your mind.

Do you honestly think you're actually waging any kind of battle against these spirits with this meaningless shitpost?

"I dont agree with what you say so youre posessed by a demon"

Also, can unwanted spirits/demons affect your bowrl movements? My stools have gotten worse and worse through the years, until now they are pale and mushy. I spend 45 minutes per stool and they smell abnormally foul and my friends agree that they smell terrible.. i think a negative spirit my have taken up residence in my intestines. I want to get rid of it because it disturbs my daily life, but i think it will put up a fight since it's harvesting heavy loosh in there for sure.. any thoughts from any experienced anons?

Calling on Jesus always worked for me. It might take a minute, but it works. I find that if you're feeling evil presences and Jesus is called upon, the evil presences will amp up their attack to see you flinch basically, wanting you to feel hopeless, but if you stick to it for about a minute, probably more close to 30 seconds, the holy spirit will come and protect you. You can feel a wave of safety and a feeling of protection enter the room when it happens.

That's not how it works at all.

I believe this to be so, sage salt and spread water blessed with pure intentions , amd call upon those of higher Christ consciousness for aid, love and light be with you always.

GET YE GONE SPIRITS

Epic bait

where else would a demon live?

it's probably because you eat like shit and never cleanse so your intestines are full of rotting old poop and they can't absorb your food correctly

Shit. I've fapped twice already this evening. Just discovered Violated Heroine.

sure are a lot of digits in this thread

This board has adopted the name of the demon that you so carefully placed in your picture OP

Sup Forums is a hive of demons, and KEK rules them all.

Wait.. there's.. old poop in my intestines? How do i make it get out???

This. They cannot stand the presence of Jesus Christ's name being invoked by one who is faithful.

It's all you dumbass. It's literally all you. Get a fucking grip of yourself.

I offer my thoughts as well. May those who desire peace find it.

Nah, it isn't a foreign spirit you fucking clown, it's your own. The Devil is inside you boy and you need to conquer it.

burn white sage and frankincense, avoid alcohol (spirits), work on developing discipline, meditate for 20 minutes a day, stop jerking it to traps/anime

Always bad though, these demons I mean. They make me leave my room a mess.... cause me to fuck up my relationships. It's not me! It's the demons!


Haha go fuck yourself OP with a pair of blunt rusted scissors

I think op trying to make pol self reflect on their lifes

Doesnt look like much sucsess since it looks like most of you have escaped into the confort of the masses

They also try to deceive you into believing that spirits / possession is not real.

>op trying to make pol self reflect on their lifes
No. My message is very clear. We need to raise awareness about spirits and possession. We are working on finding effective ways to remove the unwanted effects of these spirits. That is all.

A warm soapy enema. Or coffee enema. Basically you dribble a litre of fluid into your rectum and let it slosh around in your bowels. What will happen is all that smelly old compacted shit in your gut gets loosened and when you spray all that rusty arse water back put all the old shit comes with it.. will work wonders for the fetid blast of stale air you breathe out too, you smelly fat fuck

Yeah' it's too bad "BLEACH" really lost momentum after the second season...

Whos they? Nobody is tryong to convince me demons aren't real you mong! Go see a head doctor you dribbling oaf!

Jesus. You have to pray really hard.

When I was a kid I bought the souls of some of my family members. Drew up a contract and everything.

They were super atheist so they didn't care. I'll be living the high life when I die with a couple extra souls, not to mention I'm probably their only shot at getting into heaven.

wouldn't doing that make it easier for them to possess you?? I think you'd get a better result from a collective intelligence believing that these things are weak and cannot possess people

Just eat a bowl of honey almond flax kashi every morning.

Turns your ads into a trumpet, but cleans you right out. You could also have IBS or ulcerative colitis.

Or, you know, fight shit demons or whatever.

They are too hard to remove if you don't believe in them.

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>this poast

What is it called when you and a group of your friends run a train on a dumb slutty girl and then cum all over her iphone so she can't call a cab and just leave her outside the door when you're done? Is that a specific possession or a demon or... I mean the girl. She just won't leave after. We even pelted her with dog biscuits and she still won't get off our porch.

>he only has one soul

but I said believe they are weak and cannot have power over you, not that they don't exist.
you remove unwanted effects through a combination of taking personal responsibility, and using 'higher' laws in accordance with 'lower' ones, I suppose in the way hermetic laws or the kybalion would imply, while taking into account the laws of quantum physics as well.
Maybe acknowledging them and lending them the power of your belief is one way to do it but that sounds dangerous

It is not enough to own something. You have to have the ability to collect

That's your mom. She lives there.

Truth.

t. Demon

I'll sell the rights to one soul to whatever can collect the others.

Checkmate, you one-souled faggot.

This fucking thread LOL

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think you're possessed?? take a pic of your reflection maybe, kek
also remember to ironically believe in yourself

>he only has a few dozen souls of family members
>not billions
I am legion, Nyarlathotep, the endless abyss of chaos. YOU WILL ALL FEED ME RARGH

You remind me of lovecraft's cat.

Yes there is a thread on /x/ as well.

Why you butthurt beta male?

Scientologists, on my Sup Forums?

As Meister Eckhart says.
It is you who decide if the Demon is burning you in hell, or really is an angel ridding you of your sins as you ascend to heaven.

How are you so sure that it is spirits that have you, and not you that have possessed the spirit?
Maybe you possessed the spirit so that you can learn how to clean your room, learn how to fix your broken relationships, learn how to be good int he things you feel are lacking in life.

But as usual with todays thinkers, they stop at a conclusion instead of keep asking questions.

The holy spirit has he power to command spirits. If you seek help you know where to find it.

I'm not, I'm just assuming you ran a train on your mom and threw dog treats at her because Canada made bestiality legal, and your mom is a hose-hound.

i legit cannot stop watching pornography spooked

/x/ go home

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