What is the shittiest country on the planet and why is it Australia?
>massively authoritarian desert shithole full of spiders and snakes
>abbo's pissing and shitting everywhere
>had your guns confiscated lmao
>everyone speaks like a retard
>retarded traffic/car laws
>censorship of the internet and video games
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>cant get welfare because work-for-dole signed me up to clean asbestos without a mask
>"would you rather pick syringes out the creek?"
>BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR MONEY
>MONEY
>MUH DOLLARS
it's like, can't we just murder a few people and go back to having sammiches not cost $10? I'm sick of being a drug dealing prostitute.
actually is was a gun buy back and ban there were no confiscations if they didnt have a buy back i doubt anybody would have handed them in
Poofter
>'dude we buyin ur shit'
>ye but im not sellin
>'LET ME BUY IT NOW OR ILL FUCKING PUT YOU IN PRISON YOU PIECE OF SHIT'
(((buy back)))
BIN THAT KNIFE
Yeah that's pretty much it, but technically you could have kept the guns
ivan milats brother said publicly he never handed in his guns
I'LL BITE YOUR FACE CUNT
>gray skies and raining every single day
>flooded by sandnigs
>non existent dental care
>tv licenses
>forced to eat with hands because your "assault" cutleries were taken away
>get behaded by ahmed but nothing happens because you dont want to look racist
actually interestingly enough 640,000 guns were handed in but over a million ruger 10/22s alone were imported in the previous years
>live in caliphate of london
>be constable
>see terrorist attack
>reach for gu.. whacky stick
>55C heat and tornados every single day
>flooded with abbos
>non existent tolerable accents
>taxes through the roof
>forced to check the toilet seat before shitting incase you get attacked by a spider
>get stabbed to death by some abbo high on PCP
Weak.
Weather's wonderful. Even Melbourne has better weather than 80% of the world see: en.wikipedia.org
Sorry but 40C heat is anything but 'wonderful'.
TASMANIA! IAMSATAN!
>15C heat and one tornado every four billion years
>flooded with fat white people
>written language is english, spoken language is danish
>taxes are for us!
>forced to check the toilet seat before shitting incase you get attacked by a homosexual
>get stabbed to death by some policeman high on PCP
we're not homogenous like you.
>flooded with abbos
mate we almost exterminated them whereas youre getting exterminated by muds
The cold is comfy tbqh desu, plus when it's raining people are less sociable so you can walk around without every cunt talking to you.
>Even Melbourne
I was in hospital for five days because I am allergic to rye pollen. DO NOT GO TO MELBOURNE IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES OR HATRED OF ASIANS
What the fuck would you talk to a stranger for, do you wanna get hit?
>I think you'd enjoy it here
Why isn't it possible to set up a resort town somewhere in the middle of that mess? is there enough ground water to terriform?
Australians used to come to my town in (Sharjah) to molest Children. They were brought by Sharjah Ruler as guards. Back in 80s.
Sharjah Ruler had an awful Childhood in my town, he was bullied for doing witchcraft.
When he got older, he refused to join the union unless he gets "some" of Eastern Coastal towns. Which mine was one of.
During 80s we barely had TV or phones, he made sure to keep us in check. Maybe some had radios to listen to the news.
Anyway, Aussies "Zionists" were on daily abducting/molestation sprees in our towns. Kids playing in front of their homes were being grabbed by white people in green vans.
Even the Police were told by the local state government to look away when there was any crime that involved white people.
Even Aussies were free to do the same to "white" kids areas such as in RAK where nomads with guns would live there.
They all gathered, agreed to go after him. But then they were told by AbuDhabi government to stand down.
Later on, in 90s, more pedos came. Egyptians, Sudanese, Aussies, etc... you name them.
They worked as teachers in our elementary schools. Well selected kids would be in specific schools, depends on which tribe Sharjah Ruler didn't like.
And then, kids from 1st to 4th grade would be molested daily. There was no teaching, just teachers touching and looking.. even one kid was hospitalized as his butt-hole splat (Sudanese huge dick teacher... music teacher). Again the Police were involved and they ignored it.
In 1984 Sharjah Ruler relative decided to take over the state, to fix it. Sharjah Ruler offered him underage sex imported from Australia. His relative agreed.
In 1987 AbuDhabi ruler sent the army, Sharjah Ruler ran away ofc.
Now it's different. Sharjah Ruler has an alumni of families that breed their white kids for his Child Sex ring.
Child sex rates of Sharjah Ruler:
1 hour = $100,000 @ rates of 14 years old kids. Add $100k per each less year.
Penetration? will cost you flat $400k
Quoting myself here.
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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abc.net.au
>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
paintballaustralia.com.au
>need a license for crossbows
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
productsafety.gov.au
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
productsafety.gov.au
>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
People just talk to people, it's annoying. Wash the car in the winter, people leave you alone, wash the car in the summer, you get fourty people commenting 'HAHA OH MAN YOU MISSED A SPOT XDDDDDDDDD'.
H'yuk
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
This post is everything. Also, what the actual fuck, cunt?
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>Australia - worst country
Travelled the world and can confirm.
If anything, you guys are being flooded with chinks.
they fucking loved it
Every guy I've sucked off here has been uncircumcised. Australia is the greatest. The juiciest men.
Those are in emergency caches.
>had your guns confiscated lmao
no mass shooting in last 30 years
holy shit they'd get a fucking bottle thrown at them here. we are an island of friends - if you meet a stranger, it's probably because they're a theif or something. I mean come on you meet someone with 0 mutual friends in tasmania it means you are about to get murdered.
>Headbuts former Prime Minister and still biggest cunt in the nation.
>Doesn't get gunned down by renta soldiers
>Walking around free to give TV interviews at his pub the next fucking day.
Greatest country ever. Now THAT'S mah freedoms!
Fuck off back to your own country and take all the dirty poofters with you.
>drop bears
>abo wino rages
>24/7 365 tryhard "bantz"
>large anount of gingers
>timeline shift moves NZ from south to north and no one notices
>clock and toilet spiders
but they still earned a eternal shitpost place here as opposed to the cancerous canadicuck chinks that just wont go away
USA
>Trump/Pence
>GOP congress and state legislatures
>Gorsuch, Alito, and Thomas
>NRA and gun lobby
>Koch Brothers
>Sheldon Adelson
>the alt-right, white nationalists, neo-Nazis, white supremacists, the KKK, and confederacy apologists
>Trump voters
>Tea Partiers
>big oil and climate denialism
>the religious right and evangelicals
>transphobes, homophobes, misogynists, anti-Semites, xenophobes, racists, islamophobes
>FoxNews, Breitbart, InfoWars, Drudge, Sup Forums
>pepe
>mass incarceration and capital punishment
>war on drugs
>pro-lifers
>Milo, Ann Coulter, Ben Shapiro
>fake news
>Jill Stein voters, BernieOrBust
>militarized and out of control police
>Obamacare opponents
>Bannon, Gorka, Miller, Sessions
is it Sultan bin Muhammad Al-Qasimi?
So, the clean ones can stay?
nanny state shithole
>lost a war against fauna
This can not be over-emphasized
Such a depressing thought that that beautiful relic of World War I was probably crushed into a cube.
We know who is in Sup Forums. Whats your point again?
Didn't like your holiday, nigel? Too much banter for you?
No one takes holidays in socialist countries, you don't go on holiday to Eastern Europe.
The emu is tough and resourceful enemy. They have been used in special forces ops for decades on the QT. Ask Texicans how they are going with getting on trying get rid of the wild and free population of emus there.
as much as i think that cunt is a wanker, you're right
that is freedom
Fucking Croatia rocks, faggot.
Yeppers mate. We might be a shithole in a lot of ways, but nothing says freedom like going the nut on a cunt and walking free the next day.
>be american
>get shot
your forgetting the massive immigration that would make USA and EU blush
Sounds like heaven.
its not freedom you dumb cunt. If i went over to Bill Shorten today and headbutted the cunt i'd be behind fucking bars. Nobody gave a shit about this one because the media has a hateboner for Abbot (which is justified in a lot of ways)
Import Mohammeds, hand over your 14 year old daughters to be pack raped by Mohammeds, look the other way now, there's a good chum.
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You fucking dope. The legal system doesn't give a fuck about which political party Abbot is from. The media? You don't mean Newscorp, 7even, 10 or Nine. You must be another of those anti ABC fuckwits. Continue with your fantasy life while the rest of us deal with reality.
Bin that wheel
Abbott said he was close to decking the cunt but realised the Media would do a full on hit job on him for being violent to a YES campaigner. Abbott gets over the ordeal in about 2 seconds flat. As far as cunts go, Abbott is a pretty good cunt.
>Zoophilia pandemic
>shitposters
> faggety nock off English access
>censorship
>dangerous wildlife that can kill you easily but you're only defenses are kitchen knives and blunt objects.
>Country gets cucked and allows pedos in without reporting them to their respective countries
>Blames Australia
wew
>Be Australian
>Go swimming
>Get impaled
We gave up our guns in return for universal health care, burger.
In Australia, no red blooded ausie-cunt is scared to get into a good scrap with another aussie-cunt, you know you won't get shot.
Over the past 20 years, prices of everything have skyrocketed because of the liberal party juden turning us all into cucks for lobbyists.
>gst
Thanks lIbs, everything went up in price immediately
>first home buyers' grant
Thanks libs every house immediately went up 20K
>negative gearing
Thanks libs houses are now so overvalued that only a destabilizing correction or devaluing AUD will get us out of it.
>deregulating foreign investment
Thanks libs now chinks launder their money by buying australian real estate cheaper than we can buy it.
>subsidizing coal
Thanks libs now our good farmland and tourism is getting raped by nigrocks.
>selling gas rights to foreigners
Thanks libs now our electricity is doubled in price
>selling electric infrastructure
Thanks libs now our electricity is doubled in price
>withdrawing investment initiatives in renewables
Thanks libs now our electricity is doubled in price and our tech has gone offshore
>allowing all car manufacturing to close down
Thanks libs now we're a fucking banana republic selling raw materials to the chinks for less than cost due to subsidies, and buying it back as manufactured goods.
Libs have destroyed this country.
>Australia
>Country
If you couldn't see the opportunity to personally profit from these policies, you're a fucking retard. Enjoy your tendies, user, Daddy Rudd and Mummy Gillard will keep wiping your bottom for you.
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what am i supposed to do with this information
It has to be Murica, right? Nowhere else has such good gun massacres.
And OP, Britain doesn't even register on a scale of significance anymore, even if you do win the Ashes coming up (which of course you won't).
Think I'd rather get shot than glassed
How is our internet censored ?
Honestly our softness on violent crime is becoming a problem in Melbourne. No one is afraid of the law so they are just bashing people and stealing their stuff.
yes Australia sucks... so never come here, ever. Also fuck off we're full
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All I see is a bunch of soft cock whining from a poofter that lives in a country where multiple towns exist as child prostitution tourist hubs for middle east and corrupt police
I just had two (2) chicken dinners nicely salted up and now I am having a sparkling ale
Life is good
Life always is good after the first beer. Then you sober up and your troubles are back
>massively authoritarian desert shithole full of spiders and snakes
pic related
>abbo's pissing and shitting everywhere
only in the north
>had your guns confiscated lmao
you had your butter knifes confiscated
>everyone speaks like a retard
fuck off poof cunt
>retarded traffic/car laws
what cunt
>censorship of the internet and video games
our internet isnt censored faggot and you can torrent games
The absolute state of Britain and you cunts have the audacity to have a go at us...
>no easy access to guns
The problem in cuckcstraylia
No need to rub it in.
By 2060, 66% of British children will be born Muslim. By 2080, Britain is a Muslim Country.
By 2081, we'll still be full, so fuck off.
only abbos and real scum cunts glass
can confirm seen my mate get glassed by wilin pack of abo youths
>being this scared of animals
wew lad dont reproduce
I'm alright Jack? Yeah typical liberal voter cunt. I've done alright from liberal policies for sure, but at what cost to my country?
Papist leadership. Orientalia and Cucknada are in a bad spot right now.
You only get 40 degrees with a northerly over 25 knots. Generally 8-10 days per summer
>sobering up
there's your problem
By 2080 we will be Asian too but at least not Muslim
>nowhere else has such good gun massacres
I assume you're talking about civilized nations.
why didnt you behead them with a sword you cuck
the absolute state of arabia
If you knew your history, you'd know that the ALP stalwarts Hawke and Keating were the ones who sold our country out to the globalists, not the Libs. People with your sentiments are just useful idiots to (((them))).
Lets not forget that Keating and Hawke were staunch Fabians
If it's so shit, why the fuck are you cunts all coming here all the fucking time. Just fucking go and don't come back. Yes dingos and snakes will fuck you up. Just leave and don't come back FUCKING REEEEEEE.
Fuck off idiot. ALP saved this country from the liberal party miasma that Fraser left behind. Liberal party took it too far. Just look who (((they))) vote for.
>censorship of the internet
you make it seem like china rather than the censorship of torrent sites that are detrimental to the entertainment industry
Implying the government can regulate the bush. In some parts there's 1 cop to a land mass the size of England
get fugged aussies
>>massively authoritarian RAINY shithole full of NIGGERS and MUDSLIMES
>>MUDSLIMES pissing and shitting everywhere
>>had your guns AND KNIVES confiscated lmao
>>everyone speaks like a retard
>>retarded traffic/car laws
>>censorship of the internet and video games
He's just trying to copy you, dad.