SnK Theories Thread [spoiler]Shiptards unwelcome[spoiler]

Theory discussion

Why does zeke know baseball?
What's zeke's relationship to grisha?
Why did the village wait 200+ years to attack the wall and what does it have to do with the co-ordinate + grisha
Why was annie not present at the wall attack or any of BR's flashbacks?

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I want Bert to get out of this alive.

I know you do buddy

Annie is love
Annie is life
I just want Annie to smile again
Annie a miracle of the universe
Annie might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out

>spoiler in title

I hope he screams like a bitch before he gets eaten

Terribly sorry, been lurking for months only ever made a few posts

This is some advanced bait

Translations where?

Ok bud

Guess I'll start
The walls are one of 3 civilizations in the post titan era, the other 2 being the village and ymir's civilization. Both the wall and the village each have a shifter that can control other titans.
The wall has the reiss family and the village has the Jager family.
The village has not attacked the wall because they needed a way to get rid of the reiss family.
The reiss family having the ultimate defense of millions of colossal titans in the walls.
Grisha was sent in to take possession of the co-ordinate and give the village an opening to attack.

Thought people would have more ideas on this. I can't be the only one that reads SnK for the world and mysteries instead of the characters can I?

Bump because we'll need this now that the other thread will die.

>he barely "fucked up" twice with no consequences at all

Posting for pain.

But her BMI is like 19.

There's plenty of thin but busty young women out there user. Genetics can be wonderful.

Those were very minor fuckups. That's the average day for Levi.

What's with Zeke claiming that he and Eren were brainwashed by Grisha? Literally brainwashed, exaggerating, or just lying to Eren? Why trust him now?

Why does he think he's rescuing Eren? Or is he just saying that?

Why does MT hate Annie and Bert so much?

He doesn't give a fuck about any of BRA, Reiner was just the easiest to rescue.

>yfw when uncle ZekZek meme'd into reality.

I'm guessing NotJean but I'm more inclined to say that because he's an absolute hero.

By what's said by Zeke it could also mean being used by.

Wait, are you saying that you think NotJean has a bigger phallus than Erwin?

He was being reasonable, nothing else.

Than Levi.

Ricofag memed rico and hitch onto page one. That's the best meme magic I've seen in fucking months.

>Grisha confirmed for being the Village's old leader
>mfw Frieda is dream girl soon.

BMI 22 like Petra seems more believable.

NotJean has an extra two inches of honour and respect.

Seeing the word 'genetics' in a SNK thread makes me instantly think about that picture of a fat woman opening her fridge filled with junk food and sodiepops and saying "And here's where I keep my genetics!".

>Isayama
>consistency
>reasonable stats
Pick one.

Man I love that picture.

>BRExit is next.

I mean, bigger than Levi. Erwin is my business. ;)

That's Mrs Smith actually.

Armin a best

How big is Erwin's ma'am?

Good one.

Do you think a lady tells, young man? Take a guess, he's a big guy.

>Those were very minor fuckups

Whatever you say Armin hater.

for you hehehe!!

Are Arminfags retarded?

Armin is boring desu.

Petra wets herself, she's auto-disqualified from any competition.

No matter if Armin survives we still have to suffer another 100 flashbacks of Armin and Eren talking about the ocean like always.

If you were 2 seconds late they would be calling you a samefag, consider yourself lucky.

No less than 7 inches, and no more than 10.

He is so cute here!

Would you?

I only have the cutest commanders saved, no impurity whatsoever, nope.
He's gotta feed those newborn titans somehow.

Blessed be!
I got some Petras. Oluos soon

Fuck Isayama for these panels

THIS IS JUST WHAT HE WAS LIKE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. I love baby shingekis but baby Erwin, Hanji and Levi are my weakness. Post more please!

I accidently found an Erwin for you too ma'am.

Reyiner's penis is the greatest actually

A+ would fondle them and make him hold my babies while I'm sucking on his nipples.

He looks like he's suddenly been caught doing something naughty! Lovely picture, thank you!

He needs it to reproduce the titan race.

Historia pleas

I helped... and I predicted Marlo being on the volume 20 cover.

Still no scanlation

I bet this Ricofag loser guy hasn't even seen Rico naked in Starship Troopers the loser

Cute! I have discovered there is a ridiculous amount of Levi/Petra lewd

Not the retarded Ricofag but
>not posting pics

...

I lied it seems I don't have that many baby shingeki pictures but /snk/, please take care of this baby Hange while I'm away. Don't do anything bad to her ok.

Rivetra never dies!!! Love beyond the grave!

Petra/Oluo is canon.

That's pretty hot actually

So? Only women ship Rivetra, so they're ok with her being a massive whore who has 2 canon ship at the same time.

This.

How? Ew user.

I am a permavirgin so I have lots of weird fetishes, including golden showers, duh

Reiner never got to fondle Bert's tits

Disgusting.
A. It would dirty up your location.
B. It would make me less inclined to touch her.

Watersports has no place in torture.

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Don't talk about the Wholy Trinity like that

He did in the tent.

I would definitely feed him to Erwin

Bert a shit.

Even CWLanon has standards. Wow

Nice proxyfagged poll to put Armin on top.

>mfw Erwin has a breast fetish

He only wants to molest his nephew Eren

>hating Armin the noble self sacrificing genius
This makes literally no sense.

You're are all cancer, please die in a fire.

Why did Isayama give Bert titties? Is this some tumblr sjw meme?

>the noble self sacrificing genius
And Arminfags wonder why other people call him a Gary Stu

>95 IPs
>he thinks 25 votes are many

His Boi-P matches Ymir's futa cock. That's why.

I promise that I'll look after her. We can read through the books together. I also have a green cardigan so I can wear mine too. Thank you for trusting me with her!

Common inconsistency.

Shitty art

You can vote for more than one character, Arminshitter.

Bert is a trans man and Hanji is a trans women.

Reiner confirmed for Ymir's greatest ally. Rejoice, brothers. His immortality ensures he will never let anything get in the way of YH.

...

>95 IPs
nice pulling stuff out of your ass
& not like it means anything other than you changing your ip 25 times to hate on my Armin

... I already knew that.

QUALITY. And shitty scans.