You are running down the street

>you are running down the street
>trip on a rock and fall
>hit your head and have a concussion
>you start to wake up
>get on your knees
>slowly open up your eyes
>pic related is what you see

Be honest, what do you do?

Masturbate

Thank the gods, for my wish was finally granted.

Touch myself
Molest the nearest little girl
Suck the first dick I find
Rinse and repeat

Touch myself. Then become a perfect waifu for a pure NEET boy.

open that curtain

Why am I crying?

>my face when

You can do all that already, why do you need to be turned into a girl?

Probably because you tripped on a rock and hit your head

>hit your head and have a concussion
>wake up
>wake up after sleeping through a concussion

>implying you're 'awake'
>implying you're alive

Anime girls can get away with it, duh.

Fulfill my dream of getting lovingly gangbanged by twenty old men as a little girl

Silly user, I can't suck a dick
that would be gay

Is that snow on the pavement? Why the fuck am I out in the snow with nothing covering myself?

Fuck you can see my exposed thighs.

Kill myself right then and there because I turned into biological waste.

But you're a baby factory now that people want to physically hit themselves against, over and over. How's that boring?

Run home and fondle myself

Go get filled like a proper cup should.

Remove the baby batter from everyone I can find. Empty them all so nobody is ever sexually frustrated again.

The joke is that you wouldn't be attracted to a loli body anymore as soon as you are one unless you also turned into a precocious lesbian.

Well I mean Illya is a dyke or at least bi, right?

Stuff as many things into myself as possible.

Why the fuck wouldn't you though also she totally is

>turns into THAT eromanga

Wonder why the fuck it's snowing in the middle of summer.

Go and get a fucking haircut.

Wonder when I became such a faggot to wear hipster bracelets.

Find the dude that stopped and stole my pants without waking me up. Probably took my wallet too. God people are such assholes these days.

No. Please no.

>user runs out of things before he runs out of holes

yamero

I think I would need to verify what genre of anime I now was in.

So first I'd check and see what art style everyone is drawn in. if it's hyper realistic, the chances I'll be a rape/murder victem just drastically improved. I would also check my age, that tells me if i'm desireable or not (because as we all know, character design means nothing to poor sad christmas cake).

I would check out the backgrounds, those might betray what studio's anime i'm in and give me an inkling of what I might be in for. Then i'd run to the address on my ID and check the wardrobe. Obviously my character has a slutty body to be showing off so much skin. so a long shower and hours of masturbation are clearly on the schedule.

Then because i'm an antisocial fuck with a strong gender identity as a male, i'd probably hop on the interwebs, find the in-universe version of Sup Forums and brag about it.

You're Ilya. You dumbass.

What about

smile

Jack off

RESCUE MIYU
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First of all, touch my tits.
Then masturbate.
Then I would whore myself to lonely neets for doritos

Great thread!

Roll around in the snow
Wherever I've been teleported to will be a nice reprieve from summer
Oh and masturbate

Thanks!

Stick my fingers up my vagina just to see how it feels.

I live in a state that is constantly on fire
i go home during rush hour on a major freeway
my AC does not work and rain is nonexistent


help me

I'd masturbate while rolling around in the snow.

Kill two birds with one stone, my dude.

Squeeze my boobs and rub my clit over and over again. Then find NEETs to suck dry.

Why is Sup Forums full of sluts?

There's enough sexual frustration here to create energy for an entire century, it's no surprise really.

Change haircut

No you're a girl.

Be pure because my husbando would expect that from me.

wewlad

Exactly, I want a better color and cut than that shitty blonde.
oh and some decent clothes. and shoes

I'd probably masturbate more and take better care of myself, but that's about it. Also be happy that my dream came true or whatever.

And it wouldn't be gay then?

I want to be a smug loli with a black himecut and a coffee stirrer .

I'd have to confirm it first, then I';d masturbate, check what language I can speak who I know, sex aside it'd be like Boku Wa Mari with me being an isolated wreck.

I think if most men were female they'd be massive whores if the sex drive carried over.

No, it's semen

Girl's legs are immune to cold.

>Periods
No senpai, this is fantasy, and in my fantasy it doesn't happen.

You cant spell gay without Sup Forums!

I've always wondered why girls go bare legged in public even when it's cold.
Maybe the need to show off the body, wards off the cold?

Get mad because I'm now white and more susceptible to skin cancer.

It is not gay if I am a little girl

DELETE

Fuck you I'm the real OP, don't go damaging my anonymous chinese internet reputation

Trying on cute dresses sounds like fun

1. exploit my femininity in order to get wealthy
2. cocaine and masturbation overdose

didn't this already happen to shirou in that one doujin?

Oh it will, and you will get pissy, bloated, and loathe anything touching you.

Or you'll just be alright.

Boku Girl never touched the subject of periods either.

There's probably many Anons here who o na related note would confess love for their best friends.

More, but Latino, Asian, and African people can still develop skin cancer due to exposure anyway.

Shit killed Bob Marley.

Cute.

>fingerbash self for days on end until i get bored
>lead guys on and break their hearts for the pure keks
>more masturbating
>find another user who hit his head and turned into a cute lesbian and scissor like mad
>dress like an absolute whore in public to blueball as many pedos as possible

Rescue Miyu of course.

If something I don't like isn't mentioned in a work of fiction, it doesn't happen. I don't like periods, the OP doesn't explicitly say that you will have them, therefore I can choose to believe that in this fictional situation periods don't happen.

Jerk off

not. funny.

Th-th-th-th-th-th-

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thanks

Alright fine, but what if you were literally (you) in mind?

Imagine if you woke up in the body of a Japanese girl but didn't know Japanese.

My first thought would be "I should've listened to Sup Forums".

No problem.
Now you want some fuck or what?

Legs don't tend to get as cold as the upper body.

in japan?

If you hate it that much you could just try to be permanently impregnated, this way you don't get periods

>some fuck
I-I'm sorry can you repeat that?

I'd imagine you'd be the subject of some crazy research where you bang your head and know a foreign language while completely forgetting your native one. I'd imagine you might get paid for it as well. Or they just send you off and don't look further.

I said you wan sum fucc, cakeboy?

Pick fights with other women.

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>>dress like an absolute whore in public to blueball as many pedos as possible
You're a fucking madman, this is brilliant.

>yet another thread where I'm reminded I can't be a sexually promiscuous little girl
Why bother living?

w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what

I

I

uhhhhhhhhh...

h-how

GOMEN NASAI
*starts running away*

It's just like the catholic man said!

>Rejoice, Anonymous. Your wish shall come true.

Yes but having more melanin makes darker people less susceptible. And some of the whitest people burn so flipping easily. I would pass on that.

yeah, your mind, your knowledge in the body of a lets say 14 year old Japanese girl.

It was a weird dream I once had after first reading manga when I was younger was something akin to Boku Wa Mari, waking as someone else and no knowledge of how to act as them and being in a strange environment.

Terrified me shitless.

You are already raped.

A female friend told me how she used to be sexually abused by her peers at age 11, ruined loli on loli for me.

This is getting too faggy for me.

Now, see, this would have made me uncomfortable once. Then I had to pack my own open surgical wound. It's the same concept, really.

If you woke up in your waifu's body, would you still devolve into a slut who gets gangbanged by old men living only for hedonistic pleasure?

h-hayai

Just wonder why I'm naked and I have that faggot hipster bracelet on.

I already have longish blonde hair and my arms are skinny as fuck. Probably wonder now that I look closer why the fuck my leg hair and leg scars are gone, and why my nails are weirdly shaped and tan.

Probably

Man stop hating on the bracelet, it was a gift

A 12yo-ish grill on some random forum told me about how she used to play 'pretend sex' with her friend. Only made me wish I could be a little girl harder.