Be me

>be me
>hanging around shitposting on my laptop from internet cafe
>some Norwegian tourists pop up
>they look like your average fat american family but whiter
>what the fuck do they want
>they're asking for something
>they can't speak english (Even the average fucking native tunisian can hold a conversation in english)
>nor french
>they just keep using hand signals like autistic handicapped children, and they're bad at it
>still not sure if they're asking for directions, or the nearest bathroom or whatever
>i just ignore them and keep on shitposting until they leave

are all snowniggers like this, illiterate, ignorant subhumans?

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ahah, nice bait sandnigger

Mostly

>a norwegian meets a tunisian
>they attempt a conversation in the language of the old empire
>no result, babel has fallen the world is divided once more
>nobody gets raped

I don't believe this story.

Nope, that was an actual encounter with revolting species, and you have not answered my questions

>be me
>hanging out public toilets for cute guys
>get an erection
>get really gay with two twinks
>i just ignore them

Fag pride

what kind of language are you people speaking? not even my best shitposts can reach such a level of ambiguity

i cannot believe blondes are classified as "human" at this point

>be norwegian tourist
>ask for the directions to the Hannibal's court in Phoenician
>some dude I thought local looks at me in amazement
>he must be a tourist too

The worst English speaker in Norway probably speaks better English that the best Tunisian one.

>white people are shit but I am gonna use everything they invented the thread

>tfw didn't know Tunisia existed

The best northern tourist is as human as the worst tunisian sex-goat...

u left out the part where u shoved the norwegian dad into the corner and then u had your way with the extremely blue eyed and blonde norwegian daughters and wife and how u filled their wombs with ur superior african semen. Come on go on, i know u want to tell that part and that's the part that every norwegian wants to hear more about.

>some Norwegian tourists pop up
>they look like your average fat american family but whiter

you sound like a nigger

yes that nigger continent exists, here's their greatest pornstar

Another display of the modern american's infinite retardation, lay off the burgers and the alcohol.

Why is this german sucking so much snownigger dick?

All around you was invented by Mediterraneans, not subhuman snowniggers.

I am not african, still, god forbid

statistically speaking there is a big chance that if one of us had nigger blood in him, it'd be you.

I'm german and danish but nice try, I have light hair and green eyes, you are the true nigger.

>i am 1/64 german and 1/128 danish
>muh aryan genes
>implying you don't have nigger genes in you as do most americans
>boasts about his worthless snownigger genes which did not accomplish a spec of achievement compared to Meds
pleb.

You're a fucking idiot thinking most americans have nigger blood

Yes you do, and it is very visible from your behaviour.

>Even the average fucking native tunisian can hold a conversation in english

Pic related.

america is pan-europa to muddle down european blood. yes goyim all the whites are the same racemix away

>You accepted Shah's request
Shit i need to try that 'bitch lasagna' trick out

>All around you was invented by Mediterraneans, not subhuman snowniggers.

You probably think that italians and spaniards are your blood brothers don't you?

>bitch lasagna
top kek

oh fuck this reminds me of the oven

Okay kang go bow towards mecca like a good boy

More like poonisia

where did i mention that i'm a med, you brazilian monkey?

This. Pretty much everyone in northern countries speak fluent english.

Sup Forums please, for the love of god, LEAVE.

You are the unaware kang though
>we wuz germanics n shit

And better than the average American desu

Sounds like bullshit to me, i never met anyone that dont speak english, my sisters kids allready speak it at 7 and 8

You are lucky,all the cars with Danish/German registration plates have burkas in them here,even normies get repulsed.

Actually in my experience most Norwegians speak excellent English (and I also remember seeing statistics confirming this, just ask Wikipedia).

Pretty sure western/northern europe invented more.

>Pretty sure western/northern europe invented more.
wrong, very wrong. google the name of any inventor, 90% chance he's brown/black haired and brown eyed

biographyonline.net/scientists/top-10-inventors.html it's very mixed, all white europeans. And not one is a shitty arab like you!

Funny, Galileo is a blonde germanic. Italians sure looked paler before

>Tunisia is a continent

Your link is offline. but my point still stands. pic very related.

>Galileo is a blonde germanic
that's some heavy WE WUZ right there

Every norwegian speaks english. I don't believe you.

>they can't speak english
Mandatory English education from grade school says otherwise, Mohammed.

>a Norwegian that doesn't speak English
I have a hard time believing this tbqh

That's because he's full of shitty cool stories and shitty bait.

then i believe i have met a big family of mental retards because the only "english" word they spoke is "WHERE WHERE"

mediterranean in terms of race does not refer to tunisians user

read as i specified early, my retarded friend

Americans are the most delusional pieces of lard on the face of this planet. They're a mongrel nation in denial, it's hilarious.

Must be, there are retards in every group.

Well they are, aren't they?

>Miss Bum Bum's bum is hurt.

He even used a picture of a picture of a white man, thinking he will make us think he's white. wew. what a arrogant cunt.

You're not wrong. I'd bant about "hur durr at least not Brazil" but I fear your country is simply a glance into the future of mine.