I haven't fapped in 17 months AMA

do NOT jack off

your doapmine levels go to the fucking FLOOR and prolactin raises to the ROOF

/cont/.

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why

I'd like to kick the faggot in the shin who had to come up with "fap" and spread it around. It's fucking stupid. I would never say or text that to anyone for fear of sounding like an idiot.

Did you at least have sex during that time on a semi-regular basis? If not you're a homo and denying yourself a decent lifestyle. I do not envy you. no-fap is the catholic priest's road to diddling choir boys.

How?
I usually manage like 1.5 Months at best.
How can one get through the blue balls?

No porn is ideal
Not masterbating is literally the dumbest shit you can do
If you feel calm its probably because you have no test left

I posted this big stupid post about positive claims needing positive evidence to be taken seriously.

I still feel that, but it was pretty fedora tier to value shitting on the stupidity of faith more than the topic of the thread.

Why am I posting at all?
Ill tell you why.

This thread is gay, op is a fag.
Its cool, its the 90s, you can be a fag if you want.
But caring what people other than you are doing with their dicks is thinking about other peoples dicks.
Thats very religious, and very gay.
Religious people want to know about your dick, and what you do or don't do with it,so they can make you feel guilty.

Because you have a dick.
And dicks are evil.

ITT: pseudo science + anecdotal evidence from 16 year olds
not politics, sage

>Did you at least have sex during that time on a semi-regular basis
no.

It it is only bad the first month, it goes away after that hunch. For me it came back 8 months in. I just focused and did other things.

literally how? I've been jerking it for 10 years at this point. i tried to stop and almost got to 3 weeks. how do i do it?

I masturbate so much that I get blisters on my foreskin. My government pays my antiseptic dick lotion, so it's all fine.

name of that blonde semen demon?

youtube.com/watch?v=4LRw4JzTQ5k

Sup Forums

Gorgeous face

Delete your cĂșck porn then you Swedish cĂșck.

Listen to this guy. Masterbate to other men fucking women like the cuck you are.

>be distracted all the time
>lose sex drive
Placebo retardation.

Just avoid porn

Your post is total bullshit, I jerk it to porn even when I have a girlfriend because if I tried to piss in her mouth and slap her around she'd probably call the cops.

Enjoy your prostate cancer.
medscape.com/viewarticle/844820

That's why you have sex with real women.

have you ascended into higher planes of conscious awareness yet?

harvardprostateknowledge.org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer

>An Australian study of 2,338 men came to a similar conclusion. In all, men who averaged 4.6 to seven ejaculations a week were 36% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70 than men who ejaculated less than 2.3 times a week on average.

comment?

>thinks he can fap the cancer away

do scientists hate you?

I sense you are trolling when you ask this, but yes.

There is no way I would have gone past 6 months unless I was feeling REAL benefits

you haven't even tried, coward!

Fuck you. I hadn't fapped in 17 months either, until I reverse image searched this qt you posted....