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What's the weirdest piece of anime merchandise you have ever purchased?

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this

>didn't even get the 7 meter version

A You're under arrest Laserdisc

Is that Ronald Reagan?

Yes. It's a custom Reagan body pillow I got.

That's the most American thing I've seen in 4 days

O-oh

KMB sleep mask

Do you really love Ronald Reagan that much?

that shit was like, a few hundred dollars

there's a story behind it. the other side had to be custom made because my waifu was a minor character in a harem that only got one season. there was a body pillow picture for one side that only went down the the calves so I paid someone to complete the image. I was too poor to pay for a whole other side so I settled for the next best thing

something else I should have said. I got something called a Kuu-pillow. it's like a normal body pillow but it's got a slot for an onahole. I have a sad pride in being able to say that I lost my virginity to my waifu

>next best thing

Now that's something to wasa wasa about.

Nothing because I'm a fucking poorfag

How is that weird? Also, did it have the watermarks on it

Nigger, your waifu shares a pillow with a man? Gay

Probably this. It was a dollar and I had it custom made

Now I want one

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it's a little pricey but it is on amazon
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>you'll never have artsbovine threads again

Even if it's weird for you, it could be a big business opportunity.

I keep seeing this image, but what's the context behind it anyway?

Serio from ToHeart

Shit I want one now

I'll wear it every day until S2

I haven't purchased anything anime related yet. I can't risk revealing my powerlevel to anyone right now. Is it worth it?

No one cares since they all already think you're a weird loser anyway, so go for it

do what I do and find a friend who's parents don't check their mail and get stuff through them. sleeping with a body pillow is amazing and if you can't afford that it's always nice to have a little something

It's from TV show, Money no Tora, aired in maybe 2002. The fat guy presented his business plan about dakimakura but entrepreneurs and investors frowned on him.

A nendo. Just one, ein, whatever.

Preety normalfag considering no one besides my mom and sisters come to my room anyways.

Thinking about buying a fumofumo

Start small. Get a subtle shirt on a bunch of pins for your bag.

that's fucking sweet. could you post the picture if you have it?

I've got a nedoroid

>Recieve it like a ninja
>Put on display in my room and hope no one notices
>Mom comes to my room and sees it
>"Oh user, that so cute, did a girl friend gift it to you?"
>Y-yeah, kinda
>mfw

I'm dying here. How's Reagan the "next best thing" to put on a daki? What about leaving it blank? How much did you pay to sleep hugging Reagan-kun?

>how much did you pay?
you see, I don't think that it is about the money so much as the intrinsic and emotional value

I remain thoroughly baffled.

i got a story about the watch
>put watch on
>plans to go out cancelled
>take off watch and leave it on couch
>later my older family come over
>sister sits on watch and goes "hey user, is this your anime watch?"
>"Y-yeah. a friend gave it to me"
>"what show is this maid from?"
>"I-I don't know. my friend gave it to me"

it only cost $34
i wanted the personal waifu on the front and the national waifu on the back

I go on Facebook every now and then when I get extremely bored as fuck, and one of my friends from high school publicly lets everybody, including his parents, know that he loves neptunia. I wonder how his parents feel. He posted pics of his Daki. I am really curious as to how his parents feel

This is too fucking good. user-san, you're killing me here

the story gets a little worse. I used a kuu pillow and an onahole with it a few times. O-only on the maid side though

Your true friends that see it won't mind because they already know you're a turbo nerd anyways.

If u get a grill to your room as long as it's in a moderate ammount and doesn't reeks of obsessive behaviour then it will be fine.

Your family are already disappointed with what you became so they don't mind either

t.normalfag

>Reagan daki
>"next best thing" user could get
I couldn't make this up if I tried, great one OP.

cuck

desu if someone offered me a Reagan daki I would accept too

Just think of the possibilities

I understand you OP, don't worry

Stop being austistic about someone else's parents

I had a problem w little while back with hoarding weeb stuff

sorry, taking pics with my phone makes them sideways

I love you user-san. I'm screencapping this and you can't stop me.

O-oh

This gets posted in the mon musu thread a lot

>not owning every variation body pillow of your waif

...

Kill yourself

>going on Facebook

There's your problem

A few doujins.

Like physical copies? Or did you pay money for digital media

Bump

Physical of course

Yup, physical. I usually don't buy digital anything unless I have no other choice. Glad to live in the land of freedom.

Probably shimapan.

Congratulations, ohpee. You're a meme now.
Sorry if the resolution is shitty, I haven't the foggiest on what resolutions to properly use.

Ah okay that's pretty cool

Couldn't you at least have cropped out the pavement?

...

no, im too poor to have photoshop

You really like them, don't you. I think you should iron out those creases user-senpai, get it nice and smooth.

Christ.

I'm a certified normie (^:

Tits for knees?

I paid like $50 for a pair of fake tits you wear like a bra thinking i could strap it to crucified sonico but it just felt weird so i took em off

Jelly

Swaggy haunter

That's not what meme means you fucking cancerous faggot.

edge

I forgot to mention, I impulsively bought the loliball game for vita and it came with a bedsheet with pic related on it. I don't know what's weirder, the doujins or this.

I don't sleep in that bed. Will sometimes borrow one of them to put on a daki, though. I'm a homewrecker.

A kakashi dildo

Enjoyed it, was absolute worth the 10 bucks

Wut?
post pics

:^)

You've got me in the mood for some loli lewd.
Recommend me something

>O-tsuka
nice

fun to wear at yugioh locals

I got another story if you guys wanna hear it

Ya

go ahead, this thread isn't going anywhere interesting anyways

tsugumomo

>I go on Facebook

>double space
>t.
Sasuga normalfags.

don't remind me user ;_;

Kill yourself nigger.

I feel like buying a few anime posters.

There's just way too much anime and VNs I've enjoyed. How the fuck do you even decide?

>be me
>be in weeb chat
>one guy gets figurine. He's the first in chat to get one
>we tell him to hot glue it and he acts all horrified
>tell him if he doesn't do it I'll buy the same one and do it for him
>find figurine online for about $15
>wait 2 weeks for shipping
>post pics after the ordeal
>kid is salty for about a month or two afterwards

>so I settled for the next best thing

that IS hot glue, r-right?

Lurk more.

Y-yeah. I would never post something Th-that gross. What do I look like to you? Some NEET with nothing better to do?

w-what am I looking at in this picture, user...?

I don't want this thread to die so I'll post a few more stories of mine
>be me
>work at KFC
>come out of restroom and into the kitchen
>fly is unzipped, wearing shitty boxers
>crouch down to work on part of fryer
>pistol gets stuck between muffin top and thighs
>fastestguninthewest.gif
>it's over before I realize it
>I leave it be and go to other tasks
>hot oil moved through that part and burns the """hot glue""""
>oh god it stinks
>manager smells it and comes back
>I will never forget the look of horror on that face
>"I'd fire you right here and now but we are really understaffed user"
>tfw I still work there