SICK: Sup Forums Having Fun with Las Vegas Massacre
As news of the mass shooting in Las Vegas broke on Monday morning, the Sup Forums message boards lit up ... with congratulations to a white shooter for breaking Omar Mateen's "high score."
"Beaten by one kill, looks like the white man is king of mass shootings again," one anonymous Sup Forums commenter posted. "Stephen Paddock is the new king."
Police identified the Las Vegas shooter — who has killed at least 58 people — as Stephen Paddock.
One particularly nasty racist post mocked Asians for being defeated by "the white race." This anonymous user declared, "The real news here is that the high score is back in the hands of the white race. Get f**ked Asians, Cho was never going to hold it."
Many racist celebrations emerged on Sup Forums. "I TOLD THESE BOZOS IT WASN'T ISIS LAST NIGHT AND THEY SPERGED OUT. NOW THAT IT'S A WHITE GUY THEY'RE HAPPY THAT THE US RECORD HIGH SCORE IS BACK IN THE HANDS OF THE WHITE RACE," another anonymous user commented.
"White man back on number 1," another user posted. To this, one user responded, "It was inevitable," while another countered, "but Breveik was already on number 1."
Cameron Wood
Everything posted here is satire.
Wyatt Evans
Here we make fun out of nuffin
Mason Sullivan
>Some faggot's blog >news
Ethan Howard
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Brayden Powell
He probably made the thread tbqh.
Landon Hernandez
>WE'RE ON THE NEWS Sup Forums!
>implying this hasn't happened in the past. god you are really new aren't you?
Easton Gray
Can i sue this fag for using my post without consent?
Julian Clark
Many such cases! Sad.
Aaron Reed
we dindu nuffin we wuz kangs
Matthew Gray
Perkele Satana.
Wyatt Morris
>not knowing it was opposite day on pol and we were just playing along journalists will make an article about anything
people who post here are of all races and extremely nice to each other
Samuel Kelly
can't hurt to try
Gabriel Sanchez
media extensions post race bait then screen cap before getting called shills
Jayden White
>Shitpost on Sup Forums >Cap your post >Write about how evil Sup Forums is Journalism!
Julian Bennett
>bozos
At least that one was a reporter, never in my 10+ years have I seen anyone on Sup Forums use the word bozo.
Jeremiah Wright
>tfw you will never get your shit post in the news
Grayson Ross
>Not reporting any truth >but busy to smear the ppl they don't like
Journalists are so predictable.
Samuel Bennett
When will Trump disavow?
David Powell
>pepe redpilling the muslim angle as first reply
as long as some of the messages get through, no matter what
Mason Cox
>One particularly nasty racist post mocked Asians for being defeated by "the white race." This is comedy gold
David Cruz
My local news talked about Sam Hyde last night.
Dylan Butler
I just realized journalism is step 2.
Aaron Gutierrez
>Quoting the post and replies That's so dumb
Michael Bailey
>bozos
Landon Scott
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John Rivera
>normalfags trying to understand chan culture
Even the spooks don't really understand this place, let alone normie reporters.
Easton Martin
The amount of newfags in the next days Fuck.
Wyatt Reyes
>Homosexual journalist hates this site, makes stupid posts himself and screenshots them. Writes a stupid article. RInse repeat.
David Bell
I was in that thread!
Henry Scott
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Jack Richardson
>tfw these retards use naughty words like nigger while trying to infiltrate our highly secretive organization
Cameron Smith
I sure do hate those N-words. How about you /pole/? LOL done any hate crimes lately?
Jayden Morales
It's amazing that they lack the ability joke about anything. Gallows humor is better for dealing with things than crying and moaning about gun control and other shit.
David Hughes
if you have not been hanging around this shit hole for a while one would have no idea that most of the post are LARP level fags. They post whatever view they think will piss off the most people.
Bentley Roberts
This. Sup Forums is a board of peace. If there's any nastiness in here, it is committed solely by sensationalist journalists, who are not real Sup Forumsacks.
Blake Wood
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Dylan James
>PJ Media Yet another Eternal Boomer MUH TRUE CONSERVATISM rag.
Asher Richardson
yes, you own them
Tyler Jackson
imagine the horror on the journalists face if he had seen the posts made from Sup Forums gold pass users LMAO
Jordan Roberts
I guess you all forgot about Anders Behring Breivik
Landon Martinez
They would have shat bricks. Did you see the post about the Mexican kid? Gnarly
Angel King
Lmao it's Sup Forums wtf did they expect ? Thoughts, prayers and candles ?
Yes lol just drew a swasteekee on a synagogue while saying the N-word ! Sieg Hail my fellow nazis !!! 8148 !!!
Luke Scott
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO STOP POSTING ABOUT THE GOLD ACCOUNTS AT THE LAST MEETING
Brayden Parker
Whatever, as if the media would be reading this thread
Liam Gutierrez
>Lmao it's Sup Forums wtf did they expect ? Thoughts, prayers and candles ?
RIP Las Vegas victims, our duplicate digits go out to you
Robert Thompson
tfw no one has ever bought me Sup Forums gold
edit: OH MY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Robert Nelson
>nodubs Are you mocking vegas you horrid person?
Gabriel Anderson
How do we know that he didn't post it and write an article about it?
Christopher Wood
Stephen "Big & Rich dead in a ditch" Paddock Stephen "Got Brooks & Dunn on the run" Paddock Stephen "Sniper nest to watch Nashville's best" Paddock Stephen "Shooting spree at the Grand Ole Opry" Paddock Stephen "Bullet spray in Mandalay Bay" Paddock Stephen "Asian waifus and ending laifus" Paddock
Gabriel Peterson
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Chase Lopez
FUCK please dont ban me from the golden channel again! there you go m8 ;^)
Logan Jones
PM sent
Joseph Ortiz
Hahahah, some of these are actually good.
Asher Wilson
Did you just assume my species?
Alexander Green
>Stephen "Asian waifus and ending laifus" Paddock
Dominic Parker
Having fun yet?
Kayden Martinez
Every now and then I find myself contemplating why do I even bother with this place anymore, since it has been overrun with cancer and was never good.
But then articles like this come up and I remember all the good times I've had over the years.
Jackson White
There are only 2 species. Go back to your safespace, you'll always be human.
Ethan Murphy
Wow I literally can't, I'm fucking SHAKING right now! How can you niggers be so gosh darn evil?
Jaxon Martin
People don't seem to understand that the reporter himself could have made all of those posts just to create a sensational story for himself to write.
"What is 'an anonymous message board'? I'll take, self-masturbatory media for 500, Alex.
Nathaniel Hill
Anyone writing 'Sup Forums' is on the level of the Las Vegas shooter, maybe lower.
Nathaniel Adams
It's always pretty sick to get on the news. Thanks for sharing.
Jack Turner
Not even you or me. I'm a Sup Forums vet and still constantly surprised by the depths this place sinks too. But that's okay, because I've always enjoyed a challenge.
Lincoln Gutierrez
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Wyatt Sanchez
>virtue-signaling btfo People don't seem to understand you can create your own story about Sup Forums posts by posting on Sup Forums...
Leo Anderson
>Stephen "Asian waifus and ending laifus" Paddock
Matthew Clark
top kek
Gabriel Collins
>stating a fact >celebrating wtf gfy
Bentley Diaz
Islam converts through coercion. Sup Forums converts through subversion.
Dylan White
Post the link, faggot.
Jace Rivera
False flag to encourage/promote investigation.
Mason Morales
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Noah Smith
Shut it SWEDE, we're having a moment here.
Ryder Williams
racist bozos.
Julian Jackson
These posts don't represent the whole of Sup Forums, or even this board. Sup Forums is a board of peace and these statements are not reflective of the rich and vibrant culture of this place, nor of its kind and noble people.
Zachary Carter
Who is this guy at the anti rally? If he never surfaces, is this the shooter? Motive to kill Trump voters is clear
Anthony Jackson
>kek too soon?
Jason Green
>investigation For what? Saying this guy killed more people than Mateen? If anything, it'll drive more edgy teenagers here for us to brainwash. Thanks media!
Dominic Perez
>more cannon fodder to redpill in our holy war against leftards
Asher Russell
>the bell curve which single-handedly forced the establishment to lower the IQ required for being a retard
Juan Jenkins
Shut your fucking face you bozo!
Gavin Garcia
>Stephen "Asian waifus and ending laifus" Paddock have a (you) for makes me laugh
Benjamin Perez
wow sick xd
Justin Cox
>"bozo" >Sup Forums regular ayy
Angel Bell
SICK
James Hernandez
Slow news day? Make an anonymous post somewhere and then make news articles about it. Hardly Pulitzer material. Tyler capped his own post, then reported on it. It happens quite often.
Samuel Peterson
4CHUN DUD TING!
Luke Lopez
It's funny how our normal commentary becomes a lot funnier when you imagine a hysterical normalfag reading it
Jaxson Walker
'Reporters' getting 'news' from Sup Forums. The 4th estate is officially dead.
Dylan Roberts
I'm glad we got the white guy USA record back but now USA needs to break some records in other countries.
Angel Cook
Stephen 'slays in Vegas' paddock
Jayden Cook
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Max Stirner's writings, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.