>be american
>go to night club
>get shot
>go to work
>get shot
>go to a baseball game
>get shot
>go to country music festival
>get shot
When will burgers finally admit that the only way forward is to let Canada and based Prime Minister Trudeau annex them?
agreed. i'd take it a step further and say that justin is the ideal man to lead a united earth so we can start a star trek style society. we will have warp drive in 10 years and he would be the best spokesman for humanity when we meat the ayys
>be canadian
These jokes write themselves!
How much do you weigh?
You're just upset because 59 more people just became winners
O..one ... f..fifty...
>be canadian
>go to night club
>get robbed, raped, and have to make a public apology
>go to work
>get robbed, raped, and have to make a public apology
>go to hockey game
>get robbed, raped by the entire team, and have to make a public apology
>go to make public speech on micro aggression
>get robbed, raped, and have to make a public apology
when will leafs stop letting them selves be walked on?
when will you recognize politically funded terrorism?
when can we finally resolve all of the severe mental disorders that cause mass murder and violent crimes?
when will you admit that your idol funded those masshootings?
when we find the vulcans, JT will pave the way for us to meet 10/10 vulcan q.ts to make hybrid space children. als, under a world governed by trudeau, there will be no more crime, poverty or racism
Every fucking time!
if we are lucky, we can get varg to be earth's minister of defense and cast a spell of protection over the world to protect us from the dominion
singh is the second coming of justin. votes gonna get split next election. scheer has a shot at minority... ugh.
She is so fucking unattractive.
t. pol
you probably broke a sweat typing that
singh you say?
>t. pol
I fucking lold, good one lad
>be canada
>only good thing about you is a tv show made about a trailer park
>even that has gone to shit
>kill self
>go to night club
>get shot
Thank you for putting me out of my misery.
You forgot
>go to school
>get shot
Your country really needs to be disconnected from the internet.
>Get annexed by the Cuck
>Go to night club
>Get blown up by mudslime
>Go to work
>Get blown up by mudslime
>Go to a baseball game
>Get blown up by mudslime
>Go to a country music festival
>Get blown up by mudslime.
...
>go to a bar to get a shot
>get shot
Sure thing leaf.
Isn't it the same thing in Vancouver?