>be american
>go to night club
>get shot
>go to work
>get shot
>go to a baseball game
>get shot
>go to country music festival
>get shot
When will burgers finally admit that the only way forward is to let Canada and based Prime Minister Trudeau annex them?
agreed. i'd take it a step further and say that justin is the ideal man to lead a united earth so we can start a star trek style society. we will have warp drive in 10 years and he would be the best spokesman for humanity when we meat the ayys
>be canadian
These jokes write themselves!
How much do you weigh?
You're just upset because 59 more people just became winners
O..one ... f..fifty...
>be canadian
>go to night club
>get robbed, raped, and have to make a public apology
>go to work
>get robbed, raped, and have to make a public apology
>go to hockey game
>get robbed, raped by the entire team, and have to make a public apology
>go to make public speech on micro aggression
>get robbed, raped, and have to make a public apology
when will leafs stop letting them selves be walked on?
when will you recognize politically funded terrorism?
when can we finally resolve all of the severe mental disorders that cause mass murder and violent crimes?
when will you admit that your idol funded those masshootings?
when we find the vulcans, JT will pave the way for us to meet 10/10 vulcan q.ts to make hybrid space children. als, under a world governed by trudeau, there will be no more crime, poverty or racism
Every fucking time!
if we are lucky, we can get varg to be earth's minister of defense and cast a spell of protection over the world to protect us from the dominion