You met this person. Your actions?

you met this person. Your actions?

i will pick up that can

throw the can back at him and perform an accelerated back hop into a ramp surface, launching me at 400un/s through the roof and into the next loading zone.

Book a hotel room and shoot up a country music festival then kill myself

Y-yes Sir I will pickup that c-can Sir

Crowbar to the face and/or groin.

> actives notarget

How do I join?

He's got my weapon. It'll be mine again in three seconds.

I'll be breaking his wrist and beating him to death with it if he resists.

Wait for aliens.Then you can join

I don't know man. Combine is quite based and has technology but on the other hand I don't want to be turned in to a brainless machine for intergalactic larvae ayy lmao jews.

>leaves city 17

I put the can in the trash

Where do I sign up to become an Overwatch soldier and get my "non-mechanical reproduction simulation"?

Wait for aliens

Civil protection units don't have body transfigurations

But I want to rank up to elite deathsquads later in my career.

>Immediately get shot

>implying memory replacement and having your body enhanced with augmentations isn't the best part

if it was me and my flag i'd get banned and thread deleted.

I would suck him of and squeeze his balls so he gets down, then i will rim him and fuck his ass.