Brit/pol/ - Enoch Pogo Edition

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>Amber Rudd accuses tech giants of 'sneering' at politicians.
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41463401

>Mogg mobbed by Momentum at conference
unvis.it/metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/jacob-rees-mogg-mobbed-by-protesters-calling-him-a-despicable-person-6971302/

>Monarch airline collapses, other airlines increase prices, Ryanair eyes pilots
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4940758/Rival-airlines-including-Ryanair-cash-Monarch.html

>Death rattle for Tories as conference hall almost empty
unvis.it/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/look-how-many-empty-seats-11274581

>Britain the biggest diplomatic loser in Yemen crisis
unvis.it/middleeastmonitor.com/20171002-what-next-for-britain-in-yemen/

>Londoners support revoking Uber's liscence: Boss quits
unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/10/02/londoners-support-tfls-decision-revoke-ubers-licence-poll-finds/

>Fox promises to copy & paste over 40 trade deals by the end of Brexit
unvis.it/uk.businessinsider.com/liam-fox-promises-to-sign-40-free-trade-deals-the-second-after-brexit-2017-10

>Corrupt blacklisting firm, Sir Robert McAlpine, doubles price for Big Ben repairs
unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/05/mps-condemn-big-ben-contract-sir-robert-mcalpine-blacklisted
hi honk
>Star Wars Emperor actor to play Enoch Powell in play
unvis.it/totalpolitics.com/articles/culture/star-wars-emperor-actor-play-enoch-powell

>Dizzee Rascal threatens to kill "nonce" Wiley
unvis.it/theguardian.com/music/2017/oct/02/dizzee-rascal-makes-twitter-threat-to-kill-fellow-rapper-wiley

>Opinion: Parallels between Catalan and Brexit referenda
unvis.it/spiked-online.com/newsite/article/from-brexit-to-catalonia-the-silencing-of-citizens-voices/20378

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Good evening, one and all.

Who will be our 'Trump' symbol to rally behind to combat comrade Corbyn now that Nige has faded away?

Have you given your daily offering to Saint Jo yet?

Cheese pizza to symbolise your paedophilia?

There is none.

What’s your job?

Our Lord and Saviour

Has brit/pol/ always been this depressing?

Good evening WN.

Jo Cox?

Colin Robertson

I would've but all I had left come sunrise was a flicker of hope and I sacrificed that to are NHS about two hours ago.

How in the world do unskilled people from 3rd world countries get in to countries but I need to have a sponsor or a family member living there? Is it because I'm white.

Brown privilege

bailiff on cant pay we take it away

me

It's because companies based here advertise jobs abroad first, so the foreigners apply from their own country, get the job while still in their own country, and so get to come over with a work visa straight away.

Start buying bump-fire stocks

You don’t need a sponsor living there but it certainly helps. Get yourself a skilled job and you should be on your way soon enough.

see many blue chip companies job adverts in Polski

Well that's a bit unfair.

DC.

for your kitchen knive

fuck the tories

knife

That's the free market for you

What?

Stop being a Nonce.

BBC News today
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41482140

Mayhems ruined the tories

naturally

>the walls of the aircraft hangar are condensed with the fervent sweat of tens of thousands of believers
>the plains around are covered in campfires, those who arrived too late and still hope to catch a word here and there from the massive public address systems hanging from circling chinooks
>inside the torches are numberless, the banners rising into the haze of the rafters
>thousands of voices lower at once at a stirring on the giant screens
>a purple-shirted retinue advances to the centre of the hangar, the crowds parting like the red sea
>a deadly calm hangs over the assembly as a single man climbs the hundred steps to the podium and places his diet coke to one side
>a single word rings out
>"hullo"

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41469511

congrats license fee payers

mate the tories have been fucked for decades

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41482140
Couldn't be happier, however Labour might and will probably be worse.

Evening boys, work days over, now I get to shitpost with you all evening as a way of avoiding my lazy fucking missus. Fml

>Millions of Britons are clueless about their bodies, with two thirds literally being unable to tell their arse from their elbow, a study found.
>More than one thousand members of the Great British public wrongly identified the elbow bone as that of the coccyx, which is located just above the buttocks, or the coccygeal, which is the tail-like bone at the bottom of the spine.

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4944810/Two-thirds-don-t-know-e-elbow.html

Jesus the Tories are an embarrassment.

Some user posted a link earlier to an article about how the left look to the radical left for ideas and energy, the reason the British right is so brainless is that we've banned our radical right swivel eyed loons.does anyone have the link?

"I have been met with scorn, disbelief and disgusted looks when I have shared my asexuality with other people. People have told me that 'it's not a real thing' and that 'I'm making it up for attention.' I have only now begun to think of myself as a whole human being, with no 'missing pieces'." - Anonymous, 14 years old

>1k out of 60+ million
I'm pretty sure I could go and find 1000 people that think tree bark is tasty. The fuck how is this news.

Noice

14 year olds have no business knowing about sexuality

I know that feel. Bird finally said I could do her up the arse, then laughed at me when I slapped my cock half way up her arm.

You lads remember how Lord Buckethead stood for election alongside Theresa May a while back?
Well I was thinking - what if we got somebody else to do it? And not as a gag either. I mean as a real attempt to be elected as an independent MP.
Imagine a bloke clad from head to toe in lifelike Dr. Doom armour who went around talking about himself in the 3rd person and actually promised to get the country sorted. Shit, I'd vote for him.
Manifesto pledge 1
>Rename the United Kingdom to Latveria
Manifesto pledge 2
>Depose the Royal Family and install himself as Monarch for life
Manifesto pledge 3
>Remove all legislative power from the Houses of Lords and Common so that they function purely as administrative bodies. Doom's word is law
Manifesto pledge 4
>All citizens with a last name of Richards will be permanently exiled

Well he has been on TV now.

Dump her lad, she's a leech on your life

You should be lucky you have a fat lazy pig most here still wank into a sock

>blew air through my nose /10
Good lad

That's how polls work you fuckwit

should be wanking furiously like an angry gibbon at that age ,Both sexes

Post what you're listening to.
youtube.com/watch?v=xMyQZ3da7WU

lazy how?

No no, they have to ask literally every single person in the country else it's invalid.

I was wanking over Lady T in Men Only at that age ,they drew cartoons of her as a dominatrix

LOCK ME UP THROW AWAY THE KEY

It's no more ridiculous than voting for UKIP I suppose.

I was all hooked up when I was 11, obviously you don't want to encourage them but they know

be an hero

>have autistic fantasies about being the MP to lead the conservatives out of this idiocy
>wish I was able to forge a new identity for the party. All they need is a strong voice.
>might have a wank later instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=VBeowqoLKx4

I don't 'get' R&B tbqh

shes his fuck pig and better than your sweaty sock lad

They know because society has failed, it does not meant that have any business knowing.

Fuck you.

You obviously know fuck all about the internal workings of the Conservative Party then.

I fear that this is a common story

Doesn't do the housework, never has tea ready when I get home from work etc

youtube.com/watch?v=fdmNC8ylrXI&list=PL25Xu_pRLEKdexqAtVIUbD3WUYR-cRc7q&index=3

I bet he has to pay a good % of his wages to keep that fuck pig around user

It's literally the perfect song to smoke a doob to and fuck some exotic woman mate

Farage on LBC right now like you all ought to be.

Proper British band
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TpWKAgcs21w

I am only just learning. I'm a [something] in the local bit of the party at this stage. Mostly it's composed of dinosaurs.

civic cuck with nothing new to say.
No thnx

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4943744/Homeless-man-admits-mother-son-murder.html

Just read this, fucking hell we need to bring back the death penalty.

Just had 4 bits of KFC laddios.

Males and females have always developed their sexuality from young ages ,its all about growing up naturally ,its when adults abuse this it becomes Evil

decent song

We don't care, fuck off to Sup Forums.

Rude.

What's the topic today?

>Degenerate
>tory Mp
lol

Shame they ruined the album by letting Stanley Unwin spew his unfunny shtick all over it

I always enjoy the actual taste and eating of the KFC but immediately afterwards I don't feel too great.

Anybody agree with this?

How do I use discord lads? Someone has invited me to join theirs but I've never been on it before.

Lads I just browsed pic related far-right website. Am I getting v& for 15 (FIFTEEN)?

Also I'm a catholic lol.

>CCTV from the back garden shows him 'dressed as a ninja'
Fucking hell we need to ban anime

yeah
me

What one policy do you think would most attract votes from both the Conservative and Labour parties?

I love multiculturalism and Theresa May. I have not viewed any extremist videos or read any right wing content today. I support our government and will cooperate fully.

>tfw literally dress like a ninja when i go out

free gibs to northeners and scotland

Tripfag
Normal childhood progression involves awakening sexuality , unless you a tory boy border being sodomised in the dorms lol

Increase minimum wage to £100p/hr

Good goy
Make sure to support the American commercial headlock on your island by downing it with some Pepsi Cola™

The Spanish thing.

You're not wrong there lad.

You're right. I want to die. There is no hope.

What's keeping you from just letting go, lads?

Tory party machina is a Evil sleazepit of filth and lies an paedophilia

>he supports the sexual revolution
Single mothers, poorly raised children, sexual immorality and family unit destruction sure are great, huh?