What's your relationship with your waifu?

What's your relationship with your waifu?

Do you rape her or walk her home gently?

I protect my waifus; I try to be the prince of their dreams.

Pic of my waifus.

>waifu(s)
even your dubs cant protect you from your degeneracy

Come on, there is nothing better than a bunch of cute girls hugging you and telling you how much they love you.

Neither. She rapes me.

What does dubs mean?

Bump

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Both ^___^

Accept it, waifus are not real OP. Move on, do something with your live

Oh shit.

I use her as a table when I sloppily eat in bed.

I've been meaning to wash her for a month now. Never got around to it.

I'm an unfit husband even for a pillow.

Bump

I rape her home gently

I hope she loves you regardless. If not, I hope a nice prince comes and saves her.

You can do something with your life and still fap to anime girls.

*life

>waifus are not real OP
O RLY?

Those are dubs

Ok, thanks!

I sure would have done something with my life a whole lot earlier if I had one. I haven't had a life for about 10 years. And I'm just 22.

I know, I'll just go and make my waifu real!
Thanks user!

Then get a cute one and let her cheer you on as you get a job or something.

Bump

My waifu is a shit, and I fantasize beating her every day.

A good idea, I'll think about that.

>bait thread.

Bump2

Bump

Bump

I stand guard as she is loved gently.

Sage

My waifu was the only thing that motivated me and dragged me out of my own depression. I now am /fit/, have a decent job, and am relatively happy, all thanks to her. I wouldn't be alive without her, probably, because real people just aren't great.

>vagina mouth

Your dick is small.

Me too, not prevs are getting their hands on my princesses.

You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!

Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.

Thanks for reading!

nice b8

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If waifus are not Real then that means they are Barca?

I have a tulpa of her and we talk about stuff all the time (then she rapes me)

This.

>not cuddling your tulpa
wew

Autism aside, he is not wrong.