Hear a knock on your door

>hear a knock on your door
>it's your friendly neighborhood fighter jet police officer here to confiscate all your guns

what do?

Throw my poo poo at him because
>noguns

Tell them I never had any, so I give them all my spoons

Turn 360° and walk away

Lay off the drugs for a while

Lost them all in a boating accident, xir.

Shoot out the pilot like my Battlefield games

that nose though

>jet that close
>throw ak into jet engine intake
>it explodes in a flaming heap in the yard

take a valium and swear acid off forever

Aim my military surplus AN/ALQ-184 at him and scream, "AM I BEING DETAINED!?!"

tell him OVER MY DEAD BODY even though I don't have any

Sorry Mr. Jet, lost them all in a tragic boating accident last year.

Damn shame too, had grandpas trusty hunting gun in there as well.

Best of luck to you sir, God bless!

>what do?

Only what I must, wherever I go.

muh dik

>someone actually made this......

>doubting the internet's ability to do such

Hand over my assault spoons and my bike wheel. I would also show my receipt for my TV Tax that i paid and ask him if he would like to sleep with my wife or daughter.

"this" implies singular...

>being so much of a newfag you don't know about Rule 34

Truly the thinker choice

I hope you're walking backwards friend, because you seem to be facing the same direction!

>He hasn't seen the purest H2O molecular rule 34

Shoot the toaster.

Welcome to the Internet.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

TOP. FUCKING. KEK.

>oh no fighter jet officer, my paltry guns are no match for your firepower. If only my small neighborhood in my large city in my large state in my newly formed dictatorship government was policed by humans with guns like mine, I might stand a chance against tyranny. But alas, they have fighter jets to police all neighborhoods.

>all your guns
404

Stop paying taxes

>That nose
obviously a jew

I lost them all during a tragic bboat accident

Press button to activate explosive device hidden in the ceiling for home defense.

>mfw fighter jets learn to fortify a position and dig trenches
We're fucked guys, ar-15s will never be enough to stop them.

Hand over all my kitchenware.

I want no trouble.

>tfw no means to butter your toast

Chlorine jelly as fuck that he can only fuck one hydrogen at a time

>teleports behind police jet
>nothing personal kid

>"I swear, Officer, I lost them in a boating accident!"

I find this post highly offensive.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I lost all my guns in an unfortunate boating accident, Sorry sir

Hi! Meet my spouse: Apache Attack Helicopter!

Set a budget and schedule and know he'll just go over.