Redpill me on anarcho capitalism

Redpill me on anarcho capitalism

martin shkreli

faggot shit, paleo-conservative is the master race

Not going to work

where we're going... we don't need roads

inherently oxymoronic.

inevitably...what's the opposite of "collapses"? Constructs? It inevitably will construct into civilization.

True answer is to embrace automation and transhumanism and have single-person autonomous units capable of space travel, no need for government. But we're a long way off from this.

It would only work in a wild west space age during manifest destiny 2.0: Electric boogaloo

Big dick swinging for independent alphas

maybe the single-most-shilled-against ideology on this board, leftypol, and reddit (r/anarchism and the like). every half-assed internet philosopher fucking hates it.

people come up with all kinds of ridiculous shit about why it'd never work (recreational nukes and the like). all of them have incredibly easy, obvious answers, because in practice, most of society is already ancap anyway.

it might just be the only ideology i genuinely respect.

common sense. the police are there to scare you. stop being stupid everyone business can build roads and crime insurance and natural selection takes care of the rest


we still need to evolve folks, the human hivemind is retarded, welfare shouldnt exist

it's a form of Asperger syndrome.

>come home from a 15 hour shift at Hypermart™
>notice some of the local techno-tribes are causing havoc
>turn on automatic turrets and decide to patrol house for a little with my AR22 fully modded
>see old mrs jennings from down the mud path walking her dog
>wave to her
>"Hey mrs jennings how are you?"
>"oh im good user, just taking a late night stroll"
>tell her to watch out for the bandits
>she nods and waves
>keep my eye on her because she's getting too close
>she suddenly stumbles, trips on a pot hole, and lands on my property
>we lock eyes
>she reaches for her plasma pistol
>I unload an entire magazine into her
>loot her body and continue patrol

perfect example of the ridiculous shit i mentioned:

>it's not me who's stupid.
>it's literally everyone else

autism

Frankly, I just want to remove welfare. Then socialized medicine. Then other government programs. Maybe stick with minarchism but then probably not. I'm not asking society to turn ancap immediately. Just get rid of welfare and then the rest falls to pieces.

It's a silly term for monarchism
End of story

Anarcho capitalism can't work. You need to support minarchism. A limited constitutionally restrained government to enforce rights, settle disputes, and provide for mutual defense.

>fuck you got mine, bad things only happen to other people

The world is already anarcho-capitalist, like all capitalist structures there is a trend towards monopoly.

Anarcho-capitalism isn't for the goy

I hate other people and I don't want their help and I'm not going to allow people to steal my money.

Also >what are friends

If you're not valuable to the world, you don't deserve to be helped.

t. probably unironically socialist