#1 Chad BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Check it.

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>5'9''

BTFO at birth

>tfw 5'9''

wow poker player? so im sure he would nail faking an interview on the head

Google tells me he's 1,74 m, which is 5,7 ft.

:thinking:

Is that short? Seems average to me...

he is not 5' 9".

Good job everybody

5,7ft =/= 5'7''

>buying prostitutes
>Chad

Just as bad as frats sharing the same sorority girls thinking they're chads

Born on Pearl Harbor Day.

When his father saw him for the first time, he went out and got bombed, too.

0,7 feet = 8.4 inches

so he is 5`8.4"

Hello newfriend. Did hear you about us on NPR today?

>so he is 5`8.4"

Only when he's wearing his lifts.

Well no wonder he's gay a Stacy would dry up like the Sahara when he stands next to her

>fake teeth
>fake beard
>steroid user
Fake "Alpha"

I don't think anyone noticed "homosexual American"

>>fake beard
??

>>>fake beard
>??

Sup Forums is so hung up on this macro it's hilarious

You can be a chad and still be gay.

you guys are cool. i want be cool. pls halp

It's fun to shut down the "try hard and it doesn't matter" argument

minoxidil or transplants. Have you seen him without beard? He has shit tier face genetics

>He has shit tier face genetics
Stereotypical proto-dwarfism bone structure.

Step 1: stop posting
Step 2: lurk for two years

Fucking manlets.

>manlet detected

all you need to know about conspiracies is that it was the Jews

i'm gonna be so cool after spending two years on a website. you just wait

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hf

>He's 5'10

Goddamn how tall are these broads

average male height is 5'10" so there must be some joke i'm not getting. sorry

calling someone names when your a pony fag
>WEW

>average male height is 5'10" so there must be some joke i'm not getting. sorry

You must be at least 5'11' to understand this joke.

>height 5'9''

He's not homosexual I think

'homosexual American poker player'

He's kinda cute. Shame about his height though. If he were a little shorter he could be a spinner. Right now he's just caught in the purgatory of middle-class manlet status.

>two inches

two inches

>manlet hanging out with prostitutes he bought with daddy's money
>Chad

I smell the reddit cancer on you. sorry you'll never be cool

i believe nerds are the future so i'm trying to infiltrate

can u blame me

u feeling ok?

Buying women is the most alpha thing a man can do.

lurk more faggot it's the only way

I'd rather buy you, emu

He's a pro poker player.
The other guy was a high roller pro poker player.
Both locals.
I wonder if they ever sat at the same table

Oh boy, it's another

>look what women think of me! Mommy says I'm such a big boy!

thread.

Great, this nigger lives in my city... Now I have to kill him.

oh boy its another redditor not shutting the fuck up

Kek
And in the end they still blow him off, fuck off dude

t. butthurt lanklet

Sorry I'm not assuaging your masculinity crisis, faggot. And I'm so so sorry you base your manhood on a number and the opinions of women.

What are people upset about now?

tall gamers will save the white race

i'm not ok

Keep dreaming kai-uwe. Manlets like yourself will get the rope.

how do i grow 1 inch? i dont want b called manlet