The first story is particularly depressing. People too stupid to understand their home loan or things like compounding interest. These stupid fucks are also allowed to vote. Fuck democracy and fuck this country.
Daniel Nguyen
gook
Nathan Campbell
zipper head
Tyler Gutierrez
are you really that surprised by it. I know a lot of fucking retards
Henry Edwards
im gonna nuke your country you niggers
Isaiah Martinez
cool hit Melbourne 1st
Dominic Gray
UNLEASH THE EMUS.
Jackson James
I don't really talk to that many people anymore and I keep my views largely to myself. This country has always about the Dunning Kruger effect but how the fuck could you be so dumb you don't understand the mortgage you just signed up to for the next 30 years.
Jose Anderson
most of the dumb cunt's I met are at work, i try not to talk to them much but I can't just be a recluse
so he adds snapchat filters to images what a fucking genius
Jason Hill
Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of Sup Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place
Jaxson Mitchell
Shut up cunt.
Isaac Hernandez
It is his memetic concepts, not the complexity of his execution, which put him in the absolute top tier of meme artists. In some ways the simplicity of his memes makes them even better.
Thomas Anderson
hello i am australian and depressed. comfort me immediately or i shall harm myself to the point of death
vegemite is real food anyway fagchops fuck you
Daniel Collins
don't you have some mass to shoot you fat cunt
John Hill
Americans telling people what is real food. Lol.
Carson Clark
Yeah im bad, i got a 250k loan and didn't read the contract
Also fucked up today by being lazy i bought sugar free jim bean cans
What the fuck am i going to do sissy drink add teaspoons of sugar
Jonathan Walker
Check em
Cooper Gray
a burger a day keeps thinness away
Isaiah Kelly
well you already bought them so just drink em, have fun paying off your loan
Samuel King
Keep the cans for the deposit of your new home when you get foreclosed on.
William Roberts
What's going to happen this beloved fuckhole Australia? Our government is truly horrendous, hope labor get in a do some radical shit that should of being done ages ago
Asher Wilson
I really wish Labor didn't get infected with all the stupid SJW bullshit
David Taylor
Like commit mass suicide.
Ryan Wright
Can I leech from you?
Jaxon Cox
It tastes like shit, now im going to order to have to order a pizza and get those cunts to pick up some grog for me
Jokes on the bank i have an exit plan when i hit 50
Carson Jones
Bound to happen. A lot of the political leadership are former student politicians that have been steeped in Marxism through the uni system. They don't really believe it, just see it as a way of getting power.
Leo Scott
Leech in what way?
Anthony Sanchez
>national facial recognition system i give it 6 hours tops before someone starts selling access to it to pedos, rapists and stalkers
Brody Collins
Yeah it really does suck and it does them no favours either, fkn idiots. But we need Labor to get in as they actually enact policies that change shit and shit needs changing on an economic level
William Wood
Loads of cunts also lied on their mortgage applications about how much money they earn, next GFC or even a rise in interest rates is going to BTFO all these greedy dumb cunts.
Kayden Foster
You matter.
Levi Nelson
Live there rent free.
Ethan Rogers
2 hours before it is used to catch out Centrelink recipients.
Christopher White
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Lucas Cruz
I hate Shorten, I really don't know who I will vote for next election. All I know is in the senate both LNP and Labor will be put last
Owen Jackson
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE
Ethan Bell
they did this before they applied for their loans
Jayden Bennett
The problem is everyone's super is tied up with it. We'll see the wealth of a generation wiped out. I'm sure the Jews and the Chinese will be there to buy everything up for pennies. We will be a beggar nation and that is what we deserve.
Brody Wilson
going to have to wear a pair of these every time I got outside
Jonathan Adams
1 hour before some bloke gets held without charge because the system identified him as osama bin laden
Owen Gonzalez
I can't pretend any up and coming inexperienced retard would do a better job than the major parties. Would love to see more independents fuck shit upp
Elijah Peterson
Better make it a burka, novelty glasses will be banned.
Sebastian Torres
I made sure that I have other investments outside of super. do not put extra into your super put that money into something else
Cameron Cooper
in the house of reps I will just vote for one of the majors but we must ham string them with the meme parties in the senate so they can't just pass a heap of shit
Brayden Johnson
We could intercept the bus for the special olympics and send it to parliament house to form a government and no one would notice.
Tyler Scott
If you are female we can make some arrangements
Otherwise if you help with keeping the house tidy mowing the lawn etc and dont fuck with my internet downloading torrents I have a spare room
Angel Peterson
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Colton Bell
vote one of the smaller parties, the other cunts had their chance
Jacob Sanchez
Shits me so bad that they're even been so successful. Bane of my life.
Literally deserves baseball bats to the head but instead you gotta hang there like a pussy because almost everyone is a stupid dumb cunt and goes along with it.
Brayden Ortiz
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Jack Wright
I don't think I have a future in this country.
Ethan Bell
>Jokes on the bank i have an exit plan when i hit 50
does it involve a casino hotel room and a small arsenal?
Gabriel Harris
nobody does welcome to hell
Julian Stewart
> Unaware they have interest only loans
Bankerfag here boys. That's fucking BS. There are some dumbfuck customers out there but there is no way you can sign up for an interest only loan and not be aware of it.
Joshua Robinson
you can be a dumb fuck that doesn't listen to what the bankerjew tells them and doesn't read the contract before signing it
Thomas Wright
>you can be a dumb fuck that doesn't listen to what the bankerjew tells them and doesn't read the contract before signing it
Isn't that their problem?
Aaron Perry
Checked, no i'd be lucky to still have a job at that point i wouldnt be able to afford that many weapons
Ryan Carter
I don't think anyone in the thread blamed banks for doing it, they just said that people are stupid and sign up for stuff they don't understand
Austin Long
>no i'd be lucky to still have a job at that point i wouldnt be able to afford that many weapons
get another loan. duh it's like you're not even trying.
Cooper Campbell
Agreed that no one blamed banks. Just trying to give some insight as a bankerjew
Noah Watson
Without a job i wont get easily another loan We arent america who give out loans to people who cannot afford them then sell the debts to debt collectors
Matthew Clark
what will the banks do if people can't repay their loans if interest rates go up? say worse case scenario is the Chinese stop buying and the market takes a dive and the banks can't sell the homes for what the original loan was?
Eli Allen
Banks take the houses and sell them for what ever they can get.
Hunter Torres
They will keep them on their books at whatever value they want and rent them out. That's what they did in the states. That way they don't take losses.
Xavier Williams
yeah but isn't it bad business if the people declare bankruptcy and then you sell the house for $300,000 instead of what the loan was
Thomas Campbell
yeah that makes sense then wait till the market picks up again
Colton Powell
Yes, but the banks still make money out of it, even though they take a loss it's still a win for them.
Brody Cooper
>even more big brother nanny state shit Oh boy can't wait for even more of our privacy and rights to be eroded to "combat terrorism" that they themselves imported. Fuck I hate this country sometimes.
Isaiah Myers
Crkies Dingos ate my babie crocodile Dundee
Josiah Baker
they are going to take your guns
Josiah Nelson
It's not just that, the mortgages effectively make up Tier 1 capital. If they take losses they are insolvent (they are at all times anyway) and the whole system comes down because most of the Tier 1 capital is investments in other banks.
Kayden Morris
Oh yeah? What state do you live in?
Oliver Allen
NSW SW W
Ryan Wilson
Looks like SSM is going to go through. The lefty scum are crowing about having 65% in favour. I hope everyone who voted yes has their kids taken off them to be raped by gay foster parents.
Noah Bell
at this point I don't care anymore, if it gets passed by LNP it's just another reason to vote labor next election since that's the reason I don't want to vote fore labor
Cameron Perry
We've got far more important issues than faggots right now.
Angel Nelson
Its a fucking survey
I think it will win but not by that much, i will laugh hard if the YES vote gets BTFO by the Christians Muslims and silient voters
Anthony Miller
Why would you vote Labor? Those cunts have sold us out just as much as the Libs. Its almost as if the two parties are the same and controlled by the same forces from above.
Jace Smith
Do not give Labor, Liberals or Greens your preferences at elections. Help make Australia right again.
like you said they are two sides of the same coin but no other party will get a majority in the lower house. If SSM passes I will vote Labor in the house of reps and some meme party in the senate to try and keep them from having too much power
David Phillips
I just hope the process has woken a few people up to how nasty the left are and that they want to destroy western civilization.
Cooper Reed
pretty sure it has, know a few people who really got the shits with the sms bullshit
Nolan Phillips
Just pay the $20 freedom tax and tell them all to get fucked. I think I will vote with my passport if I can find somewhere to go.
Juan Foster
This. Vote below the line to make sure they're of the last few votes depending on what other terrible parties there are.
Charles Cox
The down side is that there is not likely to be more democracy in the future because many of the people gave the wrong answer.
I live in the ACT. The election is always a foregone conclusion split between Labor and Liberal. I voted for the Very Fast Train party in the lower house because it was the most contemptible meme party available that had no chance of winning.
William Roberts
Whats the deal with this sms bullshit
I know little about it, and what i do know sounds like a breach of privacy
Is that the group that want to build a fast rail link from Melbourne to Sydney and then build some hub cities along it to try and get people from just mass piling into the major cities?
Lucas Wright
SPOOK THE GOOK
John Johnson
they claimed they used a random number generator but I'm pretty sure it was some guy that worked for the government gave them a list of emergency bushfire numbers
