>be american
>get fat
>get shot
>go broke trying to pay medical bills
Be american
Nicholas Scott
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Ian Carter
>Be Costa Rican
>Get assfucked by monkeys to death in the rainforest
>No one cares
Christopher Sanchez
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Mason Ortiz
no need to be so pooper peeved burger, he is only stating facts
Kayden Sullivan
>be costa rican
>have hands and feet chopped off by narcos
Brody Green
You must've missed the part where almost all the girls at that country concert were hot
Samuel Taylor
>be costa rican
Brandon Wright
>be UK
>go to prison for 15 years of looking at nazi hate crime memes
Connor Kelly
gayyyyy
Alexander Parker
>Be dutch
>Think burgers care what europoors think
>Get assfucked to death by monkeys
>No one cares
Colton Hughes
Live in a brown skin country, get raped, machete'd, forcibly married, dirty mud water, snakes, and then ask a white country for help.
Parker Sanchez
It's only gay if you've seen original sauce.
Ayden Fisher
sage and kys
Blake Powell
Once you mentioned you were fat, I stopped reading and caring.
John Torres
Kek
Gavin Baker
>be american
>drink corn syrup coca cola for breakfast alongside some gmo cornflakes in hormone-infused, puss filled milk from the udder of an infected, sick cow
>load ccw pistol with magazine, forget to put safety on, accidentally shoot tv
>have american lard arse rage that can't watch MSNBC anymore to hear about how evil drumpf is
>eat some bacon from a pig that was raised on toxic gmo corn because still hungry
>eat it raw because can't be bothered cooking it, too hungry
>walk to walmart to buy a gun
>shart self
>don't notice
>mexican immigrant cleaner cleans up your shart
>yell at her bout "DRUMPFS WALL"
>mexican cleaner passes out from putrid smell
>shart on her for good measure
>get shot
>survive
>go to medical emergency room
>get charged 100,000 to get bullet removed
>don't have to money
>get a loan from the bank at 21% interest
>pay medical bills
>no money
>bankrupt
>go to vegas to try and win it back
>get shot
Jeremiah Garcia
>be american
>get a constitution
australia needs a civil war tbqh, we've fought everything from gooks to emus to wogs, but we've never fought each other over our rights.
and we've been losing them for the past 40 yeaes
Leo Wilson
you care enough to reply
Jason Johnson
Sauce blz
Hudson Barnes
>all thi ass devastation
Glorious
Jonathan Cooper
Don't blow your load all in one place.
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Hudson Reyes
>Still think burgers give a fuck
>Get assfucked to death by monkeys
>Still no one cares