Why did they fail? Without blaming it on edginess. Give a reasonable explanation why they fail on their first quest

Why did they fail? Without blaming it on edginess. Give a reasonable explanation why they fail on their first quest.

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Women vs monster dicks in a dark fantasy.

They were inexperienced as fuck.
>let's go into a cave that we know is full of goblins!

they were in a bad seinen and they thought they were in a bad shonen

Rolled 1s in their Spot check.

Should have included a rogue

whattafuck is this

>what is reverse search
REEEEDDIIIIIIIIT

>whattafuck is this
Dark Souls

women are weak to rape scenarios

see also "hand gripping shoulder/wrist" or "blackmail"

Why DIDN'T they fail? It was a group of first time adventurers, they put their group together THAT day, they didn't make any plans, didn't do any training together, the magic users and monk only had school training, the swordsman didn't even have that and literally didn't know how to use his sword, they didn't have the right equipment, they were fighting the goblins on their turf, etc.

Hell the manga flat out explained why they failed. Since they didn't bring the right lighting, they passed up a tunnel in the dark, and they got flanked. There are multiple reasonable reasons why they failed. The author uses a lot of D&D jokes, so I'll use an analogy.

These kids thought they were on the first level of a videogame, but instead they were on a first adventure of a Pen and Paper RPG, with a very grumpy DM.

Because the fighter and the monk ran off like retards instead of staying in formation. The monk is cute though so I hope she ends up recovering. I don't think we'll see much of her again though.

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they are not blessed by sigmar, nor were they sons of sigmar. But really why kind of sick man sends kids to fight such intelligent monsters? is not like this is mmorpg where characters have overwhelm advantage against low level monster and even if the monsters proves too strong for them they'll just complain to the developer and have the monster nerfed.

Taking a level 10 quest at level 1

Seconding the guy asking what is this. I am on mobile i cant reverse search

Dark souls the manga

See the 3 blue dots in a vertical row next to "Anonymous"?
CLICK IT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEE

Somehow i found it. Is there a way to read it for free?

Thanks senpai just 30 seconds too late appreciate anyway.

>Is there a way to read it for free?
Go to any of the manga websites

The receptionist was against letting them go.

>Every medieval setting with death and failure is dark souls.

This is an important life lesson.

There's a fucking reason why you start your adventuring career by killing rats in the store house. Because if you try to skip the newbie quests and go right to the hard quests, shit like this happens and you get killed and/or gang raped by goblins.

>go to any of the way too many manga website
>type manga name into the search bar
>???
>profit!

Because they didn't check their corners.

Knowing look of receptionist
Welp there goes more goblin cum dumps

That's just what happens when you try to take on a quest with a red !

There's a double-spread that highlights a few things (plus goblin rape), but overall:
>Team full of newbies
>Didn't wait for Goblin Slayer-kun to give them a tutorial run
>Went in without any consumables/buffs because of Jewry
>Plan amounted to "If goblin, then player attack"
>Ignored a party mate's spot check and calls for caution/planning
>Party leader's fighting style prevented monk from fighting
>Party leader ignored environmental hazards
>Monk decided to fight instead of run
>Healer only had beginner heal spell

They were a killer GM's wet dream of dysfunction and stupidity.

I'll bet she gets a kickback from the goblins for every cute, low level girl she sends their way.

HA! dose humie sent gits to fight da great waaargh? at least weeb got sumthing ter kills

>She wanted them to wait in case more low level girls turned up

drawing a comic that applies the setting of a fantasy videogame except with real life consequences
truly the fountain of inspiration

Starting to read this and with that knowing look of that receptionist, you know it's not gonna end well.

When did Yen Press license the series anyway?

Early-mid June they announced it. Series barely started releasing LNs and manga adaptation this year.

>NORMIES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You should follow your own advice.

in a subtle way.....the male adventurer was a typical anime male mc hot head dumbass anyway, so is not like he is willing to heed the warning.

>The receptionist is actually a goblin in disguise.

For schock value and have more impact introducing the gobling slayer knight.

He really was. I guess they really do deserve that.

>Why did they fail? Without blaming it on edginess. Give a reasonable explanation why they fail on their first quest

well

1) rookie adventurers (in any real dnd campaign it's RARE the original party makes it through first battle intact unless you have a really pussy DM)
2) Women vs the D - women never win against rape monsters or the dick. The only thing worse would have been orcs/pigmen or tentacles.
3) happy go lucky party in a grimdark "edge" fantasy world is always slaughtered, and usually in a very ugly way.
4) none of them are the MC in a wish fulfillment harem manga/ln, meaning none of them are allowed to be badass, only wet cunts bickering over who gets the D
5) healslut was a terrible healslut, easily worse lvl.1 healslut in history of healsluts.

>(cont)
6) mage didn't have an AOE attack like prismatic spray or flame hands.

Would it have been different if the monk had attack first? she was the only one that had any prior knowledge on how to fight

>Game master having a goblin use sunder on a first level player character.

Man, fuck that shit, I'd be pissed.

Damn, they were pretty quick about it.

Apparently, the monk does survive but is mind broken or some shit. Which honestly, death would probably be a better preferred option.

I hope at least one got pregnant with goblin dick

>Why did they fail? Without blaming it on edginess. Give a reasonable explanation why they fail on their first quest.


they should optimized better the characters but they probably choose to lose time as useless things like background

The difference of not having a proper tank, ladies and gentlemen

should have worn armor

>There's a fucking reason why you start your adventuring career by killing rats in the store house
Fuck all these newbie adventurers who want to start off some local hero. You will be killing rats and collecting multicolored moss until I feel like you're capable of not dying to low level mobs.

Why the hell were porcelain newbies even allowed to choose their own mission? If the guild just hands out contracts they should be given low level stuff and choosing your mission is reserved for higher ranks.

I just wish this was a doujin and they actually showed the mage bitch getting raped in detail.

>rat
that's even worse mate

Not to mention the gross lack of equipment planning. Unless you're a witcher or something I don't see how taking a longsword to a narrow cave could work

Well, they had one.

He was just fuck retarded and got everyone killed.

What was he Thinking on this moment

>no shield
>flimsy armor
>longsword
yeah, proper tank right there

>What was he Thinking on this moment
I fucked up?

A tank, but a retarded one. With no training and only the stories of more experienced adventurers behind his back.

Fucking collision detection.

See? She warned them.

The fabled Third chapter?

>stripped and raped
>immediately got a boner

why is my dick so degenerate man. I know rape is bad and all but damn bruh.

Because the mangaka wanted the start to be edgy

No, that is the second chapter.

This manga reminds me of my MMO days playing a healer.

>Get low on mana
>tell team to hold up and let me get my mana back so I can heal
>Tank ignores me and runs off ahead. Everyone follows him
>He starts fighting. I still have no mana but try to run up to him anyway
>Mage starts casting AoE's and grabs aggro
>still have no mana and can't heal anyone
>Finally get enough mana to cast a heal
>Start casting it on mage but she dies before my spell goes off
>Try to heal the fighter but he takes 3 crits and dies
>rest of group ends up dying
>they all call me trash and kick me

I'm fucking glad those assholes all died, especially the fucking tank.

>See? She warned them.
I still think that's a non-warning. All she says is that someone else will come along and doesn't address the Warrior's statements.

>Basic gear doesn't include chainmail for most occupations
This world is stupid.

>Basic gear doesn't include chainmail for most occupations
these are beginner adventurers with no money though

>trying to play dark souls like kingdom hearts
of course they died.

they thought they were questing entry level goblins

they made a mistake

>no ranged attacks
>no rogue/ranger for spot checks
>fighter used a long sword in a close space like he was in a wide area
>fighter has no shield
Shit was recipe for disaster

>like kingdom hearts
in proud and critical mode heartless will fuck your shit up late game 2 hits max in 1 final mix anyway

no escape plan and no plan in general

You act you never made a SL1 run.

>stabbed most sexy girl in party
Goblins are retarded

where are those days where google image search was reliable.
Those days when we ask for sauce we get samefagging idiots.
Sup Forums has gone to hell

>Mage and Priest came from learning institutions
>Monk had a trainer but gets an excuse because chainmail might be combersome to her fighting style
>Fighter was also trained by warriors

None of them started off with nothing, they all had trainers. Their trainers didn't give them basic, cheap (priest got it from a single job) equipment.

Bitch was asking for it dressed like a slut.

>No one was scouting ahead
>Mage wasn't sheeping/sleeping or using crowd control
>Tank charged off without the healer, so healer couldn't begin the fight spamming pre-heals
>Tank couldn't hold aggro
>Monk wouldn't helping to off tank
>Mage decided to fight in melee
>Healer decided to prioritize healing the DPS instead of focusing on the tank

Jesus fucking christ, this party didn't do a single damn thing the right way.

>tfw party should have started killing rats as first quest
Shit I hate rats/bugs killing quest, but it's the easy money for low levels

>Fighter was also trained by warriors
all he had was stories about glory from retired veterans
>Mage and Priest came from learning institutions
mage got the staff and priest came from a convent and its members most likely doesn't engage in combat and are support

But this retarded goblin stabbed her because she punched him. It's not like she can escape from them. Resistance is good. But this one beta ruined fun for others goblins.

Goblins are okay with necrophilia. They can have sex and eat at the same time.

Monk can't help fighter since he dove into the mob and swing his sword wildly.

They can still rape her.

Hell they can bring her in the cave, heal her and then rape her some more.

they were raping her anyway

That goblin was a lolicon and not interested in a whore with chest tumors.

>stories about glory from retired veterans
I thought he also was trained at some point. Otherwise he was lying about killing goblins and was probably some rando off the street who was cosplaying.

>are support
Being support doesn't mean not taking care of yourself.

Lucky goblins.

Only one.

How lucky was the priestess.

>midgets
>da GREAT waaargh
Someone 'otta call 'em boys to teach ya grots some propa manners.

Plot armor/10

Not even the tip/10

>I thought he also was trained at some point
never shown all we know of his backstory was that he was enamored with idea of being an adventurer.
>Being support doesn't mean not taking care of yourself.
their fault not the institutions that schooled them its like faulting a college for not helping you find a job when you graduate

OI YOU GROTS DATS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!

Are you people actually paying yenpress for this?

>their fault not the institutions that schooled them its like faulting a college for not helping you find a job when you graduate
Actually it's more like a trade school not teaching you to wear hard hats on the job.

This is grimgar right? Sorry haven't been in Sup Forums in a while.

I think he killed goblins since he underestimated them. Most likely lone ones or killed them in open area where swinging his sword wildly worked.

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rolled a 20/10