Australia

Australia is the perfect place to live, prove me wrong.

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>prove me wrong
You're wrong

>nice digits

This became our PM
>also
Melbourne and Sydney exist

ein Kontinent voller Idioten , unfähig eine Industrie aufzubauen . Spaßfakt : Australien ist eine deutsche Technokratie ( und nein : die örtlichen anglo -Freimaurer können ohne deutsche Ingenieure den Kontinent nicht verwalten ) .

>Air gun license

It's not perfect, but it is the best place to live. And I find that quite sad for the human race. It's only when you realise how awful most people's lives are, spiritually as well as economically, that you appreciate how good you have it.

australia has slower internet than pakistan

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>TV licence
>Bin that spoon

Your bantz are good

Fuck off we're full.

You guys put fucking beetroot in burgers

>learn how to /thread

i want to kill myself constantly so it cant be too good

As soon as we stop the shitskins and gooks from invading we will be fine.

>be american
>get shot
>still be afraid of non-venomous spiders

i live in Australia and everyday is miserable guess i cant blame the country for that

u r wrong

sorry here is my flag

t. giant spider

>in straylia they offer their cats as sacrifice to their spider overlords

Been there. It's not perfect., but close to it.

We like you Japan. We even considered Changi to be bantz.

fuck im so miserable living in Australia

I have only lived in Australia. BUT, this place has some awful aspects. Firstly, like America, and most of the west, a totally polarised community where the absolutely best statement a politician recently made was "Its the most successful multicultural society". Which is a nice way of saying that multicultural societies do not work but at least we arent killing each other here yet. (Give it time) I believe the only reason for that, is that Aussies are so laid back that you have to really do something unforgivable to rile us. Sorry but Oz is a typical western nanny state, and political correctness is rampant. Probably the worst aspect of that is that we are so behind here (about 5-10 years) that other nations have ditched certain ideas as having been total failures, and they are now just entering Oz as the latest SJW ideas. And for those who havent experienced true heat, Oz is breathtaking. Awful humidity.

Sydney and Melbourne populated by left wing hecs debt art students with rings in their noses who don't understand economics and think boomers are the cause of the worlds problems and think that baristas and lawyers contribute to economic growth. They don't realise that allowing 300k immigrants into the country to prop up GDP does not make good economic sense but don't care because they don't pay enough tax for it to bother them.

The rest of the country is populated by hard working but mostly uneducated white people who's overt racism prevents any proper discussion about immigration because it turns into a racist rant.
I wish I could afford a few hundred acres on the central coast and never speak to another human again.

> no

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I am sorry you live in Australia.

Isnt that the camo pattern the US marines used in the pacific?

yes austria is the best place to live

how much approx would that acreage be?

100 acres would be nice near the coast near coffs. Why?

Australia, not AUSTRIA haha xD

We have super cucked laws tho

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Not even close

you're wrong. full. fuck off

to be this retarded to actually believe this is even remotely true... gut gemacht. viel spass in Deutschland, Penner ficker.

with permits we can have assault weapons. you can't.

chinkstralia is a desolate shithole located in the ass end of nowhere
being another anglocuck endeavour it is also chock-full of the most utmost disgusting minorities, who by now are well versed in their "I'm austrayan m8" roleplaying
so if something like a swartyh pakistani streetshit, or a chinkstralian insect greeting AS IF they're western, might trigger you, don't go to ransheetINAstreetalia, it really is a fucking shithole

how well does vegemite work as lube anyways?

No, its horrible living here.

We are also full.

no shot. but 100 acres near fucken coffs would be a million dollars? Bellingen a little less. Come out to where I am... 1000 acres for 300k :)

>I drive past that every day
Mate. Sup Forums hook up when

h...he is wrong, right?!

Your magpies can gouge peoples eyes out.

Austria plz.. no bully.

LOL I live nowhere near Gosford, can't remember where I grabbed that image from. It was recent though.

US is better.

Australia is not perfect...only when we Have a Australian National Socialist party in power will it be complete!

I just wanted to talk to some one about politics with out getting the fluride stare

well at least he did up his pouches

Its nanny state as fuck with a backwards government

I don't mean a NAZI larping party wither.
AusNAtSoc

Yeah I remember going to Australia once, met a few in nz but they are just wild out there, stopped to get gas and these abo kids were asking if they could "bum some fuel" they were using cups instead of a Jerry can and I couldn't see a car nearby so I guess there parents sent them? Weird but then I was in a hungry Jack's which I guess is just a burger king and the chick behind the counter said I had a thick accent and couldn't understand me but she was Asian which made sense. Australia is too hot, great for niggers I guess but not for people who live in the cold.

Australia First National Socialist party

>vidya gaems getting banned in australia

No thanks, famalamadingdong

I saw an abo hobo taking a shit in the yarra river at southbank melbourne. Looked like a regular occurrence because no one looked shocked or disgusted.

Good luck with that on here.

yea. same as NZ. The conservative US states are way better than down here.

If it is the perfect place to live, why do you and all the people like you keep advertising our country? We have escaped a lot of the PC bullshit, immigration, etc, by being out of the public spotlight and thousands of miles away from the next major land mass. I want this country left the hell out of US politics and the media spotlight.

Seriously? Another one of these threads in a short timespan? Australia sure is a fine place to live, if you`re a Muslim toddler killer: abc.net.au/news/2017-08-18/woman-found-not-guilty-murdering-toddler-scone/8820114

And SAGE.

its too late bro. East coast Aus and NZ north island are lost causes.

How's the lack of freedom of speech treating you?

Also, spoidas.

Jesus Christ, you live in chch? so many homeless now, the other week saw a homeless dude smoking with shit running down his leg with a pile of shit next to him it was fucking disgusting was also asking for money which was the weirdest part.

>Shit internet
>Hot as fuck
>The entire country looks the same, no ecological variety or interesting national parks
>Zero cultural relevance
>Zero global political relevance
>Encroaching Chinese influence in society with little resistance by lawmakers
>Fucked housing market
>Five years behind the rest of the world, takes ages for programs like Netflix, Uber, Amazon, etc. to arrive.
>Expensive as fuck to travel anywhere other than Indonesia or New Zealand
>High cost of living, alcohol, clothing, and electronics are particularly fucked
>Very little variety for consumers compared to the rest of the world
>high rates of cancer because the entire country lives under the hottest part of gods tanning bed
>Overall just a very boring place to live

Healthcare, beaches and standard of living make up for it though. Overall Australia is like the worlds tutorial level. Living here is simple, easy, and quite nice, but nothing ever interesting happens.

An hero you millenial piece of shit.

This

>Healthcare, beaches and standard of living make up for it though. Overall Australia is like the worlds tutorial level. Living here is simple, easy, and quite nice, but nothing ever interesting happens.
I can adapt to having no freedom and being treated like a third class citizen for being white. Still not worth hearing the annoying accent 24/7 though.

Lost a war Vs emus

No guns

Yeah. Its great mate!

don't need them here m8 unless you live in sudanese wonderland suburb in melbourne

only vegetable i enjoy eating

>need
So what is legal is solely determined by necessity? Then no wonder Australia`s no fun - fun is non-essential.

No, it's not. And fuck plovers too.

I'll give you guys a point for 1 dollar frozen cokes though

NEVER blame Australia for this shirt lifting poofter running the Anglican church in Gosford.

The sign is locked up tight so no one can change it and it is next to the police station.
If it wasn't, his extra "habits" would be exposed on that sign for everyone to see. He is not averse to attending the local "areas" for a bit of back door action, if you know what I mean.

Here's hoping someone with a camera will get a happy snap sooner or later.

You can pick them up and pet them. They are lovely creatures. Better than any flyspray you will ever purchase.

>Australia

As we say in Australia:

"You can beat an egg but you can't beat a root."

>Anti-christian secular culture revolving around mindless popular culture, sports and hedonism

>Suicidal mutliculturalism which will turn Australia into a Chinese territory in five decades

>Fabian socialist nanny state that doesn't let you own weapons for basic self-defence

>Almost impossible to find a good job even with advanced graduate degrees from top universities

>Draconian hate-speech laws which will fine you and destroy your career and reputation for pointing out that Islamic terrorists like to behead people

>Broken parliamentary democracy of two indistinguishable major parties owned and controlled by the Jews

>Normie population brainwashed with late stage Liberalism thanks to a crooked education system and public broadcasters run by socialists

This country is shit.

How bad are Sydney and Melbourne? Perth lad here

This is legitimately one of the most hysterical things I’ve ever read

>two indistinguishable major parties
>I know literally nothing about economics, nor have I read any party policy in my life

Meh. I know a guy who hunts Orb Weavers with a .308.

FFS
All you cunts living in Australia and whining, have a look at whites living in South Africa.

Now shut the fuck up and be glad you are not living there you ingrate cunts.

No guns lots of chinks

My Indian professor has a home there and loves it. Do you have lots of poos?

if we had guns maybe

Handgun license.

So the poofter is aware of Somali immigrants?

imagine moderately heated wax

>So the poofter is aware of Somali immigrants?

The cunt probably wants them to fuck him.

Jews fucked up SA (look at who really ran the ANC & Communist party). Then they all moved to Australia. St Ives in Sydney is infested with them.
So expect the same shit to happen here.

[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

>Australia is the perfect place to live
Until 1996, yeah.

>tfw can't smash tins while cleaning the SLR
>tfw my parents could have (and probably did in army reserves)

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The worst thing about Australia (like Britain) are it's people.

But other than that, where else on a planet, can a low skilled bum get who works and Wendy's get $25/hr?

Well they are thick as two bricks. Definitely a darkness that covers the earth.
I guess thats the religious version of a Craigs List advert, asking to be blacked.

Get a load of this guy not fucking loving the footy and the cricket. Get the fuck out.