Brit/pol/ - Morrissey and The Smiths Edition

Brit/pol/ - Morrissey and The Smiths Edition

>Heckler (Lee Nelson) hands Theresa May a P45 as she chokes to death
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/boris-wanted-give-stage-invader-hands-may-p45-form/

>Boris puts his foot in it with Libyan 'dead bodies'
unv.is/independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-sack-dead-bodies-sirte-libya-anna-soubry-sarah-wollaston-theresa-may-speech-tory-a7982031.html

>Rudd "does not need to" understand encryption
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-home-secretary-accuses-tech-11284903
>"I don't need to understand how encryption works to understand how it's helping - end-to-end encryption - the criminals"

>Royal Mail to strike over pay and pensions
unv.is/labourlist.org/2017/10/royal-mail-staff-to-strike-over-pay-and-pensions-after-massive-union-vote/

>Facebuck pays only £2.5m in corp tax after deductibles
unv.is/theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/04/facebook-uk-corporation-tax-profit

>Britain the biggest diplomatic loser in Yemen crisis
unvis.it/middleeastmonitor.com/20171002-what-next-for-britain-in-yemen/

>Unmarried men will go looking for ‘the alternative on the internet’ if they don’t tie the knot, says IDS
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/marriage-iain-duncan-smith_uk_59d3b8f9e4b04b9f92054af5

>Fox promises to copy & paste over 40 trade deals by the end of Brexit
unvis.it/uk.businessinsider.com/liam-fox-promises-to-sign-40-free-trade-deals-the-second-after-brexit-2017-10

>Brexit is being betrayed by a 'platoon of jokers' : Galloway
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/uk/862168/Brexit-News-European-Union-Referendum-Theresa-May-Juncker-Barnier-UK-EU

>Tories To Axe All Party University Groups Because Of ‘Risky Politics’
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-university-conservative-young_uk_59d2968de4b0f96298893b80

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First for weak and wobbly

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has may got aids?

what did May mean by this?

>the absolute STATE of Shariah May

Has anyone ever JUSTed themselves in such a short period of time?

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At least Dave got to be PM for a full term and actually won an electoral majority. Shariah May blew one of the largest polling leads in decades with her bumbling autism.

>Phone call
>Answer it with a mild "Hello?"
>Guy from TGI Fridays asking if I'm "user"
>Suspect he'll ask about the CV I sent in
>"Yes, I'm user"
>Guy says I don't sound too good
>"I'm alright"
>Friday's man basically says that if I can't be bothered then there's no point continuing
>Have a brain fart, try to figure out what's happening here
>Friday's man starts subtly telling me off and implying i'm wasting his time
>So far I've only said "Hello" and "I'm alright."
>I end the call before he gets to finish his sentence.

I genuinely wanted that job. I don't understand what just happened, it was so bizarre and happened so quickly.
Is my voice too deep?

Dave will go down in history as the Most JUST'd PM, Sharia may still has time to go down only as a shit one

Prolly assumed you are sick and wanted to ask if he should call back later and maybe you paused a few seconds before answering which pisses people off, i worked in a resturant before, managers can literally be doing fries with one hand, firing someone with paper in another hand and having the phone in their shoulder blade

>i worked in a resturant before, managers can literally be doing fries with one hand, firing someone with paper in another hand and having the phone in their shoulder blade

Same here, restaurant's aren't foreign to me. The guy just sounded mad. I don't know what to do desu. Maybe it's a sign

every manager i've had is a cunt who are naturally very pissed off just like you described.

Probably shouldent of ended the call, or worked at a fucking tgi fridays, go to ALDI or lidls they pay mad

Long live the Mozz.
Eff Johnny Marr.

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Gooder thread.

who is this old lad

Mosley a few years before death

Top kek,
I'll probably just stop looking for ((those)) kind of "jobs". 0 hour contracts need to be purged desu

My uncles shitlib stepdaughter likes The Smiths.

The Smiths are known for being one of the go-to bands to signal with for scum of the earth hipster types, right? Which is funny given morriseys right leaning opinions.

youtube.com/watch?v=QB1YlIHo-GU

New woes.

Think he sang Agadoo

morrissey looks a little like me tbqh

Mozz doesn't like Muslims because they aren't lefties
At least he is logically conssitant unlike most lefties

They're fine if you're not in education/under 18

>Ladbrokes
>Lad brokes
>making lads broke

Begin purchasing firearms

*M.A.R.S Rifles

I like that the PM is autistic and no shows important debates. When I see her spaghetti it gives me an erection.

I like to imagine tricking the mentally enfeebled PM into stimulating my penis using convoluted excuses and her taking me at face value... this is my new fetish

kek nearly all of my first year lecturers have been replaced by chinks. can hardly understand her either, their accent they can't pronounce most words correctly.
doing economics as a job? you can do most stuff in the finance sector etc with an economics degree .

What do you think her IQ is? I'd go for about 115.

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Other than Moz and Eric "I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism, it's much heavier, man" Clapton, who are some redpilled (Brit)musicians?

He doesn't like muzzies because he doesn't like foreigns. He claims he 'nearly' voted UKIP.

Going to sort out my SGC soon bruv.

Memeing aside clay shooting is fun.

Anyone know if when they banned handguns after Dunblane, did they seize all the handguns without compensation or could you keep them?

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Seems the whole thing is falling apart.

Waitrose all butter mince pies.

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Not only muslims, from Bengali in plataforms:

>Bengali, Bengali
>Bengali, Bengali
>Oh, shelve your Western plans
>And understand
>That life is hard enough when you belong here

Amazing

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Based Woes.

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>In a 1986 interview, however, he characterised reggae as a "total glorification of black supremacy" and stated that he "detest[ed] ... black modern music ... Obviously to get on Top of The Pops these days, one has to be, by law, black"

Nah, he's quite consistent on the whole immigration thing beyond just muslims

That sounds lovely. I don't eat such things, though. I do hope you enjoy them. I want one with warm cream.

The only thing standing between the Race Card and actual English Law is Lady Justice Hale.

God help us.

supremecourt.uk/cases/uksc-2016-0174.html
>The appellant is a black practising barrister. On 28 September 2009 the respondent, the Bar Standards Board, received a complaint that she had engaged in the unauthorised conduct of litigation contrary to the Bar Code of Conduct. As a result of the complaint, disciplinary proceedings were brought and charges were referred to the Disciplinary Tribunal. On 23 May 2011 five disciplinary charges were found proven by the Tribunal and the appellant was advised as to her future conduct. She appealed to the Visitors to the Inns of Court, which on 17 August 2012 allowed her appeal on all counts. On 21 February 2013, the appellant issued her current claim against the respondent. Deputy Master Eyre of the High Court struck out her claim, finding that they had no prospect of success and, in any case, her heads of claim under the Human Rights Act 1998 were brought outside of the one-year time limit in s.7 of the Act and no application had been made for an extension of time. The Deputy Master’s decision was appealed to the High Court. In the High Court, Warby J held that the appellant’s claim for indirect discrimination in terms of art.14 ECHR was adequately pleaded and sustainable for the purposes of a summary judgment but upheld the Deputy Master’s decision that the claim was time barred under s.7 of the Human Rights Act. The Court of Appeal upheld the decision of Warby J on time bar and dismissed the appeal.

Redpill me on John McDonnell.
Is he the British Jeb Bush?

Don't get me wrong, I love Morrissey and all... but...

The funniest Smiths cover ever:
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What does Brit/pol/ think of this guy?

Generic communist.

He's a hard-core commie and a massive cunt. You couldn't have chosen someone less like Jeb.

They had to be deactivated or destroyed.

Source: family friend was a RPO who had his entire collection of handguns destroyed.

also a massive fudgepacker and socialist and resident runt

More like the British Zinoviev tbqh.

when she had her coughing voice it sounded like Thatcher was trying to channel herself through May from the outer realms

>Not establishing your own blackmarket gunsmithy/Mech bay

baka

I'm a better poet than Eliot tbqhasfwy

Elliot is an anti semite, Brit/pol/ is a pro Jewish general

>from a poor family
>unskilled
>wasted a few years working in a supermarket
>slowly feel my body withering away
>no friends left

This winter will be a painful one.

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Forgot to mention my Uni has a Conservative Society and the leader is a tranny.
C I V I C
>absolute state

He looks pallid, clammy and confused like Jeb though.
It's obvious he is no moderate now .
What about in terms of being low energy and uncharasmatic? Is he like Jeb in these respects?

What's your take on this lads?

TED HEATH PAEDO REPORT OUT TOMORROW

wiltshire.police.uk/news/4144-operation-conifer-report-to-be-published-on-october-5

It will present the findings of a Wiltshire COnstabulary inestigation into claims of historical child sex abuse.

Prepare for the Telegraph on max-damage control. Media on cover-up duty.
>Heath and Saville were friends
>Heath was part of a large paedophile group in Parliament
>Tug at one thread and the tapestry unravels

Well, it's an infringement on my ownership of my body. I, of course, disagree with it. If you want my organs after I die then fucking buy them from me. Not with other people's money, mind you.

>tfw hated my life because i had no money
>did some things and got a fuckton of money

>still hate life

kill me. I got £1200 this month alone and havent spent a penny of it

Just imagine that you're working towards making your future family happy.

>it's an infringement on my ownership of my body
Your body belongs to the State now.

>Implying Theresa May shouldn't be allowed to harvest your organs to satiate her desire for human flesh

Is "shill" an accepted term that can be used in political literature?

Whitewash incoming.

>implying i can get a gf

I had the chance yesterday but fucked that up massively,

a win for the organ harvesters.
It's proven that the opt-out system leads to doctors malpracticing eg/ by letting people die that could have been saved, to steal their organs.
The demand for the policy doesn't stand up. The strongest argument is the sjw;
>imagine if you needed an organ

The true demand is in the illegal organ harvesting industry.

The law must put in protections for citizens, regulations on harvested organs and ask EACH citizen individually for it to be a legitimate policy. They will do none of these things.
Prepare to have your organs harvested lads.

D-Do I have to acquire a license from the State to occupy this flesh machine?

If the other parties have any sense, they'll latch onto this and call for a mass investigation of the Tory Party

>Not only are you paying for ahmed and his 20 kids, you now give your organs to his deformed offspring when you die

That being said, if I'm dead I don't need organs anymore.

For a monthly fee.

If owt's going on then they're involved as well. You start having one investigated, cross-party pedo ring is found and the other parties get investigated as well

Kek. Folks from all parties will be involved. They all go to the same functions and know the same people. I expect literally no MP will be calling for a deeper look into this.

>Morrisey
>right leaning

What on earth makes you say that?

Was thinking of going to thailand and choosing out a fresh young little boy to harvest his kidney

>Selsdon man is a kiddy fiddler
Not the least bit surprised.

You don't need one of your organs even now.

As far as I'm concerned this is what the Council Tax is. It's an existence tax that you can't avoid unless you live in a car, tent or hotel.

tripcuck btfo?

where do you work?

>unless you live in a car, tent or hotel

I would suspect that any prospective investigation would carry a serious risk of backfiring. The opposition would be happy to capitalise on the Heath revelations without the risk of incurring any damage themselves.

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Can I have it?

Even UKIP and the Greens?

I need it to entertain myself and to avoid jail time if Amber Rudd's prison squads comes for me.