Kill all Slides!!!!

anons,
have written some javascript to help identify slide threads. Pic related.
Inb4 I know its not as good as that (((parentheses))) plugin, but its my first effort.

Pic related.

You can find it on github here...

github.com/PepeDidNothingWrong/AntiSlide

INB4 - Ur a hacker. You can dL from github over Tor, and it's open source, code is commented, and I do security as my day job so I dont think it creates any exposure.

>1post by this Is

Nice try

>chrome

ewww no

post by this Is
>Nice try

Very good, Mehmet. Here have a second post.

It also has a crossed out Canadian flag as its icon. Sooo cute. :-)
(seriously fuck canadians and swedes)

>>chrome
>ewww no

Yeah I know. But didn't FF go full SJW retard as well lately?
Also, shut up you fucking digital yoghurt weaver.

post by this Is
>Nice try

Since you asked, it's currently set to alert if there have been 25 replies. Pretty basic but it seems to work pretty well.

and heres another example - seems to be working pretty OK.

and another
(yes the irony of shilling this has not escaped me)

Neat

>I need the world filtered for my precious eyes
>flag

Checks out

Thanks Hans,
I might update it to check for other things too:
>Weight it against very short posts.
> grep for bullshit like Drumpf, "will defend this"

I'll package it for Firefox too.
Also, I'll publish it on the Google Chrome store to make the install x10 easier.

>>I need the world filtered for my precious eyes
>>flag

Still with her, huh?

posting one more example then ill stop shilling and go away and try and improve it a bit.

no thats fake news. sure it has SJW staff but its still better than chrome

This will be corrupted in less than a day Lul

>This will be corrupted in less than a day Lul

corrupted? How?

>no thats fake news.
Holy fuck have I netted a Slider or a newfag? Poltards dont say fake news do they?..

>but its still better than chrome
Agreed. I'll package it for FF too. Should only take an hour but I've been banging my head against this thing all day and need a rest.

loud kek

Yeah I wondered this, will they not alter the site slightly so the code doesn't work anymore?
Or is that not how 1337 haxx0ring works?

Once you identify a slide thread, share this meme and sage

Mehemet go scat yourself

>Yeah I wondered this, will they not alter the site slightly so the code doesn't work anymore?
>Or is that not how 1337 haxx0ring works?

Good question user.
Basically no. for a few reasons I think:
1. If the site works no-ones going to 'fix' it and risk an outage. To make my plugin die they would have to really risk fucking up Sup Forums massively. Also, it would be trivial for me to recode for any changes they make.
2. Sup Forums shouldnt have any issue with this plugin? It encourages normal use of the site and targets assholes who fuck it up.
3. What I'm doing here is 'web scraping' I'm not using an API or anything official - pretty certain there's no such thing - when sites kill scrapers its usually because they are eroding value eg. a Hotel booking scraper that mines data from bed banks / valuable proprietary info.

>Once you identify a slide thread, share this meme and sage

Yeah this infograph is gr8 and was the inspiration for this plugin. I've had a look and I should be able to update the code so that 'sage' gets auto populated into the post form. Will definitely add that.