Do you want to be the desperate cake?

Do you want to be the desperate cake?

>green eyes
>brown hair
>body looks good

How can you reach that point with such desirable stats?

I want to fuck the desperate cake

>be
No, I'd take her though

I don't get it either.

How indeed.

>you will never meet the cake of your dreams

I let them rape me

What if I already am?

>used goods
I don't want a cake someone else already bit off of.

She has shit taste in men, and every time a bad one fucks her over she gets more depressed and her inferiority complex swells. She just needs a good man and a stable relationship and then she wouldn't be so bad, she'd still be a sharp tongued devil when pissed off but she's alright.

I want to feed her hard boiled eggs

She should just fuck Usa-kun

I'm already undesirable, if I were a cake at least I'd able to masturbate to myself.

What´s the series called?

Cakes are in a whole other league. They're single for many reasons but the main one is that they're picky as fuck.

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I don't want to be
But I am

Swap the gender and I already am.

I'm a 29 year old forever alone teacher, so I'm basically a male cake.

I already am, 28.

There are some doujin about cake male teachers and lolis.

There's still hope for you.

Forgettable about the anime...no seriously the characters suck.

2d or 3d? Cakes in 3d are pretty ease to get in their pants if you look half decent and aren't a total sperg.

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What do you use to find cake doujin?

This was a good show.

I use a sad panda.

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what tags?

what's her number?
did she ever disclose in the manga?

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It would be kind of funny to see her seriously try to get Usa after realising he's the kind of guy she needs, I bet that would get Ritsu off her ass about him.

Why would anyone want to be "desperate"?

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I love Mayumi

Would you a cake that acts like a thirteen year old?

Do you like them thicc?

Is Shinmai maou no Testament the closest we've gotten too of a cake battle harem? Just imagine, a battle harem where ever girl is a cake.

I'd like some sauce

I want your fetish combined with his Thicc cake that is as horny as a teenager.

Just search for pokemon and cynthia, I don't remember the name.

Cake is good

I want to be trapped between her ass and her pantyhose.

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I already am though

I want to lick all 5 sweat drops of her ass. And sniff her butt while Im there.

I use milf and defloration. For male cakes, I don't really know. Male:teacher and male:virgin might work.

>inb4 some shit like cakes don't have to be virgins.
They are complete shit as used goods.