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>Heckler (Lee Nelson) hands Theresa May a P45 as she chokes to death
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/boris-wanted-give-stage-invader-hands-may-p45-form/

>Boris puts his foot in it with Libyan 'dead bodies'
unv.is/independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-sack-dead-bodies-sirte-libya-anna-soubry-sarah-wollaston-theresa-may-speech-tory-a7982031.html

>Rudd "does not need to" understand encryption
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-home-secretary-accuses-tech-11284903
>"I don't need to understand how encryption works to understand how it's helping - end-to-end encryption - the criminals"

>Royal Mail to strike over pay and pensions
unv.is/labourlist.org/2017/10/royal-mail-staff-to-strike-over-pay-and-pensions-after-massive-union-vote/

>Facebuck pays only £2.5m in corp tax after deductibles
unv.is/theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/04/facebook-uk-corporation-tax-profit

>Britain the biggest diplomatic loser in Yemen crisis
unvis.it/middleeastmonitor.com/20171002-what-next-for-britain-in-yemen/

>Unmarried men will go looking for ‘the alternative on the internet’ if they don’t tie the knot, says IDS
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/marriage-iain-duncan-smith_uk_59d3b8f9e4b04b9f92054af5

>Fox promises to copy & paste over 40 trade deals by the end of Brexit
unvis.it/uk.businessinsider.com/liam-fox-promises-to-sign-40-free-trade-deals-the-second-after-brexit-2017-10

>Brexit is being betrayed by a 'platoon of jokers' : Galloway
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/uk/862168/Brexit-News-European-Union-Referendum-Theresa-May-Juncker-Barnier-UK-EU

>Tories To Axe All Party University Groups Because Of ‘Risky Politics’
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-university-conservative-young_uk_59d2968de4b0f96298893b80

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British Pirates raiding France coast when?

STOP BULLYING MUMMY

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>\prit\bol/
good job

Nth for Shared Values

i know fuck all about headphones and i just wants something that can play music so loud that it makes my ears bleed with bass.

preferably under 150 quid, any ideas

*Cough

What is stopping you from necking yourself?

Don't you know that dreams await he who necks himself?

Where will I go when I neck myself? Why, I'll be transported to a bar, set in a dystopian, yet fun-loving future. I'll be surrounded by my friends, fellow bounty-hunters who live the same wild life as me.
We're sitting in our usual corner in the run-down, rough but friendly saloon; playing a card game. A cold bottle of pisswater beer in my hand, dizzy. It's my move. The gang look at me. I throw down a set that kills them. Hysterics. Winning streak. Warmth, neon lights, smoke, silly costumes, Cindy's sweaty hair drunk-kneeling into my lip. This I love.

Now if you'll excuse me....

Start going to church.

has there been a more meme PM?

cameron was such a bore fest, but based may is providing such a laugh

May you all have a wonderful evening.

Goodnight.

>wanting to be reborn as scum

>he needs headphones to listen to music
Semidetached mongs will defend this.

How much state would you like your ideal society to have?

Why are you going to bed at 6pm, Tunnocks?

What's this meme about a commie bracelet?

Need to work out where to neck myself so the government can't harvest my organs.

k

What do you do walk down the street carrying a pair of speakers?

>spends half the speech banging on about muh socialist past, socialist this, socialist doesn't work
>wears a marxist bracelet

...

Step up semi detached mong

>both same age
>both kujos
>both half-jap half-anglo

twins

I don't know, if I were to distil it down it would probably fall to the following areas:

>Law and order
>Defence
>Religion
>History and tradition (the preservation and celebration of)

Think I may have said this a few weeks ago, I do not think my ideal state is achievable from what we currently have. Had history diverged from its course at some early point then perhaps. It's too late now, though.

Can't spell "detached" without "chad".

The 500c is the most Deanette car.

>Brixton briefcase
How can earphones even compete?

can't spell detached without beta

I will.

Just making that shot a bit more kino

Goodnight my love

Can't spell detached without deta

>detached
>20kw sound system
Neighbours still can't hear me. Semi-detached mongs will never know this feel.

ay ay

TAKE THE MODAFINILPILL, BRIT/POL/

Take the valliepill unless you want a beta kill count or semi detached house.

>housing benefits claimants cant afford headphones

HAHAHAHAHAH state of you subhumans

>tfw the only medicines I ever take are occasionally cough sweets/lozenges

Goodnight.

Are you on crack?

Dickhead I own my home.

>not adderal

why cant benefits subhumans afford nice things?

>new report: cough lozenges linked to autism

Tomorrow's Question Time panel.

>people who have mental health issues (and consequently require medications) are more likely to commit acts of violence

wow peter insightful commentary as ever

Hope Rimmer turns up dead in a ditch somewhere.

>adderall
>nice
kek bet you used to or even worse, still do snort adderall in council flats you mad jakey

>implying I'd take degenerate amphetamines

>dewberry
>she showed she was a stronk woman who managed to cross the line

Will they help me to stop being a worthless NEET? Do they make it easier to get up for work on a Monday?

Bit harsh desu

Politically speaking, I want Michelle Dewberry to take a big fat shit down my throat.

>muh drugs

You're already degenerate if youre taking drugs, might as well go Full-up

That's literally the entire point of them mate.

Is Fraser any good? Everyone else looks boring as fuck.

>didn't even read the post
How come hitchmong is the undisputed champion of btfo'ing apsies?

I would agree that any noticable shrinking of the state is very unlikely to happen in our entire lifetimes. I do not think that nominal government spending has decreased a single time year on year in the last century, even in the years of Thatcher.
How do you stay motivated in times like these?

>Full-up
>doesn't take H
So sweet

>book seat to go see blade runner at the bfi imax in london
>never gone before
>click on any old seat at the bottom because I figure it's cheaper and it's so big that any seat should be good
>look at pictures online of the cinema after booking
>fuck
Looks like my neck is going to be more fucked than Saddam Hussein's.

I have nothing against drugs in general.
Amps are just retarded though. Why would I take something that works less well, is harsher on my body and is illegal when I could take something like modafinil which is legal?
Also amps are way too expensive

Not watching this one.

He's a nonce enabler, he deserves it.

>taking pride in being a retard
ok

>downers > uppers

>my neck is going to be more fucked than Saddam Hussein's.

can't look intelligent if you don't state the obvious

fit girl at work asked if i was doing drugs because she said i was spending so much, she was dead serious and i didnt know how to respond.

You ok? Hitchens btfo your non argument in his blog, feel free to read it to the end this time.

downers are the epitome of degeneracy
t. someone who took oxycodone for 3 years (prescribed)

If we can properly sever ties with the EU that'll get rid of a gigantic amount of bureaucratic overhead. At this stage, I'll take anything I can get.

Wasn't even an argument, kek, just laughing at his pointing out of the obvious. Why you so defensive about your boyfriend?

Leave Rimmer-senpai alone desu.

She's projecting. Ask her how often she does drugs.

are you saying we need to lock them up

Read the fucking post you absolute retard.

>Wasn't even an argument
Why do you think I said non argument?

>Hitchens btfo your non argument in his blog

REALLY ACTIVATES THOSE ALMONDS

>downers are the epitome of degeneracy
You're saying that like it's a bad thing

Downers are the ultimate blackpill

Well, at least there's less attention seeking trip fags.

You've befuddled your brain so much that you're terminally stupid.

Yes, Hitchens did btfo your non argument in his blog.

I asked this yesterday and I'll ask again lads, what can be done about the literacy problems poor people face?

Ironic

Hmmm
>Hitchens btfo your non argument in his blog
>Why do you think I said non argument?

Are you play acting completely fucking retarded?
p.s: nobody cares what you said yesterday

AKG K271 MkII they're around 100 on Amazon, everything is repairable so they never break, and comfy velvet earpads. Only downside is they're too big to wear outside the house without looking like some kind of autismo.

does anyone else feel like they are living inside a simulation when watching the news? today's news just seems so bizarre.

aye m8 bobs yer uncle and yer dinners ready

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Remember to opt out lads

I did

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>stating the obvious about a Hitchens is article is bad
>but when I do it, its ok

Kill yourself

I wanted to get some beats ones but they look like they snap like twigs. Is there like some sort of measurement to tell how loud they can be like in headphones

In order to keep hold of any speck of hope I hadn't even addressed the ever-increasing issues other than spending. We can hope that "Brexit" may change things, yes, but I'm not sure I believe that it's possible for the current Conservative government to do anything remotely beneficial for us, even if their task is to remove regulations. They will likely keep almost all of them and find some way to expand their own powers above and beyond what the E.U. could do in the process.
There is no good measurement of bureaucratic inefficiencies, infringements upon freedom, regulatory opportunity costs and, most dangerous of all, changes to the stateless trajectory of cultural norms, but I am very assured that all of these things accelerate year on year even more ceaselessly than government spending.

Just make sure your life is in the best shape it can be and prepare for the coming slide into minority status/collapse.

Private schools, stop destroying the family, stop subsidising single motherhood.

They do, anything without a replaceable cable don't bother with, that's all the advice you need really. The loudness of headphones depends more on what they're plugged into than anything else.

I swear you better pull out the "I was pretending to be retarded all along" card because I'm not accepting the fact that you really are fucking retarded.

>I shall say little about this for now, except that I expected at any moment to hear something of the kind, but it emerged this morning that the Las >Vegas mass-murderer, Stephen Paddock, had recently been prescribed the drug diazepam
>The Wikipedia entry on Diazepam lists common side-effects of the drug, then adds: :
>Less commonly, paradoxical side effects can occur, including nervousness, irritability,
>excitement, worsening of seizures, insomnia, muscle cramps, changes in libido and
>in some cases, rage and violence. These adverse reactions are more likely to occur
>in children, the elderly, and individuals with a history of drug or alcohol abuse and or
>aggression. Diazepam may increase, in some people, the propensity toward
>self-harming behaviours and, in extreme cases, may provoke suicidal tendencies
>or acts.’

>The emphases are of course mine.
>Many people think that I claim all mass-killers use cannabis, that I claim this directly
>causes their crimes, and that I advance this idea to excuse Islamists, with whom I allegedly have some secret sympathy.
>This is not and has never been my argument. I simply point out an undoubted correlation
>between the use of mind-altering drugs, some legal, some illegal (especially ‘antidepressants’, steroids and marijuana, but not exclusively so) and >acts of mass murder and rampage killing.
>I would like an inquiry into this.
>Seek, and ye shall find, as the Bible says. But if you don’t seek, you won’t find.

Cheers mate.
I wish there was more choices though. Honestly don't mind them using my kidneys or liver or something but the idea they'll use my eyeballs is a bit fucked, so I have to opt out.

I'm going to shoot you.

TFW we'll all be pensioners in the collapse and will be left in our rooms covered in shit starving to death as all the fitter adults leave to avoid dying.

Thank you.

Lads, which is worse - our paki problem or the yanks' nigger problem?