>Heckler (Lee Nelson) hands Theresa May a P45 as she chokes to death unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/boris-wanted-give-stage-invader-hands-may-p45-form/
>At the risk of not being wholly impartial (sorry Ofcom) I feel sorry for Theresa May. To give the most important speech of her life, the one that would decide whether she keeps her job and home, with a tickle in her throat that would not be suppressed, and then to be punked by a comedian presenting her with a P45, well this was party conference as soap opera. For those in the hall, she will be seen as having manifested all her famous virtues: unflappability, even when she could not have known whether the prankster meant her serious harm; steely resolve, to press on when she could barely speak. Outside the hall it may not play so well. Some will see the drama as a metaphor for a government that, since an election which saw its majority vanish, has not looked like the master of its own destiny. As for what she said, the over-arching theme was what she called “renewing the British dream” - that life and living standards can improve once more for our children and grandchildren. There were were two down payments on the “dream” - a promise to cap energy prices (well to keep a promise made in her election manifesto); and a useful though not transformative extra £2bn for affordable housing, including council housing. These initiatives will be criticized by some on the left as Corbyn lite or Diet McDonnell. And by the right they may be seen as tainting her passionate defence of free markets, which she might claim as the intellectual heart of her speech (although she would always describe herself as a practical politician rather than an intellectual one). Frustratingly for her It is not her “British Dream” which will lodge in the public consciousness - but the chaotic theatre, which also involved letters tumbling from the campaign slogan stuck on the wall behind her (“Building a country that works for everyone”, though apparently with insipid adhesive).
Angel Nguyen
Live a few minutes away from it but absolutely refuse to go, tickets are ~£20 iirc. Go to Peckhamplex for a fiver instead desu
Aaron Rogers
>checked
Liam Young
>American literature What is that a burger king menu?
Kevin Peterson
This but unironically
Isaiah Bell
kek, well to be fair they do have their far share. Robinson Jeffers, Hemingway, Ezra Pound etc.
Jonathan Moore
>I am told that after she left the stage, the prime minister hugged her husband and wept. No one would blame her. PS Downing Street insists “her crying is a total lie, 100% untrue”. I am obviously happy to report that.
Julian Hill
I watched this and on behalf of Mancunians and left socialists i can only apologise.
Will she have the op?.
Kayden Russell
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Brayden Watson
>decided to look up escorts for a laugh >ended up in the dominatrix section >ended up bookmarking all the ads for black chicks who do pegging and raceplay
IDS may have a point, I'm not sure the internet is conductive to a healthy sex life.
Blake Baker
>tfw another poster becomes obsessed with you It's an abstract kind of feel tbqh
Mason Sanders
kek
Jace Cook
Yeah. Without a gastric band she's not long for this world.
Brayden Rogers
Lads suggest to me a healthy tasty drink I can get from the shop.
Jason Carter
Water.
Daniel Miller
INVADERS OUT
Jonathan Cruz
Is Orthodox Christianity ~problematic?
Michael Smith
...
Andrew Morgan
naked green machine
Angel Phillips
sounds like it's time for a sip
Isaiah Walker
What would be the best outcome for us in this recent Spain/Catalonia crisis?
Henry Williams
She's a cunt.
Nathaniel Walker
You still in mental breakdown mode or are you alright now la?
Luke Carter
With all the chemicals that get put into it? Fuck that.
Oliver Rodriguez
Mango Lassi.
Lucas Thompson
>green machine Literally the worst of the bunch.
Crossed the line yet mate?
David Flores
Seen hanging on the pole to the left of the main mural at Free Derry Corner earlier today
This is straight out of some dystopian science fiction. The fact that it exists, let alone that it's presented like an ad for trainers. Christ.
Dominic Kelly
why hide? surely you would just run away far away from the cunts
Grayson Johnson
Do we have a problem wee man?
Ian Hill
Young Tories go on the piss-up after the Tory conference.
Henry Hernandez
IRA IRALAND IRALAND IRALAND IRALAND IRALAND IRALAND
Daniel King
Our country has become so fucking pathetic that we now have regular PSAs on how to avoid being snackbared. Where did it all go so very wrong?
Brandon Hernandez
lads the skin below my teeth and on the inside of the lips after i brush keeps falling off, am i dying
Bentley Moore
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Daniel Sanders
a rubber hose up my nose to sniff my farts and bash my parts
Dylan Rodriguez
Brit/pol/ posters, you people, you, him , this cunt and that cunt too
Owen Myers
>THE EU IS NOT MY BAG #cringe
Julian Young
>Continentals laughing at May
John Davis
This could have been you brit/pol/ This could have been you hitting the bars with your politically-oriented normie friends. This could have been you spreading the mainstream message had you just not swallowed the redpill.
I went bowling with mummy after McDonalds and watched a film about Area 51 when I got back.
Just another day in the NEETlyf.
Bentley Thomas
Are they deliberately picking womanlets for the police now? It's all the time
James Bell
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it Hitchens
Nathaniel Powell
THIS ISN'T HOW IT SUPPOSED TO BE REEEEE
IVE BECOME SO NUUUMB
Justin Robinson
Thinking about giving a lass I like a ring. She's single and votes conservative, I think she even canvassed for them.
Trouble is, I've not spoken to her in 10 years.
What should I say?
Joshua Reed
>FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME >FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME >FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME >FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME >MOTHERFUCKKKKEERRRR >UGH!
Alexander Brown
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Colton Roberts
THIS IS NOW AN ÉIRE/POL/THREAD
BRITKEKS OUT
Kayden Reyes
BASED man who i thought was actually called Sinn Fein.
>Unironically being interested in somebody who canvasses for a popular party Why? In m my experience such women are incredibly boring, self-assured, and unemotional.
Jonathan Murphy
>Run, hide, tell >Not stand, fight, prevail
Christopher Turner
What did you just say? You're practically begging for 15 (FIFTEEN).
James Richardson
That's /aregerry/
Jonathan Butler
>NO IRISH FLAG
STATE OF PADDYKEKS
Nathaniel King
P O C K E T T H E F T O C K E T
T H E F T
Ryder Martin
oh dear I'm getting replies and they're hidden, is she still craving my attention?
Aiden Perry
My mind is decided. Give me advice on what I can say when she picks up the phone.
