Christianity is for cuckolds

According to the Holy Bible, God impregnated Joseph while Mary and Joseph had intent to marry. And so, Jesus is literally somebody's wife's son. Christcucks get their name for a reason. Eternally BTFO (no seriously. Enjoy an eternity of watching God fuck your wives, gfs, or any woman you've ever liked)

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She looks hot. Got any more pics of her with her face in a pleasure-pain expression?

>Christianity is for cuckolds

Christianity, unlike paganism, has the death sentence for adultery.

Paganism is for cuckolds.

Why hasn't god killed himself? He committed adultery.

Yet, another pagan retard
Just like those before him
New age spiritualist of the 70's
Satanist of the 80's
Atheist of the 00's
>Pagans 2010's

>fuck over 50 guys
>priest orders you to say a few prayers
>your soul is cleansed

>get abortion
>pope orders priests to forgive
>baby killers can kill as long as that "mercy" is in full effect and so they did

Yea nah, you are a crumbling decadent order filled with degenerates.

what about all the pagan kings and cheiftains who claimed to be sons of gods. literally George Washington is descended from a saxon chief who claimed descent from odin.

>he doesn't already know /bestgirl/'s name

Thanks so much, user. Do you have more of her?

always

Mary got impregnated by a based Roman centurion

But I don’t worship Joseph. I worship God, aka the Ultimate Chad. He cucked the Jews and the Romans.

terrible acting

Why does she flare her nostrils like that? Looks like she's fucked so many niggers, that she's starting to turn into one herself.

So has Islam. So based.

You worship a magical sandnigger in space?
I mean, okay if you ARE a sandnigger, but if you are not... Then you are a disgrace to your entire bloodline.

she done better in other flicks

Isn’t your country about to be taken over by sandniggers? Better start practicing your prayers.

>God impregnated Joseph
u wot

odinism is full of cuckoldry

Converts also have been known to make a similar facial expression upon accepting our Lord Jesus Christ as their salvation

>pope
Most Christians hate catholicism. Catholicism is a cult that misinterprets the Bible for money, no different than Mormonism or Jokehova Witlesses.

Why are christians so timid? Im not religious but christianity seems like it tames people and sets boundaries in their minds that prevents them from rebellion. If i had to go with an abrahamic religion id have to be muslim. They fight for themselves, arent afraid to die for their family and beliefs and they hate the jew.

exactly this. pick up the one true word faggots

About to be? Get your head out your ass..

She just has a naturally niggerish nose.

>Catholicism
>misinterprets the Bible
It’s hard to misinterpret something they wrote.

To be fair christianity is just as if not more cucked. Dosent the bible say jesus is going to marry the church? Dosent that mean he will fuck the women?

Righteousness feels good sometimes. Sometimes it feels really good.

The church and the faith are not the same thing

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Is turning the other cheek chad now? No wonder islam is taking over and will be the dominant religion world wide in a few years.

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>God impregnated Joseph
That's more than enough to kill yourself

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People do so good without God in their life don't they?

duds are never wrong and on the subject of paganism look up Olaf the great. The man wiped out Scandinavian paganism

Normies need god. They are way too impressionable.

The crusades were pretty chad.

Telegony, nigger DNA is mixing with her own.

Where is all the alpha christianity now?

I wish OP had died at the concert instead of one of those Christians.

That hoe is nostrildamus.

guys we should all follow Sweden's example and spread our ass cheeks wide for the long shaft of Muslim diversity. that will show those Christians haha

Turning the other cheek means humility, not getting violent when you don't need to, Jesus also commands his followers to trade in their cloaks to buy swords. Defend with force when you need to, shame your opponents when you can. Just look up videos of Jordan Peterson getting yelled at by rabid college kids, you think ALPHA PAGAN CHAD sperging out and yelling back, or worse getting violent, would be the correct course of action?

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wow being intolerant of a peaceful and overall helpful institution is so edgy! These people are still missionaries they are just atheists.... At least the mormons are polite and will leave you alone if you ask them to.

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He already married the Church. Christ is the bridegroom and the Church is the Bride. Through this marriage we become adopted children of God. Also, we are part of the marriage. We are baptized (betrothed), confirmed (marriage), and receive the Eucharist (consummation). When we receive the Eucharist our souls become one with God and our baptism and confirmation are renewed. Likewise, when a married man and woman have sex they renew the sacrament of matrimony. This is why homosexuality can never be a part of Christianity. Mortal marriage is a reflect of the divine marriage. We become one with God through the Eucharist, and when a man and woman make a baby they become one. By their nature as male and female they reflect God’s master plan.

>that face you make when you're about to sneeze

My good man, I do believe that is rather the face one makes when they are in the process of being forcibly sodomized

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lol do they really just make all the furniture and furnishing for the porn room white as hell with interracial porn? Fucking christ.

That face when you're having a good shit.

yup! the reason they do it is to make the black guy stick out like an asian in a hocky match

I want to break that pig nose to bits every time I see her face. Make it even more flat and broad.

This. That's why Christian marraige is between three beings: man, woman, and Christ. He is an integral part of the marraige, even in the bedroom.

Unfortunately they were done away with when statism started becoming popular. The state didn’t want armies large enough to overthrow them. If shit gets bad Catholics do fight back. Look at the Cristeros in Mexico. But violence is a last resort.

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She is so attractive during sex. I wish I was potent enough to impregnate her.

Seems you don't recognize genuine arousal. She must be a very horny girl with a nymphomaniac's libido.

Honestly, is there a better, more cute and fuckable porn actress working in the world today?

>the miracle of child birth...

After a virgin man and woman couple wed, they consummate their marriage before God and He blesses them with a perfect new child to bring unto this world.

Hot until she spreads her legs revealing her roastie vagina.

What a shame...

Man hands

Krystal Boyd.

She looks revolting to me somehow. It's like that girl you know, who you would find hot, but you know what she's like and now she repulses you.

>Man hands
Just imagine how they would feel around your weenie.

Roastie? Proof?

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I don't find her cute at all. She's hot, yes, but not cute.

>Doesn't understand Biblical alegory and historical standpoints
>Thinks can accurately interpret the Bible

God didn't impregnated anyone in the human sense. He made Mary become pregnant by supernatural means, and the Bible says Jesus is the descendant of David, and Joseph is the one who is of the decensdency of David, not Mary (read Jesus' genealogy in Matthew 1), which implies that God made Jesus with Joseph's DNA, even thought Joseph didn't had sex with Mary.

That's why the Bible infers that Jesus is both 100% man (because he is the of the descendance of David) and 100% God (not just because of His nature, but also because of the way He was conveived and His purpose).

Read Pic Related before saying shit about the Bible you fucking pagan retards.

>Looks like she's fucked so many niggers, that she's starting to turn into one herself

Well except for when they sacked Constantinople.

historytoday.com/jonathan-phillips/fourth-crusade-and-sack-constantinople

It's because she looks like an albino nigger.

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When Christianity controlled Europe it was based. Without christianity it's disgusting fem-bulldyke cuckery. Really makes you think.

>christians

then all baptized christians from 33 ad to 1521 ad misinterpreted the bible when all of them had a eucharist, ordained priesthood, salvation through sanctifying grace and not through belief alone.

She's part black. Her mom's an octaroon.

Surely not. She looks completely white. I thought her ultra-whiteness explains her attraction to athletic black men too.

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No woman with a nose like that is completely white, you can also see it in her facial bone structure, it's short but broad.

Whoa. That is so fucking creepy

>God impregnated Joseph
And you're a retard that think men can get pregnant

Atheists need to be hanged.

He didn't have sex.

They didn't you autistic retard. The apostles wrote it.

They weren't allowed to read the Bible you retard. Also catholics weren't the only Chritians until the 1500s. Also notice how the protestant reformation happened when people actually then read the Bible(you still tried to burn them at the stake though)