Brit/pol/ - Eliot Edition

>Heckler (Lee Nelson) hands Theresa May a P45 as she chokes to death
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/boris-wanted-give-stage-invader-hands-may-p45-form/

>Boris puts his foot in it with Libyan 'dead bodies'
unv.is/independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-sack-dead-bodies-sirte-libya-anna-soubry-sarah-wollaston-theresa-may-speech-tory-a7982031.html

>Rudd "does not need to" understand encryption
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-home-secretary-accuses-tech-11284903
>"I don't need to understand how encryption works to understand how it's helping - end-to-end encryption - the criminals"

>Royal Mail to strike over pay and pensions
unv.is/labourlist.org/2017/10/royal-mail-staff-to-strike-over-pay-and-pensions-after-massive-union-vote/

>Facebuck pays only £2.5m in corp tax after deductibles
unv.is/theguardian.com/technology/2017/oct/04/facebook-uk-corporation-tax-profit

>Britain the biggest diplomatic loser in Yemen crisis
unvis.it/middleeastmonitor.com/20171002-what-next-for-britain-in-yemen/

>Unmarried men will go looking for ‘the alternative on the internet’ if they don’t tie the knot, says IDS
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/marriage-iain-duncan-smith_uk_59d3b8f9e4b04b9f92054af5

>Fox promises to copy & paste over 40 trade deals by the end of Brexit
unvis.it/uk.businessinsider.com/liam-fox-promises-to-sign-40-free-trade-deals-the-second-after-brexit-2017-10

>Brexit is being betrayed by a 'platoon of jokers' : Galloway
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/uk/862168/Brexit-News-European-Union-Referendum-Theresa-May-Juncker-Barnier-UK-EU

>Tories To Axe All Party University Groups Because Of ‘Risky Politics’
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-university-conservative-young_uk_59d2968de4b0f96298893b80

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Already a big fan of Elliot Smith

Fuck this guy and anyone who likes his music

>unv.is/
STOP POSTING A SITE
STEALING
YOUR RESOURCES

i think you got the wrong pic mate

Willing to pay the price for the service.

Why did Professor Green's dad kill himself?

>Normans STILL awake
my anxiety literally obstructs me from surviving I think there's a problem here
>tfw have became 600kcal user unintentionally

I bet you block ads as well

become nocturnal honk

/she/ just popped up and messaged me lads

>not using the cover of night to lift until you shit yourselves

never gonna make it, also i heard aids medication makes you less hungry

Holy fucking shit, could we just spare a thread to laugh at dumb Americans!d

How could Americans be so stupid!? They elected this literal retard into office!

Yes so fucking dumb and literally everything that spills out of his mouth is just racist and meaningless garbage!

Literally no one fucking likes him. He's such a fucking loser!

It's not surprising. There is a reason why The EUropean union is now leader of the free world. Us Europeans have Merkel and May. Actual decent and powerful women with a decent education. They are career women, and this kind of female empowerment terrified Drumpf.
Did you know that UK is so progressive thy women earn more than men?

UK is a woman's world, so stay mad American patriarchy

Btw Americans, EUROPE is laughing at you.

Stay stupid.

But I'll have lectures

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I hope Willy Nibbler sees my takeover of Brit/pol/.

Who?

Use archive.is faggot
No Resource stealing
No Jewa Script needed

you think you'll be going to lectures in four months?
wishful thinking. good luck with it, though.

Will do in the future.

Reminder:
House prices are crashing
Don't buy yet.

How many Sup Forums bandwagons have you jumped on, user?

literally nothing wrong with dark souls

I guess

Can Scotland be saved?
Will the yellow peril die?

There's literally nothing wrong with coin mining.

>Can Scotland be saved?
If the Scots are liquidated.

or do as i do and present yourself as an absolute absurdity so that people are judging your absurd construct than your true self. it feels better. nobody will ever approach you again either

GOD TIER
>ancap bro
>t.s. eliot poster
>rimmer

BIN TIER
>every other tripfag tryhard

Bought a Thinkpad and Moto G because Sup Forums told me to. Only regret one of them.

i agree that eliotposter is a very good lad. shoutout to him.

>GOD TIER
>t.s. eliot poster

Watch more films.

who is this old lad

Watch.More.Films.

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WATCH MORE FILMS

Mosley a few years before death

On a side note, someone needs to make a T.S. Eliot pepe

who is this angry looking lad

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I tried DS but it sucks.

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plenty of 15 years in prison candidates ITT

literally incrorect

Used to host The One Show I think.

Eh. I'm not that worried because arresting reams of political dissidents and putting them in the prison system is the worst thing that the government could possibly do. On the inside they would be free to network and organise against a state that overstepped its bounds to unjustly imprison them.

>tfw rightly has probably been anonymously posting since but we never knew


Why did you faggots have to dox him? He was one of the good ones

>BASED tripcode

Uncut version still unreleased
>The Devils

>going to lectures after the first week
>not skipping them because you can learn the course online anyway, then putting it off because there's plenty of time left before the exam, only you're hiding in your room 24/7 except for midnight Tesco runs to stock up on Bran Flakes and you lose all sense of structure and drift between your bed and computer for months until it's the night before the exam but it's probably formulaic anyway so you decide to look over the previous year's answer sheets in the morning but you oversleep and when you wake up the exam started half an hour ago so you think "fuck it" and after a brief existential panic which in retrospect was a bit pretentious you look up Army recruitment requirements but Asperger's is an automatic disqualification so you sink back into bed and watch clips of Benefits Street on youtube to mentally prepare yourself for the rest of your life

Fuck up smelly anonymong

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>be britcuck
>78% of white British women have dated a black guy
>top rated males of UK are Stormsy, J.Defore, Ashley Cole, Skepta, and Ed Sheeran
>It's actually theboretty UK women who date black guys while its just landwhale women elsewhere
>UK hottest woman, Cheryl only dates blacks exclusively. She's only dates a dumb toy boy for spermbuse
>PM is a woman and a feminist
>chief met police is a lesbian female

Have to agree, there are no based tripfags - only attention seekers.

git gud

cheers mates for the god tier

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Why can't I just go back to Idealistic bluepilled center left normie in the late 2000s famalams?
I miss Idealistic hippie pop tunes
What happened lads?

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RIghtlySo RIP

How many hours until May goes?

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Finally got a dog lads. He's a jet black half pedigree hungarian vizsla and half mongrel. (lurcher x husky x lab)

dibbity dubbly doos chooses the name

No, not you.

>feelgood shit makes you feel fucking bad
i wish i could go back

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Why can't we go back to the days of socialist realism?

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>ask philip
fucking kek

easy (you)s lads cheers

me?

Harlot.

They want to hold her out front to be ripped apart by the incoming storm then step over her corpse triumphantly. She stays.

Is WN awake

watch it yout

post bookshelf or dresssing gown

>stab man in drug rage
>suspended (no) sentence

>film naked women with mobile phone
>jailed for 8 months

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song for you lad
dunno if you want to feel though
used to make me feel a lot

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>It will never be 2008 again

I'm in a bar

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will we ever get our guns back lads?

Is that real?

>Britpol
>picture of an american
>on an american website

where'd you all go

Thereza May really wants to fuck Phillip Hammond.

japanese website

Anglo.

vampyr was shit, had some good scenes though

St. Louis

Original Americans were British dipshit.

Did anyone hear the token African guy giving his opinion about may on the radio, was weird as fuck, he kept calling her TITI

Sounds about right for a nigger. Lucky he didn't rob anyone on air.

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