Catalonia + United Kingdom

>Spain boot stomps Catalonia
>Spain can't/won't touch Gibraltar
>Gibraltar has actual democracy backed up by Her Majesty's army
>Catalonia could be another British overseas territory and enjoy democracy
>Spaniard doubly btfo
Lads, is it time? Spain won't fuck with us, and they won't fuck with Catalonia if they join us.

Catalonia are set to become fully independent TODAY, but we all know what to expect:
youtube.com/watch?v=0kghXx5j1p8

I don't care about Catalonia politics or Catalonians, I only care about those salty Spaniard tears.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Barcelona_(1713–14)
youtube.com/watch?v=lFkrEN3Fpis
youtube.com/watch?v=G8Zw5nKNxfo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Moron.
Western European nations need to stand together now more than ever.

REMINDER that Anglos are kike slaves and will support whatever measure that will aid Jewry, no matter what.

Fuck off, I don't give a shit about Catalans or Spaniards. Fuck off.

You already have your own caliphate cities UK.
Why do you want another one?

You dont fool anyone ahmed

>larping as ukfags
An Englishman's innate desire is to conquer and liberate. You proxyfags wouldn't understand.

I thank Christ Almighty every day I wasn't born a disgusting anglo rat fuck.

How about you conquer and liberate London first, retard.

>larping as a socialist
kek
go btfo yourself in a bunker like your leader, faggot

Why are brits on Sup Forums so fucking autistic and LARPy? You aren't an empire anymore Nigel and you can't even conquer your own cities from the third world hordes
Cringe

What about Scotland and NI?

>ignoring Wales

Enjoy the Pakistani and African dick, rat faced pirate.

>pirate
Spaniard identified.

Shoo, eternal anglo, shoo!

You tell me. I can only speak on behalf of Englishmen.

Again, think about London before Barcelona. The empire's dead. We haven't conquered anything since the end of WWII.

You already backstabbed us once bong, won't happen again.

Why I don't feel jealous and I am Mexican?

>This fantasy powerplay
Try reconquering London first

>success
>can't into tiny rock
mah cup's empty, lean over would ya', love?

I'm catalan dumb bong and I was talking about this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Barcelona_(1713–14)
Keep your rock tho.

Good plan.

Finnish meme forces will support expansion of Her Maya Staty belongings in katalonia.

Count us in.

>Catalonia are set to become fully independent TODAY

Wait, why? Because of the 48 hour period? That was just to put a bit of pressure but it didn't work

This.
Seriously, because Mohamed is already the Nº1 name in the UK, Ahmed is coming for that 2nd place.

enjoy big ANGLO Cock raping your women you smelly little spic rat LMAO, you're shithole is as irrelevant as your larp flag Muslim rape descendant

How many times this d&cshill has uploaded this 1 side fake pic. Castillians score more than you in pisa results.
R1b say's almost anything about heritage.
the average castillian img is another lie of course.
what a fucking patology

No they don't because you think you are all mature 1st world countries when you haven't shown to be.

I actually really like that scenario.

Actually anything is better right know, even be part of france will be acceptable.

They will do the UDI on monday, not today. Some argued it would have been on october 6 coinciding with the catalan declaration of independence of 1934, but monday is much more likely.

this shit is just cringe
are you 16 or something?

catalonians are NOT whites....

Give me 1 (one) reason why the FUCK the UK would ever help Catalonia.

If Catalonia succeeds in their struggle for independence, it'll without a doubt motivate the Scots enough to try again, and possibly even convince the Welsh to give it a go.

Won't happen. Even if it happened the last things we need are more commies and Ahmeds.

>You leave EU because of immigration
>Catallonia joins you
>Catallonia want's to be a part of the european union
>Presures you to rejoin
>Catallonian retards force you to take more refugees
>Catallonians look dark themselves because 60% are not actual catallonians but the worst scum of Andalucia and Murcia
>Everything is worse than when you started to fix the problem

Never change my friend.

Old-school catalan independentists are not pro-EU, they just say it to gain their sympathy, but they know that it would imply a loss of sovereignty. They dream of a situation such as Norway or Switzerland, where they are out of the EU but have good trade treaties with them.

The catalonian rats will behave or we will unleash the batans and tier gas again. And if there are still problems after that you get the bullet.

youtube.com/watch?v=lFkrEN3Fpis
youtube.com/watch?v=G8Zw5nKNxfo

Britain should colonise Catalonia. It's ours now.

How long was it since the Catalans last witnessed violence in their country?
They're all throwing their hands into the air and getting smashed into. I'm not saying it's a good thing, but here in Mexico there would've been molotovs and real fighting all over. Perhaps us mexicans are just a more violent people.

Don't you Brits fucking dare.
Let Spain die already.

Juan, pero allá es una democracia constitucional europea. El lo mismo bajo el margen de la ley.

I support this for nothing more than seeing Messi in the Premier League.

But seriously, the vote was not even legit, its not happening.

So calm your larping this would upset oldest Ally and that wont do.

What will happen if the US, Russia and China back Spain?

uk should take catalonia but rename it gibraltar 2.0

Does the Spanish Legion take Spanish-speaking Americans? I live in Texas so it's technically a former Spanish colony.

FCB in the premier league? Yes please. Cheap travel to Barcelona, and those lovely beaches nearby? Yes please!

Catalonia newest part of Great Britain? Damn right! Rule Catalonia!

What the fuck is this kind of gibberish? Apply yourself and learn your own fucking language, dumbfuck.

*Es
Lo siento mucho, Juan.

FREE QUEBEC NOW. CATALONIA IS NOT SPAIN

>using "pero" without an earlier statement
>Next sentence, apart from the typo, has not underlying significance and doesn't even state what's the same about a "democracia constitucional europea"
You spell like a subhuman with no understanding of basic communication.

We don't want Gibraltar. We will close the border, we don't care about the jobs of people from La Linea, keep building those towers on the water and give them british passport. At least those "new" british wouldn't rape and kill your daughter.

Ur not white

Your earlier comment

I guess we'd be pretty fucked.