LVPD PRESS CONFERENCE IN 2 MINUTES

GET IN HERE

lasvegasnow.com/live-stream

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JOE LOMBARDO HAS APPROACHED THE PODIUM

ITS STARTING

No doubt will be a whole lot of nothing

surrounded by fbi

A FUCKING QUEEF

THEY ARE GONNA LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH

Is it even a meme if it's just expressing a basic truth?

youtube.com/watch?v=lCI4uZb0d6A

OP IS A FAGGOT

Stepped away to get some tea, did he start yet or is he still going over the format?

Holy shitttt

cop is literally le 56% face.

ISIS CONFIRMED

>cell phones still not being returned

kek ya'll aren't getting your phones back until they're wipes clean

youtube.com/watch?v=CIGi3dLc2U0

OP SUCKS COCKS

hooktube.com/watch?v=lCI4uZb0d6A

No You

HE WAS ANTIFA

theyre going to cover it up. he looks like he's battling his inner morals

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS

TURN ON CNN

SHERIFF REITERATED POSSIBLE FUTURE PROSECUTIONS

WE UP IN THIS BITCH

MOMMY

ISIS/DEMOCRATIC PARTY TERRORIST

This hooktube meme is even worse than the archive.is meme

Go fuck yourself

no shit, they dont want to say this because larp antifaggots (of which are 99%) will be implicated

Thank god, we have White Men on the case.

le heroes le courage le valorous
>72 minutes to breach and clear suspect suite
Vegas PD should man up and admit how terrible their response was now before it gets torn to shreds in a couple weeks

172 still in hospital

or planted with tons of cp in case any witness tries to go against the narrative

HERE IT COMES

/r/ing canadian dancing girl dot jay peg

PRAISE KEK

CHECKED
WEEEEEWWWW

58+1

WW3

yeah, I catched that too, weird

PLEASE BE MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
>PLEASE BE MUSLIM

CHECK EM

HERE'S THE FUCKING NARRATIVE

HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO

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THE SHOOTER WATCHED NOTHING BUT THE YOUNG TURKS

Who cares, you faggots are shooting each other up every single damn day. I guarantee you hundreds more people have been been shot up in Burgerland since this wackjob did his stunt just a couple days ago. Yeah he broke some kill record, well done have a fucking burger and shut the fuck up about it Ameritards.

SECRET
LIFE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

zombies confirmed....death count lowered by 1

Praise the Lord.

Surreal.

>BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN >BASED BURRITO MAN

>Calls EMT to save a shooting victim
>Realize victim was a leaf
:(

OH SHIT NIGGA
HES MUSLIM

several decades of planning confirmed
several decades of planning confirmed
several decades of planning confirmed
several decades of planning confirmed

Jews are white now?

Big if true

shit the digits talk

shoo shoo

CHECKED

DISTURBED AND DANGEROUS

SECRET LIFE OF ISIS GRANDPA

>much of which will never be understood

>SECRET LIFE
HE'S A FUCKING FBI AGENT

>much of which will never be fully understood
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE COVERING IT UP

>1 person came back to life

There is an actual zombie in Vegas

OH SWEET FUCK KEK IS HERE BOYS

fuck this gay earth

Checked

This guy is nervous as shit.

SINGLE FRAME
BLUE WITH WHITE TEXT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT

COVERUP ACTIVATED

BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT

THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO THEY HAVE VIDEO

OH FUCK VIDEO FOOTAGE

YOU GOTTA KNOW ITS NOT THIS CORPORATIONS FAULT THEY THE GOOD GOYS

ITS NOT EVIDENCE THE NARRATIVE IS HERE HAHAHA

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ur gay

LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS

AIR BNB
AIR BNB
AIR BNB
AIR BNB
AIR BNB
AIR BNB
AIR BNB

AIR BNB ARE GONNA GET FUUUUUUCKED

He's probably been threatened by the CIA and FBI to not reveal any details of the arms dealing

Did I understand him right?

Unknown actor booked the room via Air BNB?

guy behind him is holding a gun, if he goes off script theyll cut the feed and exectue him

HELL FUCKING YES. LIBS ARE GOING TO GET BTFO.

CIA probably threatened his family

He's covering something up.

>that audible groan

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE

CARLOS!

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S H A D I L A Y

fuck it, let's see what LVPD has for the world famous anime ventriloquist Mr. Four Chan tonight.

Things to ask

1. Why was the Waifu held overseas for 4 days, can they confirm that is her doped up in the airport lounge ?
2. Sonic forensics on the gunfire vs. sound of a bump-fire AR15 platform
3. Does LVPD stand behind the police calls of multiple shooters on the strip ? what happened to those suspect reports ?
4. When will the note be released ? Does or did he have motive ?
5. How long was he a person of interest to LE ? Why was he allowed to apply for 7-star and be a high roller if he was a criminal risk and known cash risk ?
6. Does LVPD need to call Reno 911 ? Because that would make shit way more awesome during this time of "need"

AIR BNB CONFIRMED FOR ISIS

What the fuck is this accent?

AIR BNB HOUSES TERRORISTS SELL STOCKS NOW

WILL THEY SHOW?

Shit i was just about to ask who that shady fucker was.

literally reading off the fucking fbi's narrative
he wasn't reading shit until this, which is scripted by the feds

Wow, the sheriff is really out of it today. It seems like he wants to say something, but can't and goes back to his script.

Sounds like it.

PULL IT UP CARLOS

They are covering it up...

check'd