It's statistically proven that if you see an image of smug Asuka looking at you and you don't respond with another smug...

it's statistically proven that if you see an image of smug Asuka looking at you and you don't respond with another smug Asuka image your mother may die at her sleep that night (99.7% chance according to 2014 data, predicted to rise in the following years)

B-but I don't have pictures of the worst girl

I have immunity cat you fucking faggot

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>your mother may die at her sleep that night
Good. She's a lying whore that sucks lots of cocks. Not trying to be edgy here, but it's true.

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no

Eh my mother's old, at least she wouldn't suffer.

SHARE!!!

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>implying I need an excuse to post smug Asuka

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Thank you, Immunity Cat!

Thank you, Immunity Cat

I don't understand the ending of the movie.
Please explain it to me.

Joke's on you, my mom's already dead!

Thank you, Immunity Cat!

Wait a sec....

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Thanks immu-
W-wait, what's that in their eye-
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