Not having read at least half of it

>not having read at least half of it

enjoy being brainlet

>Putin spends his free time tricking Americans into reading books so we'll ignore that YOU HACKED OUR FUCKING DEMOCRACY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>enjoy being brainlet
I will, thank you.

tfw only read 18 of those

>Being a Pseud: The List

>/lit/

>no rick and morty
pleb-tier at best

>spending all your free time reading instead of playing video games and watching porn

enjoy not enjoying your short life. all that knowledge you soaked up isn't going to do you any good once you die and realize there is no afterlife.

This, ignorance is bliss sweetie ;)

> Americans can't read
> only into audio books

>taking anything written after 1945 seriously

>not enjoying getting smarter

top zoozle

This too, once you take the black pill you realize what really matters in life: pleasure

>no Werther
>bunch of postmodern shit
pleb

No George Orwell huh COMMIE RAT

Reading is fucking useless, I spent decades reading shit and guess what, no one gives a fuck about any of that shit. Even if you're in the field no one actually cares or instead supplants their own vision of what X should be. It's not good to invest your time in what amounts to nothing in the end.

Maybe don't read for others and read for yourself?

>2017
>reading

Go outside, get swole, make memories instead of reading those of other people

I agree, go plant an orchard or prospect for minerals in the wilderness or go shoot some animals, all more productive than reading.

I opened the pic expecting to be outraged at the lack of Borges and Cortázar but both were there so now I feel like a clown.
Sorry for doubting you /lit/

Here are some books.

Kill you self this is a fake list. /lit/ hasn't made its 2017 list. This was made by some discord faggots who wanted to force their gay Japanese Nippon weeb shit on us.

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I want to FUCK this Barbie doll.

And here is the last one, all Christian philosophy.

If you've read all these, why are you still a raging faggot who can only feel the rewards of achievement by holding it over the heads of others?

Seems like you learned nothing from all that reading.
So, could it be that it's not the book...but the reader that matters?

>(((/lit/)))

>BCE
>CE
kys

>CE
>BCE
>No Bulgakov
Shit list

Master and Margarita is on there, but in my opinion no list is complete without A Country Doctor's Notebook.

>Triggered over date determination
Who's the snowflake christcuck

No beowulf, no paradise lost
dog shit list

Don Quixote # 30
What?

3 of top 11 are James Joyce.
Yet no human being will ever actually want, just endure for pretentiousness' own sake

>not having read pic related

>having in there Doctor Faustus instead of Death in Venice
>not having in there Nietzsche
>having in there The "motherfucking" Tin Drum
>not having in there Kleist, Schiller, Lessing, Klopstock
>not having in there even more German poetry

>decameron
>85
Nigger, that should be in the top 10

I don't like audio books

>not having read at least half of it
>enjoy being brainlet

Thinking that adding files to your hard drive speeds up your processor.

While you're at home reading, Tyrone and Stacie are making beautiful mixed babies. Stay mad cuck

>not being a brainlet
>reading fiction
Pick one