Santa was a sandnigger just like Jesus

You're running out of excuses to hate other races, Sup Forumstards.

theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/04/santa-claus-tomb-may-have-been-uncovered-beneath-turkish-church-saint-nicholas

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>that ayy lmao head

only a magical black man with midgets would give presents to kids

WE

WUZ

CLAUSES

Santa gives presents. He doesn't steal them.

Saint Nicholas was Greek, he was just born in modern day Turkey.

Next up: was super man actually black? Tomb found!

>theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/04/santa-claus-tomb-may-have-been-uncovered-beneath-turkish-church-saint-nicholas
>According to that version of events, the remains of Saint Nicholas were transferred to Bari as parts of the Byzantine empire in modern-day Turkey fell to Muslim invaders around the First Crusade, 700 years after his death. Venice also competed to host his body and today contains relics belonging to the saint.
>Based on documents obtained from the area, Turkish archaeologists now believe the remains belonged to a local priest rather than the saint, whose body may still be within the temple complex. The theft probably took place after the church was burned down and was being restored.

Except the bones of the saint give off mana water so odds are they did get the right dude.

Jolly Old Saint Gibs

most of the southern civilizations where black.. white came from east, to be more specific. Dravidian albino

>my parents are sandniggers

why am I white?

AND SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT

looks like the average greek manlet

This

Santa's from Finland though

Well, Christmas isn't even a Christian tradition. They just nicked Yule from the nords, rebranded it and replaced everything in it with Christian imagery.

The modern imagery of Santa is based on this picture. It depicts a creature from Norse mythology called a tomte, nisse or a combination of the two. They were usually evil gnome like creatures.

It wasn't Turkey when he was born in it, and in fact no Turks had even arrived there yet.

Honestly, some of you people are so dumb it fucking hurts.

true that..but still.. the Greeks where black, as was the Jews and the Egyptians. they where probably from the same origin

>Implying that Anatolian Greeks are sandniggers

We wuz whitey and shieet

>santa-claus-tomb
what a complete load of shit
also the concept of "old man who gives gifts to kids" has been a concept since people had grandpas
i thought liberals understood this

Jultomten :DDDD

Ironically, Saint Nicholas isn't santa in Greece.

Yes, this portrait from the 1600s tells us a great deal about a man who lived 1200 years prior.

But what about the whole Sinterklaas thing?

Are you on drugs, Greeks were never black/
Pic of an average Greek phenotype.

SANTA WAS KANGZ! Make it reality in 2017.

Emperor Justinian the first.
Does that look Black to you?

Constantine XI Palaiologos
does that also look black to you?

the nisse/tomte/tuftekarl they are most often the first person that built a farm, they were once human. Due too old age they turn small, and yes they can be quite ebin if you piss them off. They can make the milk of your cows go bad and evil kill your animals. It's very important to put out porridge and milk to them, outside of your door before jul

Here you have one caught on tape in the 90ies I do believe. It's freaky as fug, just look how he tries to avoid the camera when he bends over.
youtube.com/watch?v=msSoq4lpULY&feature=youtu.be&t=157
They live in the gravemounds. There is not without reason small kids often are afraid of them, they are right quite frankly

John VIII Palaiologos
does he look black as well?

This was before the Turk roaches took over Turkey.

hahah

Santa = Odin = Yule

Christians just tried to replace him but we won. Odin is still Santa and his 8 deers are an 8 legged horse. And you have stalkings because in the old days they would put hay in them to feed Odin's horse and Odin would leave them a present.
And so on... See Red Ice on Yule

Greeks are Mediterranean , Mediterraneans are white, read Giuseppe Sergi on the origins of those people. In fact you nordics are descendants of the same group that Mediterraneans originated from but settled north, and you know, while the southerners were busy building civilization and making history in Greece, Rome, Egypt, etc, you were still living like tribesmen and making chiefs of your men who managed to monopolize force by using what? Stolen roman weapons and armor from ambushed troops, hilarious.

>muh nordic aryan race

pic related is saint nicholas reconstruction from skull

>santa was a sand nigger
No he was a goat