Quick, say something to get their attention or they will just walk away

Quick, say something to get their attention or they will just walk away.

My, what big eyes you have

Allahu akbar

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I have proof you're Sailor Mars and Venus, come with me if you don't want your secret to get out to the world.

They are stronger than you are. They'd just tie you up.

MUAHAHAHAH!
SHOW ME YOUR TITS

that's not a bad thing

They won't do anything naugthy to you after your failed opener.

Deadman switch, their info will be released if I don't input some code or something like that.

or this guy

Fucking replied to the wrong damn post.

Y-you too.

Mars is the worst planet and worst girl

>Mars is the worst planet
Wow, fuck you.

Not interested. I'd go find Ami and Makoto instead.

>not mercury

Impossible. You can only have Ami and Rei or Makoto and Minako.

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Help, my energy is being stolen by a MotW!

put on my card board cut out costume of a power ranger and scream

Hi I'm stopman, please don't do anything bad otherwise I will transform and stop you

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The moon does not exist, it' the back of the sun.

>The moon does not exist, it' the back of the sun.

Laugh at their small penises

9/11 was an inside job

didn't expect

I literally cannot put into words how shit your taste is.

ARE YOU READY GUYS!

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Could you present me to your friend Makoto? She's tall and busty as a real woman should be, also she has beautiful brown hair, far superior to black or blonde, don't you think?

>beautiful brown hair

It's a trick to make them butthurt and start talking.

But Mars is the best girl

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There's no worst girl in Sailor Moon because they have villains.

Haruna, Mercury and Saturn are best girls.

Would you write her a love letter?