Be american

>be american
>get shot

>be Croat
>be Chink, Arab, and Yuropoor fused into one

>be croatian
>get russian

i would gladly get shot if it means other people retain the right to get shot

"Get into this padded cage, goy. You don't want to get hurt now do you? How will you watch porn and eat Taco Bell if you're dead?"

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>be croatia
>nothing to put here because I have literally never thought about croatia

>be american
>be dumb
>act like it's a good thing

I don't speak Hun, say it in English please.

>be polish
>kill yourself because you wish you were american